The star ship Idiot

[flapjack]

*flapjack goes to sabotage the weapons interface*

[Demon Dave]

*As DD is walking to the bridge, an alarm begins to go off from his sensor thingy on his wrist. "WARNING WEAPONS INTERFACE SABOTAGE IN PROGRESS" DD then starts running to the bridge to see what is going on. as he bursts onto the bridge he sees flapjack tangled in a load of wires that are sticking out from underneath his weapons console, and vaporizes flapjack, leaving yet another pile of ash*

"I've got to fix this Disintigrater so it actually vaporizes people. <coom> Clean Up Crew to the bridge. Engineering Crew to the bridge"

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

(*Scrolls through posts to catch up: dave, flap, lestat, flap, midi, dave, cat...* "wait a second..." *Scrolls back a little* ... "MIDI!!!!" :eek: :eek: [/gasping irl])

"No hurry fixing the Disintigrater... those little piles of ash are starting to set off the smoke-sprinkler"

*Kama attempts to find an umbrella on the ship...

[flapjack]

*flapjack reintegrates somewhere else on the ship and continues his sabotage of the weapons interface, at the weapons this time*

[Evil_Ginge]

*the Inner defensive system activates at this point, a dart hits lestat in th eback of the neck, paralysing him and sending hinm into a dee slumber, before teleporting him to the brig*

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin picks up the bottle Lestat had dropped, and proceeds to drink the contents.

***10 minutes later***

*Gryffin stumbles onto the bridge, leaning heavily on the wall, and staggers over to Dave.*

"You....you.....you....you busticated meh ships!! Meh lovely ships. Pilots expendable, but my beeuuuutittfulll fighter planness!!"

*Gryffin collapses in a fit of crying.*

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*Finds what looks like an umbrella handle from the basket under the coat rack, which for some reason he has in his ready room. Raising it triumphantly above his head, but it doesn't to be working. He fiddles with the walking stick for several minutes wondering how to open it

[Demon Dave]

*DD stares at the drunk Gryffin and vaporizes him, leaving more piles of ash*

"Being drunk whilst on duty is another crime punishable by death, in fact all crimes are now punishable by death!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA "

[TSMidi]

*Midi comes to stareing at the chronometer, stares at it some more, and more, and more.. "HELPPPPP!!!!!" * picks up a heavy pot that one the floor next to him..*Thinks* "This place is a wreak!. On top of not being used.. It looks like a tornado ran though here" *Proceeds to bang on the floor loudly* "HELLPP!!!!" *Drinks a trickle of mountain dew coming from the tipped machine*


[ooc] KAMA!!!!!! ^_^ good to be back ^_^ [/ooc]

[Evil_Ginge]

*at this point the security system vapourises Daves gun and respawns gryffin*

[flapjack]

*flapjack finishes sabotaging the torpedo launchers so that they now fire in the opposite direction*

*flapjack goes to sabotage the engines, so they have only 2 settings: all reverse full and all ahead full

[Evil_Ginge]

Originally posted by flapjack
*flapjack finishes sabotaging the torpedo launchers so that they now fire in the opposite direction*

*flapjack goes to sabotage the engines, so they have only 2 settings: all reverse full and all ahead full

*the weapons auto repair and flapjack is teleported to the brig*

[flapjack]

*flapjack takes out an escape from the brig free card and shows it to the computer and the gaurd, upon which he is promptly released*

*flapjack goes back to the engines and finishes the modifications to it, then turns it on so the ship is moving full forward*

[vampire_lestat]

*lestat sits in the brig and fiddles around in his pocket, looking for something. He then proceeds to pull a small spoon out and begins to dig his way out of the brig, and into his lab.*

*lestat looks at a screen in his office and sees that Gryffin was not killed by the drink. Lestat begins to place his drink into the replecators, so that they are delivered instead of water*

[TSMidi]

* Continuees pounding on the bulkhead with a metal pan* "HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPP!!!!"

[Demon Dave]

*DD heads off towards the armoury to get another, since Ginge vaporized his other one. on his way to the armoury DD passes the canteen. hearing a strange screaming sound, DD goes to investigate, only to find Midi trapped under the Mountain Dew machine*

"oh, hello Midi. what you doing under there?"

[Evil_Ginge]

*The ships auto repair system fixes the engines and the ship summirarily stops, flapjack is once again transported to the big with a warning to the guards and computer that he may not be let out no matter what he shows you, then copys this message to dave so that if flapjack escaped, he would be hunted down and killed*

[flapjack]

*flapjack uses the ships computer backdoor to remove all charges against him and the gaurd promptly releases him agian*

*flapjack goes into the hangar bay and starts upgrading the engines on every ship in the hangar*

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*Kama strolls the coridoors with his new cane, despite it being a totally useless umbrella, but then the fire system has stopped down and things seem to have calmed down.

