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24 Oct 2008, 09:30
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Mathematical Problems
(3.5G + V/2)
__________ + 3(360°) = M
4(H20)³
Sorry about the formatting, but yeah, does anybody wanna take a stab at what this equation is for? Also there is some debate over whether there is a term missing "+O" , but i'll let you decide. Answers on a postcard..or just reply here i suppose.
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25 Oct 2008, 02:44
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Re: Mathematical Problems
This topic is so gay (meant in the negative, homosexual sense of the word) that even the equation itself is not expressed consistently. Meaning it's almost certainly a load of shit.
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25 Oct 2008, 10:25
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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Originally Posted by Achilles
This topic is so gay (meant in the negative, homosexual sense of the word) that even the equation itself is not expressed consistently. Meaning it's almost certainly a load of shit.
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Just telling us you are too retarded to know the answer, or even try, would have sufficed
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25 Oct 2008, 11:09
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Re: Mathematical Problems
Funny, I was just about to say the same thing to you.
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25 Oct 2008, 13:14
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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Just telling us you are too retarded to know the answer, or even try, would have sufficed
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Heh. Perhaps you could explain why the denominator asks us to cube water and multiply it by 4. Also, 3*360 always gives the same result so what is the point in having it expressed that way? The fact that even you don't know if the equation is complete also makes it a tad more difficult. If I were to guess I would say that it involves orbital mechanics with G being the gravitational constant, V (should not be capitalised) being velocity, the H (should not be capitalised) part of water being height although it could also be Magnetic Field. The missing O you refer to is almost certainly Theta given there is no standard term which uses that letter and you already have degrees in your formula. The M you are trying to solve for should also probably be m for mass and not M for Moment of Force but to be honest who knows since you seem to have the writing accuracy of a 5 year old.
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25 Oct 2008, 13:23
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Re: Mathematical Problems
achilles stop being a twat
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25 Oct 2008, 14:26
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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Heh. Perhaps you could explain why the denominator asks us to cube water and multiply it by 4.
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ever hear of 4 ice cubes you silly ballbag?
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25 Oct 2008, 14:27
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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Originally Posted by All Systems Go
Funny, I was just about to say the same thing to you.
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good job my mind works quicker than yours then eh?
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25 Oct 2008, 14:50
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Re: Mathematical Problems
this entropy guy seems to be spreading disorder...
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25 Oct 2008, 17:48
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Re: Mathematical Problems
heh quite funny
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26 Oct 2008, 01:05
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Re: Mathematical Problems
I'm with Achilles.
It doesn't make much sense to me . Maybe I'm just a numpty.
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26 Oct 2008, 02:06
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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achilles stop being a twat
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If you can't understand what's going on just say so dude, no need to resort to name calling.
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26 Oct 2008, 14:26
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Re: Mathematical Problems
i'm confused and i don't like complicated maths!
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26 Oct 2008, 21:14
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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i'm confused and i don't like complicated maths!
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I'm pretty sure that's not real maths, unless the V and G are in degrees.
It looks more like common taurene excrement than complicated maths to me. I'm not sure which is worse.
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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achilles stop being a twat
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he may well be but he is a correct one
dont you just hate that ?
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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he may well be but he is a correct one
dont you just hate that ?
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yeah, lol
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1 Nov 2008, 23:36
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Re: Mathematical Problems
martini
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2 Nov 2008, 01:13
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Re: Mathematical Problems
It's a mathematical limerick. If you say the words out loud, in the right order, you can see Mars on a clear night.
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2 Nov 2008, 01:14
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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Heh. Perhaps you could explain why the denominator asks us to cube water and multiply it by 4. Also, 3*360 always gives the same result so what is the point in having it expressed that way? The fact that even you don't know if the equation is complete also makes it a tad more difficult. If I were to guess I would say that it involves orbital mechanics with G being the gravitational constant, V (should not be capitalised) being velocity, the H (should not be capitalised) part of water being height although it could also be Magnetic Field. The missing O you refer to is almost certainly Theta given there is no standard term which uses that letter and you already have degrees in your formula. The M you are trying to solve for should also probably be m for mass and not M for Moment of Force but to be honest who knows since you seem to have the writing accuracy of a 5 year old.
