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31 Dec 2002, 15:21
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
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The year's coming to an end..
and the final act has just been filled in for me. Local tradition here is to spend the night till after midnight at home after which you'll round up with friends to head off to whereever the fun is.
So far, so good.
ITS JUST THAT MY WICKEDLY AUNT WHO HAS JUST DIVORCED GETS TO SPEND THE EVENING WITH US.
Seeing as I can't stand her incoherent emotional rambling, I'll have to refrain from using alcohol in order to avoid me showing how I truly feel about her.
Thanks mum for telling me this. I feel like hitting the streets now to score some coke.
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31 Dec 2002, 15:23
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Poor sod.
Spend your time here, whit us!
Or smoke some funny things, and just laugh the whole evening.
OR, even better, BREAK TRADITION!
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31 Dec 2002, 15:25
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Guest
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oh even better goto Zeus's
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31 Dec 2002, 16:11
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: leeds
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follow mr spoon to button moon
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31 Dec 2002, 16:20
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Go outside, burn a bunch of christmas trees. It's what they do here.
Which leads me to wonder, how close to the huge raging bonfire should I get to get rid of this nasty cold?
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31 Dec 2002, 17:15
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Registered User
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Still angry about this under the belt attempt to ruin my evening, I attempted to shave myself properly. ( for a change) Usually, to relieve myself from unwanted anger, I put up some agressive fast paced music, and so I did now.
While shaving, still agry, I cut myself in the ear with the razorblade. It's just a small wound but it's bleeding quite a bit.
So who or what am I going to blame? My aunt for disturbing my emotional balance, Satanic music for corrupting me into cutting myself or just myself for not having a steady hand?
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31 Dec 2002, 17:40
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Quote:
Originally posted by mpr0733
So who or what am I going to blame?
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I'd wonder more about who you should thank for not having been shaving your balls at the time.
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31 Dec 2002, 17:51
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
I'd wonder more about who you should thank for not having been shaving your balls at the time.
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I don't shave my balls, I depilate them.
I know it's a bit masochistic but it feels very rewarding when you're nearing completion.
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31 Dec 2002, 21:08
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
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Hi mpr
Don't be sad. Imagine that your aunt is chair but don't sit on her.
Happy days to you etc.
Matrim
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Holy smoke.
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31 Dec 2002, 21:15
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True Gamer
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Northern Ireland
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jonny
oh even better goto Zeus's
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lol, im off now to brothers house to get off me face and say to everyone "your the dogs bollox!"
Have a good one ladies & gents
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31 Dec 2002, 21:18
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
Hi mpr
Don't be sad. Imagine that your aunt is chair but don't sit on her.
Happy days to you etc.
Matrim
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No, I'm afraid it's worse than that.
My mother is all drugged up because of her fourth, yes fourth, hernia and my aunt wasn't a bright light before her divorce but now she's a psychotic with suicidal thoughts swallowing anti-depressiva (on an hourly basis).
Their chatter is more boring and without content than GD in it's quietest hours. I made it through the past hour by focussing on the television but I've managed to tactically retreat to this stronghold called 'the computerroom'.
So, how is you Matrim?
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31 Dec 2002, 21:22
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by mpr0733
No, I'm afraid it's worse than that.
My mother is all drugged up because of her fourth, yes fourth, hernia and my aunt wasn't a bright light before her divorce but now she's a psychotic with suicidal thoughts swallowing anti-depressiva (on an hourly basis).
Their chatter is more boring and without content than GD in it's quietest hours. I made it through the past hour by focussing on the television but I've managed to tactically retreat to this stronghold called 'the computerroom'.
So, how is you Matrim?
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Looks like you have a Difficult Situation there. Good thing that you can retreat somewhere.
I'm quite fine actually, sitting here preparing for new year's eve. (Wait, that's now. Never mind.) I've been meaning to install ICQ but I can't be arsed. Do you still hang out in #jessica? KaneED asked me last night if I wanted to join one last round, and it sounded very romantic. Are you playing?
Matrim
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31 Dec 2002, 21:28
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
Looks like you have a Difficult Situation there. Good thing that you can retreat somewhere.
I'm quite fine actually, sitting here preparing for new year's eve. (Wait, that's now. Never mind.) I've been meaning to install ICQ but I can't be arsed. Do you still hang out in #jessica? KaneED asked me last night if I wanted to join one last round, and it sounded very romantic. Are you playing?
Matrim
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Lately, I've been cutting back on my irc time for it became boring and repetitive. I haven't played the game for ages but I would be willing to consider it if a few other familiar faces turned up.
Are you by any chance on irc now?
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31 Dec 2002, 23:20
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finnish pokèmon
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Who cares?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
Which leads me to wonder, how close to the huge raging bonfire should I get to get rid of this nasty cold?
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Right in the middle of course. (before anyone else says it).
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