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TSMidi · 16 Jul 2003, 08:47

*Midi relizes everyone has abandoned him and the goo is starting to thaw out..* "Ahh heck why not" *Pulls the detionaitor pin for every unit and takes cover under a table... After a nice non ship damaging explosion happens.. shrivled, hardend bits of what was once an acidic glob drops from the cealing and the rest gets swept away though the ventaliation system and pulled into the filters.* "WOOT!", Darts towards the Mountain dew machine to get a cold one...THUMP(runs into the machine)...* "OK, Who moved it!"

Hewitt · 16 Jul 2003, 08:57

Civil eh? Very well then... what kind of work did you have in mind exactly?

Evil_Ginge · 16 Jul 2003, 10:40

what talents do you have?

Shadow cat · 16 Jul 2003, 17:22

looks at the lizzard that resembles a kommodo dragon

no, to big for a pet... dont think it would like being a janitor... hmm i dunno what do you like doin?

eats a box of cheerioes

Hewitt · 17 Jul 2003, 14:51

*Gives the newest arrival a cold stare then turns back to Ginge.*

Hmm... let's see... talents...

*Hewitt counts off a number of things on his claw as he contemplates.*

Hmm... can manipulate energy and matter with the mind... erm, run successful intergalatic company... expert hand-to-hand combat... Hmm...

*Hewitt suddenly sits bolt upright.*

I know! I can drink anyone under the table... how's that?

Oh and I fly stuff too...

Evil_Ginge · 17 Jul 2003, 15:04

do you want a job as our head repair man?

Hewitt · 17 Jul 2003, 15:55

Erm... yeah I can do that I suppose...

*Knows absolutely nothing about fixing things.*

I'm your ow!

*Hewitt had gone to shake Ginge's hand but got a shock instead thanks to the force field.*

Hang on...

*Hewitt takes the flowing particles and energy of the forcefield and using his mind is able to push many of them apart. This creates a rather large hole that his large frame is able to wander through. Pulling his tail through, Hewitt stops concentrating and the forcefield falls back into place.*

There we go, now... *ahem*

*Hewitt grabs Ginge's right hand and begins to shake it vigorously. Hewitt doesn't seem to notice the sound of joints popping.*

I'm your man erm, I mean dragon. Yeah dragon...

TSMidi · 17 Jul 2003, 21:52

*Midi passes by with a Drink in his hand and walks right into the forcefield after hearing the word repair man and seeing a big lizard in the hallway* " Ummmmmmmmm...Wh err whats that.. and where did the hole in the forcefield go. " *Takes a look at the metalic claws and imeadiatly drops his Mountain Dew on Hewitts foot* "Opps sorry good thing its a plastic bottle with a lid. wouldnt wanna lose any."

Evil_Ginge · 18 Jul 2003, 09:36

*Ginge charged his arm into the wall to put it back into its socket and smiled at the dragon

"well since you are able to manipulate matter i was more thinking you could patch things together"

Gryffin · 18 Jul 2003, 21:21

*Gryffin, after several minutes with a blowtorch, makes his way into the lab through a hole in the wall. As he goes, he throws away the torch, which hits hte door switch and opens the door. Not noticing this, Gryffin begins poking around in cupboards, and opening cages. Soon there is a steady stream off critters escaping into the ship, along with the occasional sentient lump of goo or roboticized piece of equitment looking for robot heaven.*

Hewitt · 19 Jul 2003, 03:34

*Hewitt looks at Midi, the bottle then back at Midi.*

Yeah...

*Hewitt kicks the bottle into the air and then catches it, his claws coming dangerously close to the man in front of him.*

I believe this is yours.

*Hewitt gives Midi back his mountain dew then wanders out of the infirmary seeing if anything needed to be 'patched up'. As he does this a number of interior decorating ideas enter his mind.*

Hmm...

TSMidi · 26 Jul 2003, 08:02

*Midi doesn't flinch a bit, instead continues to stare at the claws even as they walk away... Grins "eeehehehe"*

[ooc] ill be darn.. I fixed a buddies computer and upgraded both his machines then my video card desides to cop out compleatly.. rofl.. thats one of the things i upgraded to... so im on a barrowed Radeon 7000VE that wont even play Tribes 1 without an error after a while.. let alone think about playing my graphicly intense games for longer then 30 minutes.. talk about agrivating.. shoot even explorer gets odd graphical blurs and flurriez... looking foward to putting an nVidia card back in my machine.. After installing the Radeon the first time my computer threw a fit and i had to compleatly reinstall windows.. lucky me i was able to move most of my important data over to the slave b4 windows compleatly refused to load without the bluescreen of death..been one heck of a week for me. and wow no one even replied.. dont tell me you all are on vacation!!! ?!?!..[\ooc]

Hewitt · 26 Jul 2003, 08:11

ooc: Heh, I think everyone's just in the stage of catching up with RL at present.

I have a Radeon and it works fine... you don't have a Intel Pentium motherboard and chipset do you? Because I think Radeon video cards are only compatible with AMD machines.

