The star ship Idiot

[Mad cat]

smells the smell of poinsonous crap and punches through the ceiling, he drops to the floor and runs to the hangar, where he gets into a fighter and seals himself in

ha ha! cant get me in here!

[Zorro]

*Zorro picks up Mad Cats signal on the ships computer and heads to the hangar. From the control bay he laughs.*

"Ha ha! Weasel your way out of this one!"

*Zorro activates the sealed fighter for "simulator" mode and sends mad cat on an adventure through the world of Barney, making sure the doors are tightly locked and that the teleport inhibitor has been activated*

[Mad cat]

BLLAAAAAAAAARG!!!!

an extra set of arms appears from his sides and he stuffs them in his ears

vile, bad childrens show

smashes the cockpit window and sqwirms his way through, then runs up the wall after removing his extra hands from his ears

na na na na boo boo!

sticks his toung out at zorro

cant catch me!

dissapears into a vent

[Zorro]

*Zorro responds to an alarm noting that the vents are overheated*

"Guess it's time to cool 'em down a bit."

*Zorro presses the button to make the ducts watertight, then sends thousands of gallons of liquid nitrogen rushing through the vents*

[Mad cat]

claws through the top of the vent and ecapes

ho ha!

smashes a hole in the wall and pokes his head into the hangar

[ASME]

ASME wakes up to find himself surrounded by "posinous crap" and starts couching violently...

"Air... Air.." ASME gasps, clutching at his neck, "I need air..."

ASME looks around to try and find a spare air mask, and snatches one off the closest person who proceeds to die of suffocation

"Ah thats better..." ASME breathes a sigh oh relief and looks around... seeing a door he proceeds to open it and clims to the next level

[Zorro]

*Zorro suddenly realizes it would be easier to find Mad Cat if there weren't all these extra bodies lying around. He carries all the unconcious crew into the ships detention bay and locks the doors. According to the ships log, only ASME and Madcat remain besides him. Zorro sends a squadron of robots to hunt madcat down.*

[Mad cat]

makes his way through the ship to a secluded, unsensored part of the ship, and grabs a very large gun

nyahahaha

returns to the hangar and waits for the robots

[Zorro]

*As Zorro watches the remote controlled robots, conveniently equipped with built in cameras, he watches as they approach madcat and his gun. Zorro notes madcat is in the "nerf" section of the ship, and fortunately only has the option of foam projectiles, which will not harm the bots in any way. Speaking through the robots speaker he yells, "GIVE ME THE SHOE!"*

[Mad cat]

NEVAH!!!!

brings the gun up and points it at the robots

*CLICK*

blinks several times

damn, CHEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGEH!!!

runs at the robots and throws the gun at them, knocking them all over, then procedes to take them apart, taking vital parts, and breaking them

picks up his gun and runs away ending up in the bridge, he closes the blast doors and locks them, then turns off the power to every other section of the ship

[ASME]

ASME is glad that he has the air mask as the entire deck was plunged into a state on non-operational.

"ah" ASME said before putting on his Airmask.... "now what?" he asks

Looking around ASME notes a person who he remembers as Zorro chocking and stugling for air... thinking quickly ASME finds a reconstituted chese hamburger lying around in pristine condition and begins eating it slowly savouring each and every mouthful. He then remembers Zorro and gives him a space air mask that he found in the overhead compartment....

[Demon Dave]

*DD, noticing that Mad Cat had been let lose on the ships vital systems again, quickly opens the hanger bay door. The rapid decompresion of the outer door being opened with the protective forcefield deactivated, forces mad cat out into outer space at a rather fast speed. As there is no resistance in space, mad cat is hurled a few thousand kilometers away from the ship in a matter of seconds. DD then closes the hanger door and restores power to the deck*

[flapjack]

*flapjack is still stowed away somewhere in the engineering section, which fortunately contains all the power controls.*

*Flapjack crawls out of hiding, restores power to every area of the ship except the bridge and shuts power to the bridge down, the crawls back into hiding where nobody will find him*

[Mad cat]

ooc- dd, uh your in jail -ooc

wonders why the hangar was opened and then why all the lights went out, then frowns
gurrrr

opens up a vent and escapes the bridge, breaks another vent thing and drops into a hall, scuttles on all six limbs down to engineering where its extra warm

mmm... warmness

turns off the teleporters and forcefeild generators

[Zorro]

*Zorro receives an alert in his headset indicating one of the ships crew has awakened. He gives the command for the cell block to open, releasing any who might awaken at this time, as they surely would be of assistance in tracking down the shoe bandit. Zorro presents ASME with a miniture radar device, containing the ships blueprints and a flashing dot.*

"Madcat has a biochip implanted in his head. The flashing dot is him. Find him. Take him dead or alive. Above all, get that shoe!"

