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Demon Dave · 30 Jun 2003, 17:56

*DD staggers backwards as the big lizard thing starts roaring at him, he then turns to Gryffin who had suddenly appeared behind him*

"I see your respawn went ok then. do you think it's trying to talk to us?"

*DD then gets out his Fisher Price Universal Translator and starts fiddling with the controls*

Evil_Ginge · 30 Jun 2003, 20:32

:: walks over to the pulsating mass in the ceiling and stabs it with his sword ::

Gryffin · 30 Jun 2003, 21:38

*Gryffin stares intently at Hewit for a few seconds, and then frowns.*

"From what I can sense mentally, its sentient, but rather frustrated at the fact its in a trap. I suspect he is trying to comunicate on some level, but as to how far advanced his language is....your translator may or may not work. I'll have a go."

*Gryffin concentrates, and then projects his voice mentally at Hewit, at a volume that would drown out a passing supersonic jet.*

Hellllloooooo!!! Weee... *gesture to himself and Dave* ...are friennnddss. Whhooooo are youuu??? *gesture at Hewit*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 30 Jun 2003, 23:19

*His yelling and screaming muffled by the goop, Kama unable to see flounders head first into the sink, banging his head on the taps, and feeling his way around, notices the faucet. Struggling to turn it he dooses himself in more than luke warm water. His yells quickly turn to pain from the temperature, but are no longer muffled by the "green"

Shadow cat · 1 Jul 2003, 18:00

reintegrates and looks around hears kamas telling
great! now whats happened?
finds kama with his head in a sink and boiling hot water pouring down on him. grabs the back of kamas shirt and pulls him away from the sink
why were you in the sink and what the hell going on?

flapjack · 1 Jul 2003, 18:29

*flapjack nails the intruding sword into the vent ducts to make sure it doesn't do any more damage, in the mean time the biological defence system creeps down to consume the wielder of the sword*

TSMidi · 1 Jul 2003, 20:08

*After fixing the damaged systems from the horable computer program that had apparently taken over the ship .. Midi gets an alert from the mess hall... " What the heck is it computer?" COMPUTER: Seems like a strange biological goop Similar to acid driping from level 15 into 16 mess area. You shur you didnt leave any cheese laying around the ship?" *Midi blinks* "Ummmm.. Ok... ummmm.. of cource not!" Thought in the back of Midi's mind.. Ok apparently i missed some of the strange program somewhere** *Midi walks over to the emergency armory box and Biohazard room.. Suits up in a Acidproof/sheilded bioharzard suit.. grabs a pulse rifle, a flame thrower and an Antigen grenade sash and heads to the lift system.* "Computer Disable motion sensors on deck 15 around the room containing the anomialy, and engage biofields in any section containing the mater.. set the frequecny to the shields on my suit, and lock down all other access routes...Authorization m2gama9cue" *Midi passes by the mess hall to see if check the containment fields and finds Kama, gryffin and other crew there...* " Who wants to help sanitize level 15?.. its a Health risk and could cause the Mess hall lisence to be revoked do to bad sanitation.."*

flapjack · 1 Jul 2003, 21:05

err, midi, i'm not sure where the messhall is, but i do know that the goop is NOT on deck 15

it's between deck 15 and 16, normally, in a large part of the airventilation system, but mister j-kama-ka-c managed to hurt it, second of all the internal shield generators of the ship only barely ever work and the computer is directly linked into ginge, which can't be disconnected because that was tried before, second of all a protection program inputted into the computer boot core prevents all attacks on the biological goop, so unless ginge goes through quite some effort those shields and lockdowns ain't gonna get there

oh and last, the biosuits are all malfunctioning in 1 way or another

*flapjack sits in the vent system as the biological defence systems continue attacking the mess hall*

J-Kama-Ka-C · 1 Jul 2003, 21:15

*Kama steams

"Phew, thanks... I couldn't see, good job that wasn't the deep fat frier"

*Kama reaches for a towel to dry and wipe the rest of the ooze off himself. Turning as Midi enters

"Hey! I'll help. Look what it did to my brolley"

*Holds up the cane

Evil_Ginge · 1 Jul 2003, 22:23

*Rips his sword away from the vent, taking some of it with him, quickly yanking it off again he wipes it clean of goop and takes a huge slash at the biological matter*

"ok we need a virus to kill this thing... now!"

