Planetarion Forums - The star ship Idiot

Evil_Ginge · 16 Oct 2003, 08:48

*Removes all big shiny red buttons on the ship, replacing them with a panel of normal ones, then secures all panels with forcefields so no-one can do anything without him*

Mad cat · 16 Oct 2003, 14:37

WHAT?!?!? NO BUTTONS?!?! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!!!!!!... ... ... hmm *rumble* erh?.. hungy... hungy... hungy... GIMME FOOOOOOD
Bites a large hole in the foolr
hmm cast alluminium alloy of some kind BLA!
spits metal out in the form of flack
hungy...

Wo2 · 20 Oct 2003, 19:44

[ooc\] hello? Any one? [ooc/]

Evil_Ginge · 20 Oct 2003, 21:07

:: poke ::

flapjack · 20 Oct 2003, 21:19

*flapjack makes a temporal distortion, causing more random effects on the ship*

Evil_Ginge · 20 Oct 2003, 21:40

:: shuts flapjacks area down, causing the distortions to stop entirely ::

flapjack · 20 Oct 2003, 22:02

err, ginge, you just turned engineering off

so you also turned all the power off

Evil_Ginge · 20 Oct 2003, 22:05

nope, just your area, we have no temporal core in engineering, its in temporal research :P

flapjack · 21 Oct 2003, 09:04

well, in that case you're still gonna get in trouble because you can't turn a temporal core off, when you do try it starts doing strange things

*flapjack notices the core warping between dimensions*

Wo2 · 21 Oct 2003, 16:37

*The temporal doulbe of the SSI begins to warp and shift as the Temporal Core begins to shft. Wo2 grabs as many brooms as he can and heads of one of the escape pods. As he runs down the corridor the floor begins to shift and throw Wo2 vilonetly around. He finally manges to reach a pod and launches towards the real SSI. The pod begings to shift and move so wo2 prop's all the brooms around the pod to keep it from collapsing, as he heads for the SSI.*

Demon Dave · 21 Oct 2003, 18:04

*DD looks out the porthole infront of him and sees an escape pod full of brooms heading straight for the SSI*

"ARGGGHH WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY BROOM PEOPLE!!!!!!"

*DD then begins running around the bridge shouting and screaming like the crazed lunatic he is*

Evil_Ginge · 22 Oct 2003, 08:19

"ok people prepare to eject the temporal core into that sun"

flapjack · 22 Oct 2003, 10:31

*flapjack slithers out of the temporal core and into the main computer*

Breezer · 22 Oct 2003, 17:28

Breezer starts inserting his gummy bears in the main computers disk drives, mistakenly thinking it is a gummy bear holding device

Wo2 · 22 Oct 2003, 19:48

*Wo2's Escape pod lurches and shifts as it makes it way to the SSI's landing bay. With one final groan it hits the wall of the bay and collapses into a heap of brooms and metal.*

flapjack · 22 Oct 2003, 20:19

*flapjack notices some idiot is sticking gummy bears into the computer*

Mad cat · 23 Oct 2003, 21:48

*steal*

eats some of Breezers gummybears

yummy

searches for a cafeteria of sorts and finds a verry messy lab

hoo hoo...

pours two things together and runs to the nearest air lock to toss the stuff out gets the stuff in and closes the internal door an explosion blows the door open and sends madcat down the hallway

owy... i see black dots

falls over from sitting position

flapjack · 23 Oct 2003, 21:53

computer: DAMAGE WARNING, airlock deck 36 section AZ16 has been damaged, decompression is occuring, emergency forcefields offline

Wraith[x] · 24 Oct 2003, 20:26

Wraith wanders onto the bridge, looking around in a daze...

"Has anyone seen my Monkey?"

flapjack · 24 Oct 2003, 21:00

*flapjack switches the ship to red alert, automatically activating all weapons and shields*

computer: DAMAGE WARNING, the ship is under attack, hull breach deck 36 section AZ16, emergency forcefields are offline, decompression of deck 36 is imminent

Wraith[x] · 25 Oct 2003, 02:39

"Not deck 36! That's where they're holding the Barney Appreciation Society AGM!!! Quick, we must save them!"

