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19 Jan 2006, 17:13
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Caveat Lector
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Bin Laden offers truce.
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19 Jan 2006, 17:20
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Back from timeout.
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
Hooray for peace.
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19 Jan 2006, 17:21
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Bored
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
would that be of the roiding variety or of the "LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT" variety of ambush?
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19 Jan 2006, 17:34
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
"The delay in similar operations happening in America has not been because of failure to break through your security measures. But the operations are happening in Baghdad and you will see them here at home the minute they are through (with preparations), with God's permission,"
lawlers he's in a nubjes-alliance.
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19 Jan 2006, 18:16
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Well I figured we could just spam the al-qaeda forums until they get fed up.
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Their forums always look garbled and full of weird symbols and squares because I don't have arabic characters installed.
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19 Jan 2006, 18:32
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
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Originally Posted by s|k
Their forums always look garbled and full of weird symbols and squares because I don't have arabic characters installed.
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Frankly it wouldn't make any difference to me.
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19 Jan 2006, 18:48
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Bored
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Well I figured we could just spam the al-qaeda forums until they get fed up.
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Pedantry attack!!!
or we could simply set MM on them...
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19 Jan 2006, 19:22
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
Maybe we could get PA/Jolt to persuade them to use some sort of bizarre passport system in order to link people's terrorist acts with their forum account, then before they get a chance to re-register their usernames, steal all the important ones like Bin Laden and tell them all to give it up ftw and voila, problem solved.
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19 Jan 2006, 20:25
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
My good friends, for the second time in our history, a Planetarion Forums Admin has returned from a sand hut bringing peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time...
Go home and get a nice quiet sleep.
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19 Jan 2006, 20:26
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
My good friends, for the second time in our history, a Planetarion Forums Admin has returned from a sand hut bringing peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time...
Go home and get a nice quiet sleep.
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You made Bin Laden a PD moderator?
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19 Jan 2006, 21:11
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
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Originally Posted by Proteus
You made Bin Laden a PD moderator?
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No , we just convinced him RP was the enemy
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19 Jan 2006, 22:37
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
My honest opinion is that you can`t do any deals with Bin Laden; pretty much the same as trying to do deals with Adolf Hitler; or Darth Vader in fact:
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"I am altering the deal, pray I don`t alter it any further!"
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They will always be broken :/
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20 Jan 2006, 14:46
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
It won't accept.
They need the 'terrorist threat' to justify allsorts.
P.s. Iran is harbouring him.
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20 Jan 2006, 15:37
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
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Originally Posted by pyirt
My honest opinion is that you can`t do any deals with Bin Laden; pretty much the same as trying to do deals with Adolf Hitler; or Darth Vader in fact: They will always be broken :/
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Hehe - just like "International law? *LOL* Do i need to get a lawyer now?".
Anyhow - JJ fixed it.
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20 Jan 2006, 15:58
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
Bush or Blair should reply with "yeah yeah, we tried that one with hitler, and look where that got us"
Politicians would win many kudos if they were a bit cooler sounding.
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20 Jan 2006, 16:22
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
i wonder if the speech writers add in 'lol' when they intend the reader to laugh...
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20 Jan 2006, 16:58
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
Maybe Blair/Bush could get out of a plane and wave around a piece of paper and declare 'peace in our time' except this piece of paper would be coming straight from wiping Bin Laden's arse.
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20 Jan 2006, 20:01
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Godfather
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
i already did that one deadmeat you old skank.
i dont think anyone even 'got it' either
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20 Jan 2006, 20:05
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
i already did that one deadmeat you old skank.
i dont think anyone even 'got it' either
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I skipped the second sentence when skim-reading it earlier got it this time though.
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20 Jan 2006, 20:09
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
I accept the truce Bin Laden. Now get that Sjoko Laden out of norway
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21 Jan 2006, 14:10
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Come on JJ, accept Bin Laden's truce on behalf of PA...
..then he'll never expect our devasting ambush.
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and then when you crit the backstab he wont stand a chance... die cloth wearer die!
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21 Jan 2006, 15:25
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I'm who you want me to be
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
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and then when you crit the backstab he wont stand a chance... die cloth wearer die!
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Being the warlock that he is, he'll probably have an invasion of voidwalkers planned for us though :|
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21 Jan 2006, 16:48
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
i already did that one deadmeat you old skank.
i dont think anyone even 'got it' either
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I ignore your posts. The only reason I saw this one is because it got flagged for using deadmeat/DM/Dead_Meat/or 'old ****er' in my nightly search.
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21 Jan 2006, 17:00
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Re: Bin Laden offers truce.
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Originally Posted by pyirt
My honest opinion is that you can`t do any deals with Bin Laden; pretty much the same as trying to do deals with Adolf Hitler; or Darth Vader in fact: They will always be broken :/
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I can't really beleive that someones compared Bin Laden and Darth Vader....
Seriously people!
So when's Osama gonna start podcasting?
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