Shadow cat · 1 Jul 2003, 23:40

you say virus? i got some if you mean bio ie. ebola

pulls a sealed metal box from a pocket and opens it revealling another sealed box opens this one as well showing five needles full of white stuff takes one out and gives it to ginge
only poke the blob thing or dave

Evil_Ginge · 2 Jul 2003, 08:17

"hmm, blob thing or dave, blob thing or dave"

*ponders*

"why do choices in life have to be so hard"

*Grabs the syringe and stabs it into the green thing oozing from the ceiling, injecting its contents into it, then jumping back quickly he erects a bio-containment field around the vent shaft*

vampire_lestat · 2 Jul 2003, 09:55

*lestat goes to where the green thing is with his strange bacterium creature and thows a load of it on the acid-like thing*

"what a waste of my creation, but the ethanol in it should neutralise the problem, or at least get it ratted"

*lestat has flashback to the last giant blob that was on the ship, crated by me

*

Hewitt · 2 Jul 2003, 10:10

*Falls to his knees and grabs his ears in a vain attempt to block out the mental screaming that is causing immense pain.*

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!! RAR RAAR RA! RAAR RAAR RUCKING SOUND OFF NOW OR I'LL RIP OFF BOTH YOUR EARS AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!

flapjack · 2 Jul 2003, 10:19

*flapjack notices the biological defence system reacting strangely to something*

hmm, now what ?

vampire_lestat · 2 Jul 2003, 10:22

Quote:

Originally posted by vampire_lestat
*whilst playing with chemicals, lestat creates an inhuman ball of goo that rampages around his lab.*

^man that was a long time ago^

Evil_Ginge · 2 Jul 2003, 17:42

*watches the biological defense system reacting with the ebola virus*

"xummon baby, you can do it"

flapjack · 2 Jul 2003, 17:47

*flapjack notices the ebola virus is winning, so flapjack heads for the medical bay, through the vents, which is much shorter, after a few minutes he arrives and steals a vial saying: anti-dote to Ebola virusses*

*flapjack then quickly runs/crawls back to his vent and the defence system, which is quickly dieing by the Ebola virus, flapjack then quickly injects it with the anti-dote*

'come on, survive'

Shadow cat · 2 Jul 2003, 18:07

there is no cure for ebola

closes the boxes and puts them away then gets another box and opens it it has two boxes in it.

which one was it? ill try the left one first

opens the box revealling two small vials

yup this is it! BEHOLD! THE umm... umm...... what was that disease that ran around killing about a third of europes population in the middle ages??

flapjack · 2 Jul 2003, 18:10

err, the plague, but they developed an inoculation against it AGES ago (literally), so there isn't much use in using that as the defence system and the normal part of the crew is inoculated

Evil_Ginge · 2 Jul 2003, 18:27

the ebola is a constantly mutating virus, thats why theres no cure, and the crew ar not innoculated against it, theres a anti-contamination shield around the entire section if you looked so you wouldn't be able to get out even if you tried

flapjack · 2 Jul 2003, 19:56

ginge: the crew are obviously inoculated against the plague, as it is a favored biological weapon for poorer races/nations

and Ebola might be constantly mutating, but this ships medical bay is certainly equipped to handle with those things

Evil_Ginge · 2 Jul 2003, 20:03

against the plague yes, the ebola no, and as i said, i erected a force field around it as soon as i injected it, so there was no way you could have got there

Gryffin · 2 Jul 2003, 22:28

*Gryffin stops shouting at Hewit, and turns to Dave.*

"It asked me to shut up. I don't know whether that is hostile, or just trying to prevent damage to its brain. I was shouting rather loudly, and it might have a delicate brain."