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2 Nov 2008, 01:20
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Re: Mathematical Problems
In clarification of my previous post:
3.5 measures of (3.5G)in, 0.5 measures of vodka (V/2), over 4 cubes of ice (4(H2O)^3), stir 3 times (3(360)) and you have martini. The +O is in relation to whether or not to have with orange juice.
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2 Nov 2008, 20:39
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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he may well be but he is a correct one
dont you just hate that ?
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don't people look at you funny when you walk down the street if you have a brown nose?
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2 Nov 2008, 20:40
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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Originally Posted by Gabriel
In clarification of my previous post:
3.5 measures of (3.5G)in, 0.5 measures of vodka (V/2), over 4 cubes of ice (4(H2O)^3), stir 3 times (3(360)) and you have martini. The +O is in relation to whether or not to have with orange juice.
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actually the +O is the additional olive which may or may not be added
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Re: Mathematical Problems
oh i see it was a joke
aha, ahaha, ha
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2 Nov 2008, 22:42
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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actually the +O is the additional olive which may or may not be added
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You're just angry someone got it.
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2 Nov 2008, 22:43
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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don't people look at you funny when you walk down the street if you have a brown nose?
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yeah, lol
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3 Nov 2008, 22:32
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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You're just angry someone got it.
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we all have google at our disposal.
What is far more disturbing is the type of martini you serve.
EDIT: Quoted for posterity (though not for those with weak stomachs)
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Originally Posted by Gabriel
In clarification of my previous post:
3.5 measures of (3.5G)in, 0.5 measures of vodka (V/2), over 4 cubes of ice (4(H2O)^3), stir 3 times (3(360)) and you have martini. The +O is in relation to whether or not to have with orange juice.
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Re: Mathematical Problems
Also: sin x = 6n
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Re: Mathematical Problems
i love people who get FURIOUS when telling a joke fails
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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Originally Posted by Gabriel
In clarification of my previous post:
3.5 measures of (3.5G)in, 0.5 measures of vodka (V/2), over 4 cubes of ice (4(H2O)^3), stir 3 times (3(360)) and you have martini. The +O is in relation to whether or not to have with orange juice.
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Surely V would be for Vermouth.
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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Surely V would be for Vermouth.
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indeed it would
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4 Nov 2008, 11:04
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Re: Mathematical Problems
Doh!
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
we all have google at our disposal.
What is far more disturbing is the type of martini you serve.
EDIT: Quoted for posterity (though not for those with weak stomachs)
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I suppose you believe a google link suggested V = Vodka and O = Orange Juice?
Your disrespect for the tubes is saddening.
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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I suppose you believe a google link suggested V = Vodka and O = Orange Juice?
Your disrespect for the tubes is saddening.
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16 Nov 2008, 14:38
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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Originally Posted by [DW]Entropy
(3.5G + V/2)
__________ + 3(360°) = M
4(H20)³
Sorry about the formatting, but yeah, does anybody wanna take a stab at what this equation is for? Also there is some debate over whether there is a term missing "+O" , but i'll let you decide. Answers on a postcard..or just reply here i suppose.
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This equation was used to invent the letter M.
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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Originally Posted by Gabriel
In clarification of my previous post:
3.5 measures of (3.5G)in, 0.5 measures of vodka (V/2), over 4 cubes of ice (4(H2O)^3), stir 3 times (3(360)) and you have martini. The +O is in relation to whether or not to have with orange juice.
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A lot of variables for making a martini are given as fixed numbers though. For example, if you stir 4 times you still have a martini. So the 3 would have to be replaced by X. The same goes for the amount of ice cubes etc. If you want to make a proper equation where M = martini then the equation would look quite different.
So your explanation for this equation is quite unlikely.
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16 Nov 2008, 15:22
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Re: Mathematical Problems
Not to mention the 'shaken, not stirred' scenario. How would that fit into this equation?
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16 Nov 2008, 20:24
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Re: Mathematical Problems
Go away you smelly turk.
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Re: Mathematical Problems
OMG that hurts my head to try!
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17 Nov 2008, 19:53
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Re: Mathematical Problems
Who Are You Solargirl - You Intrigue Me!
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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i'm confused and i don't like complicated maths!
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How many times do I have to say it? It's MATH!!!
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Re: Mathematical Problems
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the plane will take off
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