Wraith watches the mass rush of nobody to the BAS's aid.

"Or we could just go to the bar..."

Wo2 · 25 Oct 2003, 03:46

[ooc] Ho crap. I'm a geek and didn't know it. I can translate you sig Wairth [ooc/]

*Wo2 sits up from the pile of metal and looks about.*

Wow...What a mess.

*Wo2 grabs the largest broom and sweeps the metal into a nearby crate of cheese and then gather's up the brooms and leaves the bay and head's off dow the hall to find a janitor closet.*

Wraith[x] · 26 Oct 2003, 15:50

[ooc]Heh, you know you're a true geek when you can understand (and laugh at) jokes in the Geek Code...[/ooc]

Mad cat · 29 Oct 2003, 16:11

removes his mind from body and pokes everyone in the arse to see if they are still alive

flapjack · 29 Oct 2003, 16:22

*flapjack is still alive, but ginge is preventing him from introducing a brilliant plot twist that will remove ginge's control over the ship and give the rest of the people something to do*

Mad cat · 30 Oct 2003, 01:26

ohh... is he the one stopping people from doing stuff?

flapjack · 30 Oct 2003, 11:33

yep, we should have him shot

*flapjack goes to install viri in the main computer*

Io Cor · 30 Oct 2003, 20:18

*wakes up from his little encampment, he looks around and then makes a sound of disgust at the sight of his cheese wheels all moldy with a weirdish green/yellow slime...that looks living!, with that he crawls out of his sleeping bag, lifts it up, and makes a quite disgusting, hurling sound into the bag, hence..throwing up*

"holy jeebus christie!!...what the hell is that?!?!...it's...eating my...moldy cheese....wwhhhhyyy?!?!?!...I was planning on cooking the mold!!...well..better pack up and go find the capitain!..."

*and with -that- he grabs, shoves and packs post haste, and while doing so, the slime...starts to...grow...and...chases him as he runs down the hallway*

"OHMYGODSOMEONEHELPME!!!!...IT'SAFTERMMMEEEEEE!!!!"

Wo2 · 30 Oct 2003, 20:27

*upon finding a janitors closet Wo2 stuff all of his brooms into it and grabs one broom. He then walks off down the hall looking for stuff to clean. He comes across a strange man running down the being chased by a giant mutant blob. Wo2 notices that the blob is leaving a large trail of smouldering, roting, cheese.*

"What a mess..."

*Wo2 walks to begin of the cheese trail and begins to sweep along the trail making another, steadliy growing blob in front of his broom.*

Mad cat · 30 Oct 2003, 20:43

returns to body stands up

owwy my head hurts
sees someone being chased by a blob

OMG!!!! ITS THE MBODYIMENT OF GROSS!!!! BLARRRG!!!!

runs away and searches for a flame thrower, puts hand in pocket and finds... a... LIGHTER!!
... *blink* ... hmmm ok...
looks for wo2 finds him sweeping goo
does you got WD40? or gasoline?

Wo2 · 31 Oct 2003, 04:34

*Wo2 takes his hands off the broom to search his pockets and sees the goo he was sweeping, carry off his broom.*

*Blink Blink*

Um...It would seem I have some hair spray, paint thinner, and can of flameable stuff but no WD40... i'f you'll excuse me...

*Wo2 leaves all the stuff he pulled from his pockets, on the floor and runs after the mini-bloob that has his broom.*

Io Cor · 31 Oct 2003, 19:33

*thinks like a smart guy and stops, turning around, and runs right towards the blob, knowing that it wont expect him to do that, it will turn and run away from -him-...or it'll just keep going and suck him into it...so that he will slowly decompose and be slowly digested...within the green blob...so...he runs through towards it...and does what he didnt want to happen..happens...he jumps into the blob...and appears to be hanging in 0 Gravity...serounded by a greenish ooze...*

"...gurgle...gurgle...."

Io Cor · 31 Oct 2003, 19:40

*starts to swim around in the ooze for a bit...noticing it is now wall to wall...and floor to roof...chasing people around the ship..and adding them to it's pile of bodies, and ass Io swims about the blob...he sees his moldy cheese*

"GURGLE!!!...mmmgurgleee chgurgleese..."