Demon Dave · 2 Jul 2003, 22:40

"Well let's assume that it is. I know, i'll freeze it for now and we'll work out what to do with it later."

*DD goes to the environmental controls and punches in a code, causing Liquid Nitrogen to flood into the area between the forcesfields, freezing the strange lizard creature. Unfortunatly (for flapjack) the Liquid Nitrogen is pumped through vent system 15 freezing him and his goo aswell*

flapjack · 3 Jul 2003, 11:24

ooc/ in case you hadn't read that above, it was indicated that vent 15 has nothing but the biological defence system in it, it thus can't drive liquid nitrogen through and any liquid nitrogen you would try to push through would fall into the messhall straight away /ooc

and ginge, all i have to do to get to the medical bay from here is turn upside down and open a panel, there aren't any forcefield generators there so you can't forcefield it, but it is normally closed

Hewitt · 3 Jul 2003, 15:53

ooc: There is no cure for the Ebola virus or any virus for that matter since viri are techincally non-living. You need anti-bodies to stop a virus - the body automatically develops the correct form of anti-bodies once a virus is detected and these render them useless but not dead... since you can't kill something that wasn't alive in the first place.

(btw, my yelling and screaming before was verbal, not mental and you both should've understood.

)

*Hewitt breaks off his tirade when he notices a small sound coming from the air ducts above. He looks along the length of the duct and when he sees ice rapidly forming up it's length Hewitt gets a pretty good idea whats in store for him.*

Oh crap.

*Shrugging his immense shoulders at his impending doom Hewitt looks at the two beings behind the force field and grins a big toothy grin.*

I AM INVINCIBLE!!!

*When the liquid NO2 pours from the vent Hewitt is frozen in the classic pose from the end of the bond movie 'Golden Eye'.*

flapjack · 3 Jul 2003, 16:30

ooc/ flapjack was injecting the anti-dote, thus the anti-bodies because it essentially cures the victim /ooc

Evil_Ginge · 3 Jul 2003, 20:25

you seriously think the medical bay wouldn't have force fields?

Gryffin · 3 Jul 2003, 21:10

*Gryffin turns to Dave.*

"I don't think you should have done that. I think it was speaking legibly just before you froze it. Hmmm. Lets take him to the medi-bay and thaw him out."

*Gryffin goes and gets a forklift to lift Hewit with, and then carts him off to the medi-bay.*

Demon Dave · 3 Jul 2003, 22:13

*DD follows Gryffin and Hewitt keeping his Ultimate Disintigrater 4000.5 trained on the lizard incase it wakes up prematorly*

"I stand by my actions"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 3 Jul 2003, 23:45

*Kama fishes a can from the vending machine as he goes to see what all the commotion is about

"mmm... pepsi"

Hewitt · 4 Jul 2003, 05:24

*Mentally curses the internal fires keeping him alive and conscious.*

Evil_Ginge · 8 Jul 2003, 08:50

*dances in the mess hall*

Gryffin · 9 Jul 2003, 22:26

*Gryffin gets Hewit to the medibay, and begins to melt him. As the process goes on automatically, Gryffin stands around, smiling abstractly, and occasionally waving at the noe semi frozen Hewit.*

Hewitt · 12 Jul 2003, 15:29

*Hewitt slowly regains his vision as he begins to thaw out. The first thing he sees his Gryffin waving at him with DD standing close behind with a rather nasty looking weapon pointed at him. Hewitt tries to speak but finds this difficult since his jaws and tongue are still slighty frozen and will only move slowly.*

So... how... do... you... welcome... hostile... arrivals?