[Mad cat]

ooc- i do? since when?-ooc

locks the door to engineering and returns to guarding the power grid

[Zorro]

*Zorro notes that the nerf gun must have been equipped with a self installing microchip, and celebrates the advances in technology, hoping it didn't just come out of a cracker jack box*

[Mad cat]

moves about engineering and passes through an oscillating magnetic feild, frying the chip and making the radar things

doo dee doo dee doo... ... ... warmness good

returns to the power controlls and falls asleep on them after attaching hiself to the panel with his claws

[ASME]

ASME looks at the radar thing Zorro gave him... he watches the blip for a while but then it stops... thinking it will help ASME begins to shake the instrument violently, then when it still dosent work he bangs it against the wall several times, again it dosent work. ASME becomes incresingly frustrated, drops the instument, takes his pulse pistol in his hand an proceed to shoot the **** out of the instrument... "damn technology" ASME mutters....

Returning to matters at hand, ASME puts his pulse pistol in its holster and gets his heavy gauss cannon out of its sheath on his back. Activating heat seeking sensors ASME looks around and begins to proceed to enginnering, the warmest place on the ship..... when ASME arrives at the enginnering he encouters a door that he was sure was not on the schematics... "hmmm" ASME thinks to himself... "such a nice door.. its a shame to ruin it....." ASME raises his heavy gauss cannon and fires it at the door.... the effect was that comparable to a 500 ton weight being used as a paper weight... "Right.... where is the shoe snatcher?" ASME thinks as he enters enginnerign with caution.... suddenly he spots MadCat.....asleep... "dosent anything wake him up?" ASME questions no-one

[flapjack]

*Upon which Flapjack appears from directly above ASME, lands on his head, rushes over to MC, pulls at MC's ears and yells "WAKE UP" into 1 of them, before rushing back over to ASME, climbing up his body and jumping up from ASME's head, then disappearing into the ship's superstructure again*

[Mad cat]

wakes up at the sound of asme's voice

i do, wait YARG!

flings himself at the gun and gnaws on it, electricuting hiself a couple times but absolutly mangling the gun

haha!

clubs asme over the head with the shoe and breaks the power controlls for the forcefeild generators and teleporters, leaving them off for a very long time, runs out and dissapears into a hole in the floor

[ASME]

"Damn!" ASME exclaimed he cradled a freshly clubbed head and as madcat disappered into a hole in the floor.... "No use for this now..." ASME looked at the mangled heavy gauss cannon. 'hmm,' ASME thought 'maybe there is something i can do with this...' Looking around enginnering ASME spots several spare parts for heaven knows what.... Thinking logically ASME began consruction on a weapon that was keyed directly to MC's DNA, there was enough samples on the gun to get an accurate DNA sample, when AMSE was finished the weapon consisted of: the barral of the heavy gauss can that he had managed to reshape though the power loss was now much greater; an antigravity unit from a storage unit; several thrust units from said storage unit; computer uplink to main sensors (which are incidentaly drawing power driectly from the ships reactor, so turning them off would result in shipwide power loss); power pack (emitting a lot of radiation, good thing i took my rad shoots); and weapon/mobility control system(inside 3 cm of thick lead). This weapon that he had constructed also had a mounted 360 degree camra allowing him to see what the robot saw... ASME then activated the weapon and watched it speed off behind MC....

[Zorro]

*Zorro equips himself with scuba gear, and presses a blue button at the ships control panel, filling the ship with water. As the ship fills completely, leaving very few air pockets, a female voice is heard to calmly explain the situation*

"Water level at maximum. Swimming pool mode initiated. Swimming pool mode complete. Diving mode initiated. Diving mode complete. Oxygen levels at minimum"

*Remembering the shoe, Zorro begins to swim through the ship, looking for what he presumes will be the lifeless, drowned body of mad cat, shoe in hand*

[Evil_Ginge]

:: Walks back onto the bridge, slight dazed and covered with several cobwebs ::

"ok ships report?"

:: sees everyone looking at him in puzzlement ::

"ok so your second in command hasn't been here for a while, doesn't mean that i'm dead does it?"

[ooc] hey everyone... remember me? [/ooc]

[Zorro]

*Zorro immedietly drains the ship at the sight of Evil and salutes.*

"Sir! We haven't seen you since.......um.......well for a long time! Unfortunately, a shoe stealing bandit is loose on the ship and must be destroyed"

[Evil_Ginge]

"indeed, well forward guns fire all betteris at that oncoming speck of dust and activate automated internal defense systems"

[Mad cat]

swims around while the water is flooding the ship and looks behind him to see the dead robot thing that asme made

eh?

walks up to it and dimantles it, then scuttles about between ceilings/floors/walls and gets hiself a bit lost

[ASME]

"DAMN" ASME exclaims as his robot gets dismantled.... feeling a bit depressed, ASME activated the robots com-link...

"MadCat, MadCat? are you there... follow the sound of my voice, i have a deal for you...." ASME waited... all the time thinking ' If you cant beat them either destroy the ship utterly or join them....'