TSMidi · 26 Jul 2003, 08:18

[ooc] ROFLMAO.. Pentium.. HAHAHHA. hell no!.. hand built AMD Athlon XP2000+ 640 megs of DDR 2100 . FIC AN11 Stealth motherboard .. now AGP 3.0 support.. did have a GF2 MX400 64 TV that performed flawlessly.. even in my main game Darkspace ( www.darkspace.net ) in the heat of battle fighters flying missles all over i hit 60+ fps.. when nothings going on 200+ fps .. now while nothings going on i only get about 100+ FPS and in battle 20 to 30+ this is only a 32meg card though.. that explains alot and the GPU isnt anywhere near as good as the GF2 by a long shot... my computer just hated it.. I went though my computer in safe mode and removed all the other references to other cards .. and any other extra devices i didnt have (copies as well) and well.. what can i say my machine loves nVidia just as much as myself. LOL!...

J-Kama-Ka-C · 26 Jul 2003, 12:52

*Returning, but unable to find anything other than half a pack of softmints. Sighting the burly looking Reptile free of the containment field, and shaking Ginge's hand. Having missed the important half of the discussion imediately assumes the worst and hides under the table.

"Aaah mutiney, don't huuuurt meeee!"

Hewitt · 26 Jul 2003, 14:54

ooc: Heh, just checking... hmm maybe I should get a nVidia... when I get some money that is.

*Hewitt looks over kama and tilts his head in a bemused fashion.*

What's up with this guy?

*Hewitt considers using his telemorphics on the strange human for amusement.*

Gryffin · 26 Jul 2003, 16:37

*Gryffin drops through a hole in the roof, and looks to where Hewit is pointing.*

"Nah, he's just the Captain. Leave him alone and everything will be fine. Occasionally calling him sir helps."

*Gryffin goes over to Kama, and tries to calm him down.*

Evil_Ginge · 26 Jul 2003, 20:13

"i effectively run things here, he's just a figurehead really"

Demon Dave · 26 Jul 2003, 22:29

*DD suddenly realizes that he doesn't really like the way that Ginge has suddenly managed to gain control of the SSI and starts thinking about staging a coup to get Kama back in control*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 26 Jul 2003, 22:32

"...I'll bet their plotting my forced abdication right now... probably blow me out the nearest airlock."

*Cowering as the wing commander approaches, he attempts to play dead and promptly fients

Evil_Ginge · 26 Jul 2003, 22:32

*Ginge instantly snaps round to face DD*

"Kama still controls this ship, he just doesn't give me any orders, so therefore i give you lot the orders, thats how i'm effectively in control"

Demon Dave · 26 Jul 2003, 22:36

*DD wonders how ginge managed to read his mind whilst trying to blag his way out of the very large hole he had just dug*

"<looks innocent> I didn't say anything about staging a coup err... i mean about Kama not being in control <to self> phew covered that up pretty well"

Evil_Ginge · 26 Jul 2003, 22:39

"i ddn't say anything bout a coup either"
:: barrs teeth ::

Demon Dave · 26 Jul 2003, 22:46

<looks slyly at ginge> "neither did I, what are you getting at?"

Evil_Ginge · 26 Jul 2003, 22:57

:: plays recording of DD ::

".. staging a coup .. "

Demon Dave · 26 Jul 2003, 23:01

":eek: I never said that, that's not even my voice, i've been framed i tells ya!"

Evil_Ginge · 26 Jul 2003, 23:03

"the voice ident proves its your voice, dave as security officer i order you to throw yourself out of an airlock"

Demon Dave · 26 Jul 2003, 23:06

"YES SIR!"

*DD salutes ginge and picks himself up by his belt like they do in cartoons, only to realize that this isn't a cartoon, and falls flat on his face. DD then stands up again and turns to face ginge*

"wait a minute, you control the computer systems, how do we know that you're not just trying to frame me by putting my voice indent on that recording hmm?"

Evil_Ginge · 26 Jul 2003, 23:39

"because i don't have the time to do something like that, it requires hours of fiddling"

Hewitt · 27 Jul 2003, 03:02

*Hewitt catches on to the conversation between Ginge and DD.*

Oooo! Oooo! Mr Ginge sir! Can I torture the traitor/infidel first?

*Grins evily at the man who had earlier dousted him in liquid nitrogen.*

Maniacal_Intent · 27 Jul 2003, 05:39

The much underused ship-wide PA system crackles to life and the Ship's Communication's Officer's voice echoes throughout the vessel occaionally drowned out by static and feedback.

"Hey guys. What's up? I seem to have been asleep for a bit."

Waiting for a reply Intent fiddles with a few buttons on the comms panel in the bridge.

Evil_Ginge · 27 Jul 2003, 13:13

*The comm system sparks and a large boot comes from teh ceiling and kicks Intent

"yes hewitt, go right ahead, i want a full confession"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 27 Jul 2003, 14:10

*Hoping he hasn't been seen, the captain slowly crawls from under the table and heads for the medbay door

*Muttering something about tested loyalties he scurries off down the corridoor

Evil_Ginge · 27 Jul 2003, 14:12

:: teleports kama back to the medbay ::

"sir since your running off what are the standing orders?"