*Coming to the cantine, were all coridoors seem to inevidably lead. Spinning his cane around he walks in, strolls to the toppled vending machine and orders the last Pepsi in stock, and then strolls out

[TSMidi]

*Midi drops the pot.* " Dave!" *blinks* "I'm just laying under the Mountain Dew machine for the heck of it, what does it look like I'm doing!?!? ummm.. ya think you could help get this thing off of me??? oh and what year is it?? I think this clock is messed up or something. Or I've gone insain, and slept for 2 years, in the *pauses*.........*looks at the fridge* "Cryrogenic food preser.....* "Awwww hell, wrong fridge.... Oh well looks like I've been froozen for a while, hows the ship???"

*pauses As Kama aimlessly walks up. Orders a Pepsi from the machine thats laying on him, and walks away..* "Captain!?"

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

"Ah Midi, excellent job you've been doing, we haven't had any trouble with the engines in years..."

*Kama twirls his cane and chugs on the pepsi can

[TSMidi]

*Blinks* "Oh thats great news " now umm about this darn Vending machine someone"

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

"Yes, I like it, very Fung Swei... except I gotta crouch to use it... and the cans won't fall out unless you shake it."

[TSMidi]

*goes crossed for a second, then realizes the machine is about e3mpty and shoves it off*. " ah well ill stand it up later .. thanx for the help." *heads off to egnineering*

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

"Sure, no problem, so long as we've got enough power for the air recyclers I'm fine with that."

*Kama shakes the can machine a little, hoping to get another pepsi, but inevidably shakes too hard and pulls it off its side and gets his leg caught under it.

[Gryffin]

*Gryffin heads into the galley to get a cheese sandwitch, because, after all, there is nothing like a respawning to make you hungry. He noticed Kama traped under the vending machine, so got a can of orange juice out to lighten his load. He then bussled about the kitchen for a while making his sandwitch, then ate it, felt guiltly, and lifted the machine off his Captain.*

"You okay?"

[TSMidi]

*Midi arrives in engineering and heads over to his console to check things out..* " Ummmm what the hell is this.." *stares at the screen for a bit.* "this doesnt look right" *blinks* " what the heck does this 98 at the bottom of my screen mean???" *walks over to the mainframe and hits the Restart/restore button* Moments later the computer comes back online with the right system controls.. "Wew now that was just wrong.."

.......COMPUTER......

WARNING .. Flow control regulaits are miss alligned....

....................................

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.." *Scurries off and fixes the problem*.



[OOC}
dont know when i can make another post so sit tight.. going to visit famialy.. but i should be able to access a computer shortaly upon arrive.. once again wOOt! glad to be back [/ooc]

[Hewitt]

*Meanwhile in some dark random corridor of the ship there is a bright flash of light. It takes a few seconds to disappate and what was once an empty corridor now contains an 8 foot humaniod dragon. It raises a menacing claw and...

scratches it's head in confusion.*

What the hell? Where the heck am I?

*Hewitt pulls out his dimenional diamond thing to find it crackling with static electricity. He tries to charge it up again so he can leave from wherever he is but it refuses to cooperate.*

Well this is just great. Guess I'm going to be stuck here for a bit.

*Grabs his sword/staff from his back and begins to wander the ship out of curiosity.*

ooc: Any room for an alien that looks strangely like a bipedal dragon

[flapjack]

well, we can always use some more people trying to sabotage, try vent duct 14, i'm in 15 most of the time so don't go there, i already removed the airconditioning and heating systems

[Evil_Ginge]

which have been auto repaired as usual



*Automatic defense systems inside the ship erect force fields around Hewitt*


"would the head of security please sort out that lizard"

[flapjack]

no they weren't autorepaired, because they where never there, i took care of them before the ship was launched, i changed them in the build plans, the autorepair can't repair something that never existed

[Evil_Ginge]

but it can synthesise something that you put plans in for later

[flapjack]

remember, i was computer for the SS idiot a couple of idiots back, i inserted a fail-safe to make sure that area can never have anything in it, which means you can't synthesize anything there

we are equal, my old programs have the same power as your new ones, which means you can't remove that program without removing EVERYTHING, including yourself, from the computer

just keep that vent for me

[Evil_Ginge]

depends where it is, if its very far away from any vital systems and very close to the hull then i'm fine with that, but you havn't removed the security systems, you tamper with them, they will auto repair, and destroy you

[flapjack]

actaully, the number 15 area is right above the messhall area, oh and the security system in there was destroyed after an alien attack some long time ago and replaced with a biological tissue defence system, that is not controlled by the computer and programmed originally to attack all living things, it was however reprogrammed by me (this thread) to attack everything but me

[Evil_Ginge]

well then, since the mess hall is right next to the hull, your fine :P

[Gryffin]

[ooc] Does it really matter? Letr him break stuff. This IS the SSI after all.... [ooc]

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*Kama gets to his feet
"Thankyou Gryf... did you see where my cane landed?"

