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29 Jan 2007, 22:40
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Music to Queer to
this thread is mainly to the hetereosexual members of the GD community, particularly those of you whom have children. A kindly worshipper of God has compiled a list of bands who he considers to be dangerous. In what way you ask? How can simple pop songs cause myself or my loved ones long-term emotional and spiritual damage? Well you may be surprised to discover that
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Originally Posted by C.H.O.P.S.
One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music.
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that's right! Pop music can homosexualise you! Don't be fooled by those bouncy melodies or those heterosexually charged sexist lyrics. All can be your downfall. 'How can one man know all this?' you may ask. Well, the founder of C.H.O.P.S. (Changing Homosexuals Into Normal People) is himself a reformed homosexual! Yes! there is a way to be saved, but as the old saying goes, prevention is better than cure. So take care and do not allow family members or other loved ones to listen to acts such as Nirvana, Jay-Z, Frank Sinatra or Metallica as they can turn a good man gay.
For those who have wandered off the straight and narrow, all is not lost. You can take comfort from one mans pullback from the brink of Hell by listening to God-Approved tunes. Do not dispair that this list is far shorter, for Gods love is much stronger than that of another man! Peace be with you my (heterosexual) Brothers and Sisters and don't forget to
Love God's Way!
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29 Jan 2007, 22:56
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Clerk
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Re: Music to Queer to
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Originally Posted by From the Site
Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
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Well, they got one bit right.
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29 Jan 2007, 22:57
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Your typical Troll
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Re: Music to Queer to
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Bands to watch out for
* The Spores (endorse suicide)
* Scissor Sisters <eh ?
* Rufus Wainwright
* Merzbau
* Ravi Shankar
* Wilco
* Bjork < CLEARLEH
* Tech N9ne
* Ghostface Killah < lol
* Bobby Conn
* Morton Subotnik < who ?
* Cole Porter
* The String Cheese Incident
* Eagles of Death Metal
* Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
* Interpol
* Tegan and Sara
* Erasure
* The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
* Le Tigre
* Marilyn Manson (dark gay) << omg rly ?
* The Gossip
* The Magnetic Fields
* The Doors
* Phish
* Queen << FTW !
* The Strokes
* Sufjan Stevens
* Morrissey(?questionable?)
* The Pet Shop Boys
* Metallica
* Judas Priest << no shit !
* The Village People
* The Secret Handshake
* The Rolling Stones << blasphemy
* David Bowie << for sure !
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood
* Man or Astroman
* Richard Cheese
* Jay-Z
* Depeche Mode
* Kansas
* Ani DiFranco
* Fischerspooner
* John Mayer
* George Michael (texan)
* Angel Eyes
* The Indigo Girls
* Velvet Underground
* Madonna
* Elton John
* Barry Manilow
* Indigo Girls
* Melissa Etheridge
* Eminmen
* Nirvana << how in the world !?
* Boy George*
* The Killers
* Lou Reed
* Lil' Wayne
* Motorhead
* Jill Sobule
* Wilson Phillips
* DMX
* Lisa Loeb
* Ted Nugent (loincloth)
* Dogstar
* Thirty Seconds to Mars
* Lil' Kim
* kd lang
* Frank Sinatra
* Hinder
* Nickleback
* Justus Kohncke
* Bob Mould
* Clay Aiken
* Arcade Fire
* Bright Eyes
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Audioslave << not good music for anyone, gay or straight.
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Panic at the Disco
* Elton John(really gay) << mentioned twice, just to be sure
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*with edits
much fun... much fun...
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Nothing on the top
but the bucket and the mop
And an illustrated book about birds
See alot up there
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who needs action, when you got words....
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29 Jan 2007, 22:59
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Victim of Marriage
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Re: Music to Queer to
Whew, The Beatles and Aerosmith aren't on there, I won't turn out gay.
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You mean there's life outside the internet...oh man I'm screwed.
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29 Jan 2007, 23:03
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Victim of Marriage
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Re: Music to Queer to
You'd think of all people, they'd put Michael Jackson on there.
I can see how they'd think Clay Aiken is gay, I mean he looks gay, sounds gay, and dresses gay.
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You mean there's life outside the internet...oh man I'm screwed.
