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1 Feb 2007, 13:20
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Re: Wife problems
If we wrote on your girlfriends blog a link to all the posts you've made where you've admitted cheating on her, would that be equally funny?
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1 Feb 2007, 13:40
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Re: Wife problems
Has cancer given you morals or something?
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1 Feb 2007, 13:59
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Re: Wife problems
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Would it still be funny if this was the catalyst that sparked off big arguments in Travler's home, and eventually led to a divorce and split home?
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1 Feb 2007, 14:16
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Re: Wife problems
We need a new thread.
This is like flogging a dead horse.
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1 Feb 2007, 14:23
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Re: Wife problems
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
If we wrote on your girlfriends blog a link to all the posts you've made where you've admitted cheating on her, would that be equally funny?
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If I was stupid enough to post on here a link to my girlfriends blog then I would probably expect people to do something to it.
Anyway, i don't have a girlfriend any more
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1 Feb 2007, 14:38
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Re: Wife problems
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Originally Posted by Travler
Well, I need to go... Joshua will be home shortly. I was so nice meeting all of his friends though. And no, I will not be joining you on GD. I don't play the game and I have children to raise. My husband has just cause to like all of you. I hope your lives are everything you ever hoped for and more.
As for our marriage, it will be fine. I can assure you of that. Life is about forgiving others. Have a great evening!
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1 Feb 2007, 20:15
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Victim of Marriage
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Re: Wife problems
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Okay, if I sold you an acme anvil and you dropped it from a height onto tomkat and he got cancer I'd find that funny.
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1 Feb 2007, 20:19
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Re: Wife problems
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Originally Posted by Ste
You can't post extracts from your wife's PUBLICLY AVAILABLE BLOG and not expect people to find it through google.
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Fair enough.
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Once found it's OBVIOUS that someone will link back to here.
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Rather unecessary. Quoting the insane bits here was fine and entertaining. Pasting links of it to her blog was shit.
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She had already visited, back in the early days.
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1 Feb 2007, 20:39
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Re: Wife problems
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Originally Posted by Ste
If I was stupid enough to post on here a link to my girlfriends blog then I would probably expect people to do something to it.
Anyway, i don't have a girlfriend any more
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Travler wasn't "stupid enough to post a link to his wife's blog". He posted an excerpt and people went out to go and find it on the net.
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1 Feb 2007, 20:52
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Victim of Marriage
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Re: Wife problems
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Travler wasn't "stupid enough to post a link to his wife's blog". He posted an excerpt and people went out to go and find it on the net.
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No, but by posting it almost verbatim (changing names), it made it very easy for people to do a simple search and find it.
Anyway, if you had no idea this was travler's wife, I'm sure you'd probably have joined in on taking extracts from the blog and making comments on them. It wasn't because it was his wife people were doing this, it's because she's off her rocker and there was good material in there.
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1 Feb 2007, 20:55
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Re: Wife problems
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Originally Posted by jt25man
Anyway, if you had no idea this was travler's wife, I'm sure you'd probably have joined in on taking extracts from the blog and making comments on them. It wasn't because it was his wife people were doing this, it's because she's off her rocker and there was good material in there.
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What the **** is wrong with you?
Tomkat/Milo/Deffeh have said numerous times that MAKING COMMENTS ON THE EXTRACTS WAS OK, but they condemned linking her over here.
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1 Feb 2007, 20:58
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Re: Wife problems
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Okay, if I sold you an acme anvil and you dropped it from a height onto tomkat and broke his leg and hospitalised him I'd find that funny. In the abstract it wouldn't be worth (to me) the suffering of someone I know but I'd still find the humour in it.
Equally in this scenario I didn't contribute to this in any way. Only the person who posted the link did.
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Yeah, "You've Been Framed" is pretty hilarious comedy too.
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1 Feb 2007, 21:00
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Re: Wife problems
You're just scared that Lisa Riley's going to swallow you whole. And I don't just mean your penis! Though she'd be swallowing that by extension so I guess you could go to heaven with that on the books.
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1 Feb 2007, 21:07
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Re: Wife problems
Deffeh is right for what its worth.
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1 Feb 2007, 21:11
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Re: Wife problems
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Yeah, "You've Been Framed" is pretty hilarious comedy too.