*Searching under the tables, chairs and various kitchen staff, Kama eventually spots it embadded half way through the messhall ceiling. However he is unable to reach it

*Jump*

[Evil_Ginge]

[ooc] are you seriously considering giving flapjack any leway? [/ooc]

[Demon Dave]

/ooc/ sorry about the late reply, i've been away for the weekend /ooc/

*DD wanders past the armoury and picks up a new Ultimate Disintigrater 4000.5 then heads to where the strange lizard/dragon thing is trapped behind forcefields*

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

[Gryffin]

[ooc] Hmmm. Depends if he had any sort of restraint. Godmodding doesn't really matter here. Even I have godmodded here, once. It involved a banana, if I recall. As long as we have a ship to fall back on, ish, we're okay [ooc]

*Gryffin appears behind Dave, and nods sagely.*

"That? Oh, thats definitly a thing. See the way it has those things? Very distinctive. Also the way it does those things which it is doing, see? Always a dead giveaway."

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*Aftering still being unable to reach his cane down from the ceiling, the captain builds a tower out of overturned tables and chairs. Climbing up the shakey monolith he manages to grab a hold of the cane, after a little twisting and pulling he is able to dislodge it from the roof tiles... but which results in an unpleasant squishing noise, likes he's just removed a dagger from some kind of squishy biological system. Worried he climbs down as green puss starts dripping from the ceiling...

[flapjack]

*flapjack looks down at kama from a vent, then notices the green stuff falling down, he then immediatly jumps back inside, trying to patch up the wound kama had caused with his stupid cane, the green stuff dripping on the ground quickly burning through the decks as flapjack hurried to cure his perfect protection system*

[Evil_Ginge]

*Ginge arrives in the canteen soon after kama pulls out his cane, sword by his side

"whats going on here then"

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

"Oh er, what's that... oh, hmm nothing..."

*Kama spins abruptly hiding the green splattered cane behind his back and clumpsly off balancing himself on the chair he was perched. The majority of his pile of tables/chairs/vending machine, collapses sprawled all over the galley

"...whoops, did I do that."

*Green oozing stuff, pouring from the ceiling is forming a pile beside Kama

[Evil_Ginge]

*Draws his sword and looks at the ceiling

"what the hell is that?"

[Hewitt]

ooc: LIZARD!? Grrr...

Do dee doo dee dooo-

*Friz!*

WHACK!

Ow! What the hell?

*Hewitt rubs his snout and tries to find what the hell just hit him. That's when he notices the air slightly shimmering in front of him. Hewitt tries to pass a blade of his sword/staff through the air to find it bounce back with an electric crackle.*

Hmm... some kind of force field...

*Hewitt turns and starts walking back.*

*Friz!*

Ow! God damnit!

*It is at this point Hewitt realises he's trapped.*

Bloody hell. I'm here for like two seconds and already I've walked into somekind of trap.

*Hewitt turns back around and starts bashing at forcefields in frustration. Then he sees DD approach and yell out something unintelligable.*

What Hewitt says: HEY BUDDY! HELP ME GET OUT OFF HERE WILL YA?

What DD hears: RAR RAAAR! RAAR RA RAR RAR RAR RAAR RAAR RA?

*When the first man does nothing, Hewitt spots Gryffin utter more unintelligable gibberish to the first and decides to appeal to this guy instead.*

Um hello? Erm... I come in peace? COME ON! LET ME OUT!

Ra-aaaar? Raa... R-raar ra raaar? RAAR RA! RAR RA RAR!

[flapjack]

*flapjack comes down through the vent, watching as the green stuff begins attacking kama*

[J-Kama-Ka-C]

*Kama frowns slightly and holds up the cane

"I really wish this was the umbrella I'd been looking for..."

*The ceiling gives an audible crack as it gives way and a downpour of green ooze slushes over him.

"Gaaah, I this was a clean uniform..."

*Flailing wildy around, he staggers over the galley counter and into the kitchen

[flapjack]

*flapjack goes to find a nice safe place to watch as the biological defence systems from vent system 15 begin taking over the ship due to kama's bumbling, the only safe place flapjack can find tough is vent system 15 itself*

*flapjack looks at the biological defence system for a moment, not completely trusting the minor reprogramming he did on it*

'don't even think about it, thing'