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10 Feb 2003, 16:12
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Henry Kelly
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If you could be any other nationality
Which would it be?
For me, clearly Spanish. They don't piss in the street, make uninteresting jokes at parties, they've a language which is easy to learn and comprehend, they've got great weather, good food, and they sleep all afternoon long.
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10 Feb 2003, 16:14
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Gone
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French.
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10 Feb 2003, 16:14
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The Twilight of the Gods
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I want a language that's the most difficult to understand, because then it's comparatively easy to learn other people's.
I'll stay as I am I think.
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10 Feb 2003, 16:15
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Anal Crumb
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NEw Zealand ish
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10 Feb 2003, 16:15
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by deerbarn
NEw Zealand ish
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It isn't a real country Deerbarn, it's just a large floating collection of lambs for export.
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10 Feb 2003, 16:17
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dim like a fox
Join Date: Apr 2000
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There's a saying in Finland that goes:
"To be born in Finland is like winning the lottery".
The only other nationality i'd even consider would prolly be Swedish.
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10 Feb 2003, 16:19
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Norweigan
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Danish
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Swedish
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Finnish
I'm not too fussed.
I think the reason why i have choosen as i have should be obvious.
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10 Feb 2003, 16:19
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
It isn't a real country Deerbarn, it's just a large floating collection of lambs for export.
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I think we've found his motivation.
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10 Feb 2003, 16:20
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I think we've found his motivation.
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Glad to see that beastiality stuff about Deerbarn propagated across the intraweb then, he has something of a 'reputation' back home.
A'RIGHT THERE, HORSE-BUGGERER?
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10 Feb 2003, 16:22
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Quote:
Originally posted by menth0l
There's a saying in Finland that goes:
"To be born in Finland is like winning the lottery".
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You have a poor understanding of statistics and get lucky once in a while?
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10 Feb 2003, 16:22
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Re: If you could be any other nationality
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Originally posted by pablissimo
Which would it be?
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EASY! american! why? Because they say ignorance is bliss........
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10 Feb 2003, 16:23
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Mr. Blobby
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If I wasn't dutch, I'd want to be from New Zealand.
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10 Feb 2003, 16:23
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
You have a poor understanding of statistics and get lucky once in a while?
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I think it means that they live at the expense of the poorest in society.
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10 Feb 2003, 16:25
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Gone
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Re: Re: If you could be any other nationality
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Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
EASY! american! why? Because they say ignorance is bliss........
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If ignorance is bliss, then some of the people on here will be in a state of constant orgasm.
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10 Feb 2003, 16:27
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dim like a fox
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
You have a poor understanding of statistics and get lucky once in a while?
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I think it means that they live at the expense of the poorest in society.
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You're both correct TO THE MAX
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10 Feb 2003, 16:27
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Re: Re: Re: If you could be any other nationality
Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
If ignorance is bliss, then some of the people on here will be in a state of constant orgasm.
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which explains the white stains at my desk!!
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10 Feb 2003, 16:31
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I like livin in Norway. If I had to move I would choose Saudi Arabia, 24 wifes and a Rolls Royce, you dont get closer to heaven  .
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10 Feb 2003, 16:32
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Miles Teg
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Danish.
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10 Feb 2003, 16:33
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Lonely analytic
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AMERICAN
because
IGNORANCE IS BLISS
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10 Feb 2003, 16:35
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by xtrasyn
AMERICAN
because
IGNORANCE IS BLISS
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Oooh retro joke.
In the context of the thread anyway.
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10 Feb 2003, 16:44
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Lonely analytic
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Oooh retro joke.
In the context of the thread anyway.
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Thank you for your comment.
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10 Feb 2003, 16:44
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by xtrasyn
Thank you for your comment.
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Do you want fries with that?
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10 Feb 2003, 16:50
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Henry Kelly
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Noone's mentioned Italy yet, with tasty women, tasty food and 'nice weather' package offered therein.
Though there's that whole 'Ladies don't shave' problem on the continent.
What's all that about?
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10 Feb 2003, 17:14
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comedy canadian option!
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[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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Pretty parks and funky scrap metal things here
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10 Feb 2003, 17:39
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Dirte
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Jamaican. Nice weather, nice customs, nice women, friendly people. What more can you get?
Or, maybe Spanish. But, i think im pretty luck to live in Norway.
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10 Feb 2003, 17:59
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share the <3
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Indian
1 billion people cant be wrong.
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10 Feb 2003, 18:02
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Retired
Join Date: Feb 2001
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i'd still be scottish.
OH FLOWER OF SCOTLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
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10 Feb 2003, 18:03
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share the <3
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Quote:
Originally posted by JBOY
i'd still be scottish.
OH FLOWER OF SCOTLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
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i think you're overcompensating, and in fact you hate where you live and cant wait to move down south.