[Mad cat]

distantly hears asme's voice and follows it, comes up to a vent and silently slices his way in with his claws, he goes to where he thinks he heard the voice coming from and looks around, he sees asme with his back turned and smiles

yeeeeesssss?

[Evil_Ginge]

*the shoip shakes as the forward guns are fired*

[ASME]

"wuah!" ASME cries as he spins around and see MadCat over the robots video link. "Yes MadCat i wish to either speck with you now or meat you somewhere where we can't be either heard of seen by the others"

"what do you say?"

[Demon Dave]

*As ASME finishes his sentence, the internel comms system kicks in and the voice of Head of Security Demon Dave can be heard*

"There is nowhere on this ship were you can't be seen and/or heard! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough* GET THEM!!!!"

*Suddenly, a mass of cat-proof heavily armed robots appear on all decks, searching for ASME and Mad Cat*

/ooc/ when i say cat-proof, i MEAN CAT-PROOF! this means you can't simply claw them to pieces or bite them until they die. I'm talking to YOU Mad Cat /ooc/

[Mad cat]

breaks the grate and grabs amse by the shirt, dragging him into the vent and out into the crawl space

ok im listening

[Zorro]

*Zorro deletes mad cat from the ships database, rendering it impossible for him to open any doors or activate any controls on the ship. He hits the ships bio-regeneration switch to repair all the holes mad cat has created and then sends the ship into full alert defensive mode, rendering all the walls temporarily unbreakable. All the vent grates begin to lock into place.*

[Mad cat]

watches the hole in the vent close

what? not cool

breaks off an entire section and bends one end out of its normal position, he watches as the normal venting returns leaving the bent peice still bent

[ASME]

"hmm i quite agree.. not cool...." ASME said as MC brakcs and bends sections of metal. "well anyway... i beleave with my engennering skills and your... uniqueness shall we say, i believe that we can blow this ship up while escaping via some unknown method with the shoe.... what do you say to that?"

[Mad cat]

looks at amse very confusedly

why would we blow the ship up? its much more amusing to play keep away with this shoe, come on lets go, your on my team

smiles and scuttles off searching for a place to hide

[Evil_Ginge]

*over the speakers*

"i say thats a rather interesting conspiracy considering i control every system by mind uplink"

[flapjack]

*flapjack appears from the corridor behind MC, having gained the ability to randomly appear and disappear anywhere on the ship, regardless of lockdowns and forcefields, from prolonged exposure to the said and it's highly morphing nature, and hands him a small map*

"It shows all hiding placing on the ship, conveniently with indicators to indicate how hard it is to get found in such locations. Personally I prefer the primary reactor core, nobody ever bothers to look in there. It's my home away from home by now."

*With that, Flapjack opens up a small panel in the side of the vent, which had previously been perfectly smooth, and slips into it, the panel closing behind him and disappearing from view.*

*10 seconds later Flapjack pushes the captain's chair out of its place to reveal another hidden passage, drops a small datapad on the captain's chair and leaves, putting the chair back in place just before a beeper on the datapad went off, hopefully attracting Evil's attention*

[Mad cat]

takes the map

why thankee

moves off opening hidden panels etc, and hides in a warm spot, where he takes a nap

[Evil_Ginge]

*smashes the datapad without even looking at it, knowing that flapjack put it there*

"what do you want flapjack?"

[flapjack]

*Flapjack immediatly pushes aside a roof tile and pops down out of the ceiling from it*

"I was just being nice and giving you a neat map of the ship, with every shoe aboard the ship displayed on it."

*After quickly saying this, flapjack jumps the hole in the wall behind him, the hole immediatly closing up as he passes through*

[Evil_Ginge]

"shoes ay? interesting..... YOU, PRIVATE, GATHER ALL OFTHE SHOES OF THE SHIP UP AND PLACE THEM IN THE CARGO BAY"

*waits for a moment*

"except for my shoes"

[Mad cat]

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[ASME]

"mumble mumble... grumble... looking forward to blowing up reactor core..... mumble... grumble...." ASME said as he followed Mad Cat to where he began sleeping.... Wondering what to do ASME begins construction on a device that he has no idea is... so therefore noone can counter act it with anything.... after construction ASME activtes the construct and it begins moving down the shat at increible speed looking for an acces port to the ships computers....

[Mad cat]

wakes up after a long nap and appears in the bridge

hello!

[Evil_Ginge]

*Looks up ad mad cat*

"go back to work"

[Mad cat]

looks at ginge surprised

i had a job to do?

[Evil_Ginge]

"yes you do, inform the other crewmembers that there are particles of dust hitting the forward sheilds and prepare for battle stations"

*turns round to an ensign on the button detail*

"go to red alert"

[Zorro]

Zorro enters the bridge and hears the words "Red Alert". Being smart enough to not mistake that for the video game, he leaps into action, pushing the ensign out of the way. However, in his haste, he mistakenly presses the "blue alert" button.