Demon Dave · 12 Jul 2003, 17:18

*DD looks at Hewitt with a menacing glare in his eyes*

"depends how hostile the arrival is. usally I just greet them with a nice big slice of disintigration

"

Evil_Ginge · 12 Jul 2003, 20:33

*Ginge beams into the med bay*

"well unknown creature we of the semi-hostile star ship have a few questions of you, like where did you come from, how did you get here, why, and is there an all night buffet?"

Gryffin · 12 Jul 2003, 21:13

*Gryffin nods vigorously at the last point.*

"Yeah, now you metion it, I am famished. And we don't welcome hostile visitors. We shoot at them. I am sure that isn't recognised as a welcome, even in this dimention."

Evil_Ginge · 12 Jul 2003, 21:22

"actually it is, according to ships regulations"

J-Kama-Ka-C · 12 Jul 2003, 21:23

*Straggling behind somewhat, Kama finally catches up with the crew escourting Hewitt to the Medbay

*Kama boggles*

"Eh... didn't I just leave Ginge in the galley..."

*Disappears to the back of the room rumaging for some headache tablets

TSMidi · 13 Jul 2003, 04:20

*Midi looks around* " Umm guys " *tosses his antigen bomb* " Apparently the thing is frozen for the time being, but that Nitrogen isnt going to last forever. I sujest we place these in several locations around the goo and in some nooks and crannies we can find in the frozen goo. As soon as it thaws... BOOOM!.. we detionait them, inevitably ripping its biological structure to peices and halting mutations." * Drops a little ooze in a sample tube and inserts it into the bombs (which configure themselves to destroy the material).*

Hewitt · 13 Jul 2003, 05:19

*His jaws still stiff after being frozen, Hewitt decides to loosen them up a bit by dislocating his lower jaw, moving it around a bit then relocating it. The whole process results in a number of very sickening cracks and pops.*

Bah, semi-hostile my ass...

*Hewitt glances at the overzealous, gun wielding maniac.

*

As for your questions - from another dimension, with this *Hewitt pulls out the very flawless, very stunning, very sparkling cut diamond the size of his fist currently giving off a number of electical discharges.* it was an accident and there better be or I'm going to get very hostile very quick and not even that fancy gun there will protect you if that happens...

*Hewitt grins a toothy grin.*

Evil_Ginge · 13 Jul 2003, 20:39

"it may not but this will"

*activates forcefield around hewitt and smiles*

Gryffin · 13 Jul 2003, 21:19

*Gryffin frowns, puzzled.*

"There better be what??

Hewitt · 14 Jul 2003, 08:58

*Hewitt touches the force field and gets a small shock. However he still grins.*

A buffer erm... what's your name...

*Turns back to the funny security man obviously in control of the force fields and other stuff.*

No it won't and I can prove it if you want in a *ahem* non violent way even.

Evil_Ginge · 14 Jul 2003, 10:57

"heh, thats what you think creature, unlike your dimension, in ours, things work, what do you think trapped you before, i am Ginge, second in command to this vessle, i control all ships systems"

Hewitt · 14 Jul 2003, 15:19

Really. Things 'work' do they? Gee your dimension must be unique for it to have that property...

*Smirks*

Well Ginge, how much do you want to wager on me not being able to get out of this prison without causing any living sole pain and misery?

Evil_Ginge · 14 Jul 2003, 20:00

"well sir, if you want to continue to stay on this ship and not get beamed into space i would urge you to be more civil, and work as part of the crew"

Gryffin · 14 Jul 2003, 21:58

*Gryffin sighs, and glares at both of them, and yet again forces himself to try and mediate, even if he feels like hitting something.*

"If you two have finished showing off, would you please calm down? I am Gryffin, resident Flight Leader of the fighter complement attached to this vessel. If you promise not to fight and try to get on with the rest of us, I am sure that Ginge will drop the barrier. Now, I am off to find soemthing stupid to do."

*Gryffin ambles away in the direction of the laboratory.*