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1 Feb 2007, 22:12
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Re: Wife problems
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Originally Posted by jerome
he's being completely reasonable with that example and explanation to be honest
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What are you doing posting at this time? Isn't "Pets do the Funniest Things" on TV right now, jer?!
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1 Feb 2007, 22:28
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Re: Wife problems
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What are you doing posting at this time? Isn't "Pets do the Funniest Things" on TV right now, jer?!
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Lisa Riley's gelatinous buttocks atop your waiting face, one cheek either side of yours, your mouth and nose pushed against her gaping nether-maw and your eyes brilliant white with absolute, paralysing fear.
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1 Feb 2007, 22:45
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Re: Wife problems
Oh it gets worse Tom, oh it gets worse. While Riley's straddling your face, puckered arsehole glistening with post-workout dew, Clarissa 'Two Fat Ladies' Dickinson Wright has her mouth round your waning masculinity, spluttering about fox-hunting while massing your balls with handfuls of cold lamb mince. "Sure", you think, "I can keep it up, I'm Tom!" but goddamn boy the pressure's on because if you go limp Clarissa's going to tear through your sinewy flesh with her teeth, tear your man-piece off and fry it right in front of you while Riley does you up the arse
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1 Feb 2007, 22:48
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Wife problems
Anus torn and bleeding, your face smeared with a mix of your own penile blood and Riley's 'special sauce', you crawl away moaning, pleading to anyone who'll listen.
A light! A light at the end of the tunnel!
It's Des Lynam! Thank the Lorwait a minute, he's whipping out his cock Tom. He's whipping it... out and... yes... he's... cracking one out now Tom, he's cracking one out... Jesus, Tom, GET AWAY!
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1 Feb 2007, 22:50
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Re: Wife problems
You didn't pass out for long, but you awaken refreshed. A dream! But then, why are you still naked wearing a Lynam-brand pearl-necklace? And where's your penis, Tom, where's your ****ing penis? And is that your entire family laughing at you? Are you... Jesus Christ, are you on national TV? Are your family taking turns kicking you now Tom? Are they kicking you? Did your sister just piss in your face while standing like a man?!
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1 Feb 2007, 22:51
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Re: Wife problems
"That's a hell of an act, what do you call it?"
and there was the longest pause
"The aristocrats"
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1 Feb 2007, 23:02
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Re: Wife problems
I guess what I'm trying to say here is that at least Travler's not covered in Lisa Riley's vaginal mucus and having the shit kicked out of him by his entire family on national television, now a eunuch and wearing Des Lynam's semen as a fashion accessory. It's not really as bad as it could be is what I'm getting at. Essentially, it could be worse yeah?
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1 Feb 2007, 23:18
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Re: Wife problems
That's one of the better versions of "The Aristocrats" I've heard in quite some time.
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1 Feb 2007, 23:57
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Re: Wife problems
Pab just brought this thread back from the brink
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2 Feb 2007, 00:32
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Re: Wife problems
oh pab
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2 Feb 2007, 08:22
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Re: Wife problems
Can we stick a fork in it now?
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Who the hell gave you posrep you christian fundamentalist?
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2 Feb 2007, 09:11
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Re: Wife problems
only if you give us an update on the situation!
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2 Feb 2007, 10:02
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1up on you
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Re: Wife problems
I think that is a fair compromise!
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Re: Wife problems
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What are you doing posting at this time? Isn't "Pets do the Funniest Things" on TV right now, jer?!
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I don't think you understand the point of novelty. A dog standing on its hind legs isn't funny. A dog setting off a small nuclear device in downtown Los Angeles, that's funny. A cat drawing a picture isn't funny. A cat raping your mother, that's funny. Equally like how your first "isn't you've been framed on tv now" comment was almost funny by the time we reached your above post it was just stupid. Novelty man, it's a wonderful thing.
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Re: Wife problems
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only if you give us an update on the situation!
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Agreed.
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I think that is a fair compromise!
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2 Feb 2007, 11:49
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1up on you
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Re: Wife problems
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Life is all about making compromises.
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Travlers wife should understand that!
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Re: Wife problems
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I don't think you understand the point of novelty. A dog standing on its hind legs isn't funny. A dog setting off a small nuclear device in downtown Los Angeles, that's funny. A cat drawing a picture isn't funny. A cat raping your mother, that's funny. Equally like how your first "isn't you've been framed on tv now" comment was almost funny by the time we reached your above post it was just stupid. Novelty man, it's a wonderful thing.