Admit it!!!
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10 Feb 2003, 18:04
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by JBOY
i'd still be scottish.
OH FLOWER OF SCOTLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
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Scotland is far too far from the Rose of Mossley, and as such 'loses'
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10 Feb 2003, 18:07
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Retired
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
i think you're overcompensating, and in fact you hate where you live and cant wait to move down south.
Admit it!!!
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so very untrue.
Scotland > *(*)
(*) not including hot places with long sunsets on white sandy beaches and pretty ladies in bikini's playing volleyball.......
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10 Feb 2003, 18:09
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share the <3
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Quote:
Originally posted by JBOY
so very untrue.
Scotland > *(*)
(*) not including hot places with long sunsets on white sandy beaches and pretty ladies in bikini's playing volleyball.......
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the south is closer to those places than Scotland.
therefore
Happy sunny places where the chickitas are at > the south (everything lower than birmingham, and east of Reading, but not including Kent) > Scotland
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10 Feb 2003, 18:10
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by JBOY
(*) not including hot places with long sunsets on white sandy beaches and pretty ladies in bikini's playing volleyball.......
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Cornwall?
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10 Feb 2003, 19:06
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I'm not a poet
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Norweigan or Finnish.
Just not Danish.
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10 Feb 2003, 19:17
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dutch (if i dont have to drive around with one of these caravans that is) or some random country in scandinavia
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10 Feb 2003, 19:20
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Bitch
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
the south is closer to those places than Scotland.
therefore
Happy sunny places where the chickitas are at > the south (everything lower than birmingham, and east of Reading, but not including Kent) > Scotland
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Summary.
Sewage > Jockland 
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rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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10 Feb 2003, 19:27
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Any Scandinavian country (does that include Denmark?) would do just fine. Alternatively, I could grow accustomed to some isolated, uninhabited tropical island.
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10 Feb 2003, 19:29
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Bitch
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Quote:
Originally posted by mpr0733
I could grow accustomed to some isolated, uninhabited tropical island.
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Close but no cigar...
I could grow accustomed to some isolated, uninh ibited tropical island 
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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10 Feb 2003, 19:30
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle28uk
Close but no cigar...
I could grow accustomed to some isolated, uninhibited tropical island
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Sounds like a laugh
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10 Feb 2003, 19:35
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Bitch
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Sounds like a laugh
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Only cos I'm a dirty cow
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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10 Feb 2003, 19:36
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle28uk
Only cos I'm a dirty cow
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Well then;
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10 Feb 2003, 19:39
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle28uk
Close but no cigar...
I could grow accustomed to some isolated, uninhibited tropical island
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un·in·hib·it·ed ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nn-hb-td)
adj.
Open and unrestrained: uninhibited laughter.
Free from traditional social or moral constraints
un·in·hab·it·ed ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nn-hb-td)
adj.
Having no residents; not inhabited.
You had me confused there for quite a few seconds. Luckily for me dictionary.com shared it's knowledge and I can now say that both would apply to my island if I were to decide.
alas
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10 Feb 2003, 19:40
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by mpr0733
un·in·hib·it·ed ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nn-hb-td)
adj.
Open and unrestrained: uninhibited laughter.
Free from traditional social or moral constraints
un·in·hab·it·ed ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nn-hb-td)
adj.
Having no residents; not inhabited.
You had me confused there for quite a few seconds. Luckily for me dictionary.com shared it's knowledge and I can now say that both would apply to my island if I were to decide.
alas
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How can you live on an unihabited island?
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10 Feb 2003, 19:41
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
How can you live on an unihabited island?
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Fair point
'Previously uninhabited.'
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10 Feb 2003, 19:42
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bunga
Just not Danish.
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Why not Denmark?
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10 Feb 2003, 19:43
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Why not Denmark?
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DANISH BACON DANISH BACON YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUM
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10 Feb 2003, 20:49
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
How can you live on an unihabited island?
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You can be a crab or a coconut.
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10 Feb 2003, 20:59
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
Jamaican. Nice weather, nice customs, nice women, friendly people. What more can you get?
Or, maybe Spanish. But, i think im pretty luck to live in Norway.
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It's not all it's cracked up to be.
I prefer Trinidad or Barbados myself.
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10 Feb 2003, 21:08
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i'd like to stay right where i am
NZ is all good
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10 Feb 2003, 21:12
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Brazil got NICE women though !!!
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10 Feb 2003, 21:14
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Probably either Cuban or Brazilian.
Cuban for the whole experience a quasi-non capitalist society and Brazilian because the anywhere which can produce Alessandra Ambrosio can't be all bad. Despite the fact being a grossly unequal, misognystic and racist society. Still, the weather's good.
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