*he then grabs the cheese, and starts to eat it*

"gguuurrrgggllleee...."

Demon Dave · 1 Nov 2003, 23:08

*Another light begins flashing on the control panel in front of DD and the screen immediatly switches to an image of the giant blob chasing people through the corridors of the ship*

"well i suppose as chief of security i should do something about this... but i'm having to much fun playing on this old copy of space invaders i found. maybe later"

*With that DD goes back to playing space invaders and watching the blob swallow more people up*

flapjack · 2 Nov 2003, 11:47

*flapjack installs a virus in the space invaders computer game*

ha, take that mister whoever is playing space invader

Wo2 · 3 Nov 2003, 18:16

*Wo2 is still running after the second mini broom when he passes the armory. Screeching to a stop wo2 wanders in and looks about.*

Hmmm... so many ways to kill the evil-broom-stealing-blob.

*Wo2 grabs a few plasma gernades and a Dust Buster (TM). He takes off down the hallway againg and catches up to the mini blob. He sets the timer on one of the gernades and tosses it in the mini blob. Thinking about wo2 thinks it may not be enough so he tosses in the second one too. In moments the mini blob explodes sending little blobbets all over the corridor. Wo2 quick grabs his freed broom and begins sucking up the blobbets with his Dust Buster (TM)*

Demon Dave · 3 Nov 2003, 18:37

*The virus immediatly takes effect causing all the invading aliens to be destroyed, leaving DD with the highest score*

"wow, i never knew i was that good. well i guess i can go and sort that mutant cheese blob thing out now"

*DD quickly enters his name in the high score table and then makes his way to the armoury*

flapjack · 3 Nov 2003, 19:58

*flapjack is the evil satanic person he is supposed to be in this thread and deletes the high score table, and the back-ups, and the back-ups of the back-ups, flapjack then resets the computer to remove any back-ups left in the memory banks*

HAHAHAHA, demon dave will go crazy when he sees the high score table next time

*flapjack makes the high score table into a .bmp and puts it on every screen in the entire ship*

Mad cat · 3 Nov 2003, 20:58

NOOO NEDD WD40!!!! GEBLARBLE RAGNABLAGHSKJHFL... ... ... ...

turns around sees the blob

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sticks a hand in one pocket that is getting uncomfortably cold

OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!! IT BURNS LIKE FIRE!!!!!!! wait its... going numb... goooood numbness
takes the stuff and tosses it at the blob the impact point instantly turns white and it spreads inward and around soon half the blob is frozen looks at hand
YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!! it black !!
runs to med bay and puts it in a frost bite fixer thing pushes high button
hand goes back to normal shade of blue comes back out ans ses dd playing space invaders
OO! oldness... gets a floppy disk from pocket pushes dave quits spce invdrs puts in floppy installs and starts playing scorch

Io Cor · 3 Nov 2003, 22:58

*feels a sudden numbness in his left foot, he turns and notices it is caught in the frozen half of the blob*

"GURGLEE!!!!"

*Io then starts to beat away the at icy blob, until his foot is freed, he then starts to swim through the tens of people that the blob is slowly digesting too, until he reaches the end of the growing and blocked blob, he reaches into one of the pockets of a nearby crewmember, and pulls out a nice pen looking thing, he sees a button, holds the front of the pen at the end of the blob, and pushes the pretty red button...that miraculously said witha label "DO NOT PUSH"...*

"..."
"..."
"..."
"gurgle..."

*he then watches as a huge red laser bursts out and blows a hole through the blob, he gasps for air as he crawls out, covers in green slime*

"holy jeebus!!...must...get..to...medical..bay....to be..diagnosed...with...something...gah!"

*as he strugles to crawl to the lift, he realizes he cannot crawl anymore, and thus, not survive without the blob..so he drops and falls asleep...sucking his thumb....no...his pinky's nail...knuckle...tooth..TOOTH?...meh*

Demon Dave · 3 Nov 2003, 23:36

*DD gets to the armoury and takes out his Ultimate Disintegrater 3000.1 (the new and improved version) and heads towards where the large blob was last seen. As he gets close to where the blob is he trips over Io Cor laying in the middle of the corridor*

"Holy smokes! you need booze!"