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29 Jan 2007, 23:05
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Lord Denning
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Re: Music to Queer to
Someone should send this twat a The Spores album.
Although, I don't know, perhaps if his incredible insight into the world of sexuality has led him to the discovery that David Furnish's civil partner is "really gay" he might be onto something here.
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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30 Jan 2007, 00:14
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Re: Music to Queer to
The site is obvious ironic, he's just trying to see how many angry emails he can get from people who are annoyed that their favourite band is on that list.
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30 Jan 2007, 00:24
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Re: Music to Queer to
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Originally Posted by All Systems Go
Well, the founder of C.H.O.P.S. (Changing Homosexuals Into Normal People) is himself a reformed homosexual!
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That spells CHINP.
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30 Jan 2007, 01:21
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Lucky
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Re: Music to Queer to
Falco
Er war Superstar
Er war populär
Er war so exaltiert
Because er hatte Flair
Er war ein Virtuose
War ein Rockidol
Und alles rief: come and rock me Amadeus
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30 Jan 2007, 02:14
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Back from timeout.
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Re: Music to Queer to
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Originally Posted by Mighteh
*with edits
much fun... much fun...
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My dickheaded friend,
This is not quality posting. You have to reach a certain level of BAMF-ness before you can take a list and add your own personal views to the end. Thats a level 6.
You are a level 2.
You should stick with posting a random LOL after quoting another, more distinguished poster.
We will make you infamous yet.
-Qazok
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You'll have to prise my penis from my cold, dead hand!
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Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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30 Jan 2007, 03:53
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I am.
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Re: Music to Queer to
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
The site is obvious ironic, he's just trying to see how many angry emails he can get from people who are annoyed that their favourite band is on that list.
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30 Jan 2007, 13:06
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Re: Music to Queer to
When did Qazok become queen of the internet
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30 Jan 2007, 19:18
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Your typical Troll
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Re: Music to Queer to
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
My dickheaded friend,
This is not quality posting. You have to reach a certain level of BAMF-ness before you can take a list and add your own personal views to the end. Thats a level 6.
You are a level 2.
You should stick with posting a random LOL after quoting another, more distinguished poster.
We will make you infamous yet.
-Qazok
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how much exp do i need to get to lvl 3 ? maybe i can level on GD and WoW at the same time ? no ?
and i resent being called a dickhead. I am an asshole, there is a big difference.
And i post pretty much whatever i feel like. When i will need parenting on boards thom ill be sure to ask for some of your time
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[Destiny] awaits, ex- [Omen]
Nothing on the top
but the bucket and the mop
And an illustrated book about birds
See alot up there
But dont be scared
who needs action, when you got words....
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Originally Posted by jbg
reading this line is explicit acceptance of my superiority over you
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31 Jan 2007, 01:11
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Bad Girl
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Re: Music to Queer to
Ok i seem to remember this from a while ago .. its not his list its one given to people from a certain US church which i can remember the name of ...
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31 Jan 2007, 12:04
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Re: Music to Queer to
Wasnt there a dance song of someone reading out some of the list? Got to love how Elton John is on there twice and how Evanescence is actually on the safe list.
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31 Jan 2007, 12:52
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Music to Queer to
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Originally Posted by Rc mayhem
Wasnt there a dance song of someone reading out some of the list? Got to love how Elton John is on there twice and how Evanescence is actually on the safe list.
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mylo, destroy rock and roll, completely unrelated list. cyndi lauper was on the bad list for a start.
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31 Jan 2007, 16:31
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break it down!
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Re: Music to Queer to
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Originally Posted by Mighteh
I am an asshole
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arsehole*
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31 Jan 2007, 18:01
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Drink is Good
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Re: Music to Queer to
shut up kila you faggot
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31 Jan 2007, 18:52
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Your typical Troll
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Re: Music to Queer to
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Originally Posted by _Kila_
arsehole*
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difference ?*
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31 Jan 2007, 18:56
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Big Kahuna
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Re: Music to Queer to
Damn it, is Scissor Sisters the reason i started to swing my hips when i walk?
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31 Jan 2007, 19:55
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break it down!
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Re: Music to Queer to
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Originally Posted by Mighteh
difference ?*
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an ass is a donkey...
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