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30 Sep 2006, 15:24
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so f*cking zen
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Dreamflight
I was actually gonna write a "story" about last night and the various antics that happened but it was just gonna be a disguised rant about women so i've decided to save everyone some time and effort and say:
"Are there any (attractive) women out there who dont have a ****in' boyfriend?"
Yet a-****in-gain i get the "You're perfect for me. If i didn't have a boyfriend i'd go out with you" line. It's enough to make a guy go and build a cellar*.
[/rant]
*dungeon
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30 Sep 2006, 15:32
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: Dreamflight
Ah come on Dace, tell the story. Go on
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30 Sep 2006, 15:46
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Dreamflight
The problem is the more i think about what happened the more im conviced it was probably only funny in a "you had to be drunk and there" kinda way. By which i mean:
I danced.
When i was told that not one of the girls at the table i was chatting to (well i was chatting to two girls not the entire table but you get the idea) was single and one was infact married i said "Well **** youse then. Im aff."
A girl spilled a drink on my leg so i just looked at her and told her "You missed my mouth" which won my self-awarded award for funniest thing i said all night.
I danced some more, in a different place, with a girl (work colleague) who got hassle off another girl because she was quite "exuberant"* in her dancing.
*she was flailing around like a spaz much to our mutual amusement
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1 Oct 2006, 01:25
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Lucky
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Re: Dreamflight
today i was at a party of a friend of mine. there were also some girls, being silent and dull, staring at the ground.
so i decided to 'get a conversation starting' by asking to one of them: "hey, aren't you <friend's name> colleague at the kartcenter?". (i really believed i knew her from that place).
she replied: "oh you're doing a chatup line..."
it pissed me off as my gf was sitting next to me, i wasn't attracted to that girl in any way whatsoever, and only wanted to make her stop being dull.
this, people, is why i hate dutch girls. arrogant @#%$$
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1 Oct 2006, 17:48
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Ajaj Kapten!
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Re: Dreamflight
Just how beautiful are they?
I have only really known one Dutch girl and she was stunning. Is that a general trait? (wich should explain the arrogance)
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1 Oct 2006, 18:10
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:alpha:
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Re: Dreamflight
Quote:
Originally Posted by KoeN
today i was at a party of a friend of mine. there were also some girls, being silent and dull, staring at the ground.
so i decided to 'get a conversation starting' by asking to one of them: "hey, aren't you <friend's name> colleague at the kartcenter?". (i really believed i knew her from that place).
she replied: "oh you're doing a chatup line..."
it pissed me off as my gf was sitting next to me, i wasn't attracted to that girl in any way whatsoever, and only wanted to make her stop being dull.
this, people, is why i hate dutch girls. arrogant @#%$$
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yeah if you were going to do a chatup line you should have told her you were in the top 10 for the netgamers competition
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2 Oct 2006, 01:29
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cynic
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Re: Dreamflight
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Originally Posted by Ärketrollmannen
I have only really known one Dutch girl and she was stunning.
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i have only known one scandinavian girl and i did naughty things to her on a dance floor :/
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2 Oct 2006, 08:14
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: Dreamflight
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Originally Posted by Dace
Yet a-****in-gain i get the "You're perfect for me. If i didn't have a boyfriend i'd go out with you" line. It's enough to make a guy go and build a cellar*.
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Obviously you haven't noticed that they only say that because they have a boyfriend.
It goes hand in hand with women who never showed a guy any attention, wants his attention when they find out he has a cute girlfriend.
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2 Oct 2006, 12:44
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Ajaj Kapten!
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Re: Dreamflight
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
i have only known one scandinavian girl and i did naughty things to her on a dance floor :/
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We need details
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2 Oct 2006, 13:02
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Bored
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Re: Dreamflight
I was seeing a norwegian girl once.
She's a bit strange though...
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2 Oct 2006, 14:17
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Evil inside
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Re: Dreamflight
Dutchies are not scandinavians, mongchop.
Seriously, whats going on at british schools these days
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<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
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2 Oct 2006, 14:40
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break it down!
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Re: Dreamflight
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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
Dutchies are not scandinavians, mongchop.
Seriously, whats going on at british schools these days
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Bald 24(?) year old men trying to teach Business Studies and ICT and encorporating slang into their vocabulary.
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2 Oct 2006, 15:09
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Clerk
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Re: Dreamflight
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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
Dutchies are not scandinavians, mongchop.
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I don't think anyone said they were, did they? RR replied to a post about the Dutch by mentioning Scandanavia, but I took that to be a reference about Norwegian girls (mentioned indirectly by Nantoz, eariler in the thread).
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2 Oct 2006, 15:47
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Lucky
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Re: Dreamflight
Quote:
Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
Dutchies are not scandinavians, mongchop.
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dutchies are coolerder, susepikk.
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2 Oct 2006, 18:21
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Ajaj Kapten!
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Re: Dreamflight
I am scandinavian. I talked about dutch girls roadrunner talked about scandinavians.
I take it RR is dutch.
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2 Oct 2006, 18:45
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Bored
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Re: Dreamflight
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ärketrollmannen
I am scandinavian. I talked about dutch girls roadrunner talked about scandinavians.
I take it RR is dutch.
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2 Oct 2006, 18:48
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Ajaj Kapten!
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Re: Dreamflight
Ok then...I am lost, as per usual
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2 Oct 2006, 23:00
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Dreamflight
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
Why didn't you dance over here then, mr. Incontinent?
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You may have put your pinpointed the problem.
(Glad to see Arketrollmannen posting again. The man who lured me to GD.)
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3 Oct 2006, 11:20
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Evil inside
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Re: Dreamflight
But Dace, where is the story?
like THE story, not like this.
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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3 Oct 2006, 22:54
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Dreamflight
I found out that "the man" watches what you write so i don't
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3 Oct 2006, 22:56
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Ajaj Kapten!
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Re: Dreamflight
Nice to be apreciated, if just for bringing you in here using rants and anger.
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3 Oct 2006, 22:56
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Insomniac
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Re: Dreamflight
use a pseudonym rather then your real name
oh.. wait.
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4 Oct 2006, 14:09
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Evil inside
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Re: Dreamflight
who is "the man" ?
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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4 Oct 2006, 14:36
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:alpha:
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Re: Dreamflight
I am.
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4 Oct 2006, 14:39
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Re: Dreamflight
You can't be TomKat, we all know you're not the alpha male
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4 Oct 2006, 17:31
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Re: Dreamflight
They're just letting you down gently. Take the hint ^_^
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