*DD then throws some pennies at Io Cor and continues on towards the blob. As he walks down the corridor he sees a viewscreen and does a double take after seeing what was on the screen*

"NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HIGH SCORE!!!!!!!!!! i'll kill whoever deleted the high score table!!!!!!!"

flapjack · 4 Nov 2003, 15:14

*flapjack puts up a video feed of mad cat playing scorch, which we all know is a program that conflicts with space invaders and deletes high score lists of all games installed*

*flapjack notices his high score in destroy the space ship is deleted*

NOOO, my high score !!

Io Cor · 4 Nov 2003, 19:49

*grabs the pennies with whatever strength he has left*

"mmmmmmmmmm...pennies....."

*he then eats the pennies, and unknowingly, the bacteria and germs give him a temproary energy boost and hallucination factor (he's stoned)...he jumps up, blood shot eyes, he staggers his way to the blob, then pukes all over it..*

"ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaaa!!!...oh jeebus!...that was a gooder!...ahahahahahaa!!bblluuuggghhh!!"

*he then pukes again, having a penny lodged in his throat*

Mad cat · 4 Nov 2003, 21:08

ooc- io whered u get jeebus from?-ooc

fear me i am destroyer of high scores!!! wait... foolish capooter u can recreate them!

looks around sees io puking on blob

eeeewwww grotie
walks up and pokes him with a stick *BOOP*
heh heh heh

Io Cor · 5 Nov 2003, 16:05

*looks over to Mad Cat who is poking him madly with the stick*

"why arent you gghhelping mee?!"

*he then cough harshly and the penny dislodges and flies out at Mad Cats eye*

(I made up jeebus when my eighth grade teacher said I couldnt say jesus...and added christie to it when I wasnt allowed to say christ...plus I learned that Homer from the Simpsons also said jeeebus in one of the episodes later on)

flapjack · 5 Nov 2003, 16:23

*flapjack quickly recreates his score, then goes to flush the section with the blob in it with sewage water*

Mad cat · 5 Nov 2003, 21:03

gets hit in the eye by the pennie

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!! IT BURNS OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grabs disinfectant and drips some in his eye

OOOOWWWWW!!!!!

waits for pain to subside a little and opens eye

i cant see, you little bastard you killed my EYE!!!!!

*extremely loud unnitelligable yelling*
begins quivering due to large amounts of adrenaline grabs a section of floor and rips it up then looks at io and throws the shredded peice of floor at him it misses and stabs the blob it bleeds its non frozen self out of the hole and dies

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!! MY AIM IS DEAD TOO!!! grr must kill...

falls over from shaking

need new eye...

Wo2 · 5 Nov 2003, 22:08

[ooc] Sorry all i've had the flu for a few days...urk...you said puke.......*HURL*...... ok i'm done now[ooc/]

*Wo2 finishe's sucking up the blobbets and looks at his Dust Buster (TM),seeing it is full he decides he should empty it. He wanders around a bit until he finds a waste basket. He throws the switch to "Reverse" and push's the button. Moments later a large stream of goo is being shot into the bastket. Wo2 finishe's up and decides to head out in search for mess. The door shuts behind him and the basket begins to gurgle as the blobbets merge together and incubate into a second blob.

Oysia · 6 Nov 2003, 05:02

*wanders back in after collecting dust for months on end*
Did someone say they needed an eye?!
*gets a strange gleam in one of hers...*

Demon Dave · 6 Nov 2003, 10:32

*DD hears Mad Cat yelling about destroying high scores and heads towards the area from which the yelling originated. As he approoches the area, DD sees Mad Cat minus one eye and screaming about killing*

"The only killing to be done on this ship is from me to you, you high score detroyer!"

*DD then takes his Ultimate Disintigrater 3000.1 and shots Mad Cat with it, turning him into a mist of vapour which is promptly sucked out side by the ships air con*