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Thanks for the tip, I'll make sure that 50% of my posts aren't comprised of slurs against the poster's mother from now on as that loses its novelty humour pretty quickly
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2 Feb 2007, 12:05
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Re: Wife problems
ur mum lost her novelty humour pretty quickly
Last edited by Nodrog; 2 Feb 2007 at 15:02.
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2 Feb 2007, 13:06
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Re: Wife problems
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A cat raping your mother, that's funny.
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Nah, again you're missing the point. The idea of a cat raping someone's mother may be funny, but it actually happening would be just be impractical and boring. The cat would keep falling off, your mother would just be embarrassed, I'm not even sure a cat penis could stay in...well, you get the point.
It's a bit like Woody Allen's early movies. His writing at the time was broadly absurdist (check out his collected volume of prose if you've not already, it's quite good) and his early movies attempted to replicate this visually, but a lot of the time the joke falls flat when you actually see the absurd thing happening on screen.
Where you do show absurd things, they have to made unreal to be funny (imho). Vic and Bob hitting each other with giant frying pans can still be very funny, but that's because it's so utterly unreal, it's sort of a live-action cartoon. As soon as it became real I suspect it would be less funny - not because of any sort of empathy or ethical point but because it would be dull watching someone lying there not doing anything for quite a lot of the time. This is why movie representations of sex or violence tend to be so unrealistic.
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Re: Wife problems
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Thanks for the tip, I'll make sure that 50% of my posts aren't comprised of slurs against the poster's mother from now on as that loses its novelty humour pretty quickly
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No, you're not seeing it. There are different levels. Your point there could be considered akin to "what's that you said? a joke? i've heard loads of those before, that's not very funny". it depends on the subject and its variety.
Incidentally for the sake of hilarity I looked back over my posts which contained the word mother. In the past year five of my posts (I believe I've made a couple of thouand) have contained your mother jokes/references. Of those two are me quoting you making jokes about my mother. So yeah tk I'd advise cutting down on it.
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Nah, again you're missing the point. The idea of a cat raping someone's mother may be funny, but it actually happening would be just be impractical and boring. The cat would keep falling off, your mother would just be embarrassed, I'm not even sure a cat penis could stay in...well, you get the point.
It's a bit like Woody Allen's early movies. His writing at the time was broadly absurdist (check out his collected volume of prose if you've not already, it's quite good) and his early movies attempted to replicate this visually, but a lot of the time the joke falls flat when you actually see the absurd thing happening on screen.
Where you do show absurd things, they have to made unreal to be funny (imho). Vic and Bob hitting each other with giant frying pans can still be very funny, but that's because it's so utterly unreal, it's sort of a live-action cartoon. As soon as it became real I suspect it would be less funny - not because of any sort of empathy or ethical point but because it would be dull watching someone lying there not doing anything for quite a lot of the time. This is why movie representations of sex or violence tend to be so unrealistic.
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2 Feb 2007, 14:42
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Re: Wife problems
Cat/mom sex is impractical
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2 Feb 2007, 14:56
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Re: Wife problems
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as my grandfather used to say: "dee leu moet ok nog geld heb'n"
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2 Feb 2007, 20:07
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Re: Wife problems
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Can we stick a fork in it now?
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Re: Wife problems
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You ****ing dutchies are sick, you know that right?
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Re: Wife problems
What is Queen Manuela queen of do you suppose?
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Re: Wife problems
blow jobs
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Who the hell gave you posrep you christian fundamentalist?
god is bollox, mkay and you are not discussing it
You're not the voice of Christianity di**head.
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Re: Wife problems
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What is Queen Manuela queen of do you suppose?
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The Crazy Batshit People?
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Re: Wife problems
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Re: Wife problems
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i had to re-read this 3 or 4 times to make sure you actually said it, especially given your wife has seen this thread as well
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I'm surprised that he would suggest that, given that it's usually considered an evil satanic practice. The only sex allowed by protestants is missionary, oral and anal is evil (especially anal).
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Re: Wife problems
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i had to re-read this 3 or 4 times to make sure you actually said it, especially given your wife has seen this thread as well
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oh noes!!!
someone else doesn't conform to the deffeh morality bandwagon
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Re: Wife problems
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Do you put food like bacon or pigs in a blanket on your penis?
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Re: Wife problems
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