Hewitt · 27 Jul 2003, 14:58

Oh goody we're going to have fun you and I...

*Hewitt's grin widens showing off his full set off sharp teeth. Then without warning he grabs DD and holds his up by the ankles.*

Gotta make sure you have no surprises waiting for me I do.

*Hewitt begins too shake DD vigourously. Various implements of death and destruction fall to the floor as he does this.*

An hour later...

Good god man! Who were you planning to take out? Germany?

*Hewitt throws DD over his shoulder in a typical firemans hold and steps out of the mountain of weaponary.*

Alright then... of we go.

*Hewitt begins walking down the corridor, heading for the interrogation room.*

Five minutes later...

Erm... DD? Be a good sport and tell me which way to the interrogation room will ya?

J-Kama-Ka-C · 27 Jul 2003, 15:22

*Turning practically white and jumping as he rematerialises infront of the first officer

"...uh~uh~uhrders?"

*Struggling to come up with anything he settles on blatent plagerism

"To ...er, seek out new life, and new, civilisians?"

*Looking passed Ginge as the now official looking Hewitt carrying off Dave

"ah, I see, very good."

"How about we just boldy go then"

*Still sweating but attempting to follow his own advice, strides bravely out of the medbay, quicking his pace to near sprinting as he rounds the corner

Evil_Ginge · 27 Jul 2003, 15:30

*teleports kama back to the medbay*

"boldly go where sir?"

Gryffin · 27 Jul 2003, 16:47

*Gryffin walks up behind Kama, and grins.*

"Forwards, probably. Now...My word!"

*Gryffin points, and a rabbit hops away from where it had been sitting just outside the door. It is followed by several more, and then a couple of hares and a kangaroo. Gryffin turns to Kama and Ginge with a rasied eyebrow.*

"Are they crew members I haven't met yet or something?"

Evil_Ginge · 27 Jul 2003, 17:33

"oh crap the zoo has been breached"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 27 Jul 2003, 17:53

"We have a ship zoo?"

*Kama hurries out of the medbay (once more) waddling after a string of ducklings

Evil_Ginge · 27 Jul 2003, 17:57

*Shouts after kama*

"yes we do, but we don#'t talk about it much, which direction sir?"

Demon Dave · 27 Jul 2003, 19:51

*DD suddenly pulls out a very nasty looking syeringe full of a yellow liquid and plunges it into the back of Hewitts neck, knocking him out cold. DD then gets up and activates a transport inhibitor so ginge can't get him and runs to the armoury, laughing manicaly as he goes*

Evil_Ginge · 27 Jul 2003, 20:38

:: ginge sighs as he destroys the inhibitor wth one of his many security guns, then teleports dave back to medbay, strapped to a table... surrounded by forcefields ::

Demon Dave · 27 Jul 2003, 21:09

*DD uses his personal transporter and beams himself to the armoury. He then activates his personal transport inhibitor, which is implanted in his brain, and disconects the security systems from the main computer. After this is done he seals the armoury doors and erects a forcefield over them*

Evil_Ginge · 27 Jul 2003, 21:14

:: the security guns activate in the armoury and blow out the transport inhibitor, then beam DD to the medbay ::

"tut tut tut, should know you can't disconnect anything from me...i think he needs some help"

Gryffin · 27 Jul 2003, 21:29

"Erm...."

*Gryffin nods towards the smoking hole through DD's head.*

"I think his inhibitor may not have been external, Ginge. I doubt you'll get much from interogating him."

Evil_Ginge · 27 Jul 2003, 21:37

"it was, how else was iable to beam him here, cummon the hole isn't that big just repair him and we'll be moving on"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 27 Jul 2003, 21:50

"Follow your nose..."
*Kama disappears after the ducklings, but has trouble keeping up and eventually gets himeself lost somewhere in the habitation deck

Demon Dave · 27 Jul 2003, 23:01

*DD appears out of the respawn machine (having no memory of the recent events) and walks over to ginge and gryffin*

"Hey guys whats up? why did i just respawn? <sees own body with hole in head> oh, what happened?"

Maniacal_Intent · 28 Jul 2003, 00:00

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil_Ginge
*The comm system sparks and a large boot comes from teh ceiling and kicks Intent

Coming to, Intent rubs the back of his skull and rips the boot, mechanical leg et all, from the ceiling. Muttering darkly about revenge and whatnot, he turns off all of Ginge's communication links teleports him into a wall on the 63rd deck and turns off the 'voice operated' option on the ship's computer.

"How'da ya like them apples HUH?!" he shouts into the PA.

<insert large roaring sound>

Turning round he spots a 2 lion shaped animals coming out of the turbolift.

"Aww crap. Computer, teleport bridge intruders to the brig.....Computer?."