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16 Apr 2003, 09:11
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cynic
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my ex gf is an Utter Utter bitch
why do ex GF's have to be utter bitches?
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16 Apr 2003, 09:14
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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They finally realise what a huge amount of time they've wasted going out with someone like you, which in turn, makes them bitter, twisted and bitch-like.
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16 Apr 2003, 09:17
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cynic
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heh, i should be the one who is bitter and twisted, i have done nothing to her (apart from actually breaking up with her) and since then, she is doing everything in her power to make my life a misery fs
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16 Apr 2003, 09:19
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
i have done nothing to her
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See? If you'd have done the decent thing and given her a damn good seeing to, none of the bitterness would have appeared.
Shame on you for not giving her the hot salami sword of love...
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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16 Apr 2003, 09:22
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cynic
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heh, you are actually on the verge of cheering me up
but then i remember that she ****ed me over last night again and go plummeting back down
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16 Apr 2003, 09:25
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because girls who aren't utter bitches don't become exes.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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16 Apr 2003, 09:29
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If i recall correctly, she was fit too, which probably doesn't help right now.
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16 Apr 2003, 09:32
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dead_Meat
Shame on you for not giving her the hot salami sword of love...
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:eek:
Anyway roadrunner_0, you can be thankfull your not an egg. If you were, you would only get laid once, and the only chick that would ever sit on your face would be your mother.
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16 Apr 2003, 09:43
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Quote:
Originally posted by sword
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Anyway roadrunner_0, you can be thankfull your not an egg. If you were, you would only get laid once, and the only chick that would ever sit on your face would be your mother.
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thankful only has one l, and that joke is almost as old as life itself, only the chicken came before that joke.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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16 Apr 2003, 09:47
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
thankful only has one l
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Not the way i spell it.
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16 Apr 2003, 09:51
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Quote:
Originally posted by sword
Not the way i spell it.
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that has to be without a doubt the best answer I have ever heard to pedantry
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16 Apr 2003, 09:55
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
that has to be without a doubt the best answer I have ever heard to pedantry
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If you change your title, I will change mine.
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16 Apr 2003, 10:00
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If you change your title, I will change mine.
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I think I will stick with it then :P
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16 Apr 2003, 10:01
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See? sword isn't always ****
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16 Apr 2003, 10:01
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
I think I will stick with it then :P
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16 Apr 2003, 10:08
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you see women for what they really are when you break up with them.
hence the 'bitch factor'
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16 Apr 2003, 10:55
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16 Apr 2003, 10:59
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Neither the chicken nor the egg appeared from nowhere.
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16 Apr 2003, 11:00
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I think over the next few weeks, i will have all this to look forward to!
\o/ yay for ex girlfriends!
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16 Apr 2003, 11:55
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Originally posted by WorkMonkey
I think you'll find the egg came first.
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Agreed.
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16 Apr 2003, 12:07
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Obviously the :e_bunny: came before the egg though.
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16 Apr 2003, 12:10
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Quote:
Originally posted by sword
Agreed.
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how could the egg come first? clearly the rooster came first.
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16 Apr 2003, 12:13
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Mr. Blobby
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
how could the egg come first?
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By having a reptile species lay an egg which has a genetic difference, thus leading to the existence of a new species, known as the chicken. duh!
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16 Apr 2003, 14:09
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cynic
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to be fair: leshy has teh win there :/
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16 Apr 2003, 14:10
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Probably because you were insensitive and horrible. And before you defend yourself you should notice that calling her a bitch isn't very sensitive now is it?
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16 Apr 2003, 14:13
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cynic
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i have never called her anything to her face, or behind her back in RL, and i never would, thats not the kind of person i am
i am very upset however, that since we split up, she seems to be going out of her way to hurt me whereas everything i do i make sure it has no effect on her, also, even her friends agree that she is going completely over the top :/
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16 Apr 2003, 14:29
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Define "chicken".
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16 Apr 2003, 14:34
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proto-chicken --> egg --> chicken
so egg came first, ignoring any bad puns by the likes of R_Ed that is
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16 Apr 2003, 14:40
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sub
Define "chicken".
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you are turning into W
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16 Apr 2003, 14:40
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
proto-chicken --> egg --> chicken
so egg came first, ignoring any bad puns by the likes of R_Ed that is
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:p
well I think the gradient from proto chicken to chicken is so smooth you would hardly notice.
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16 Apr 2003, 14:43
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
well I think the gradient from proto chicken to chicken is so smooth you would hardly notice.
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yeah but it still wouldn't be a chicken
all depends on where you draw the line, according to workmonkey's definition of "Any of various similar or related birds" it messes it all up anyway
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16 Apr 2003, 14:46
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Isn't it amazing how a thread can go from "why do ex GF's have to be utter bitches?" to "Chicken vs Egg"
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16 Apr 2003, 14:52
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
yeah but it still wouldn't be a chicken
all depends on where you draw the line, according to workmonkey's definition of "Any of various similar or related birds" it messes it all up anyway
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I was just pointing out that it is difficult to say where proto-chicken ends and chicken starts. but yeap, the egg comes first in and definition of chicken, because the relevant chicken that defines your starting point for chickenness, was previously an egg.
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16 Apr 2003, 14:53
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Quote:
Originally posted by sword
Isn't it amazing how a thread can go from "why do ex GF's have to be utter bitches?" to "Chicken vs Egg"
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thank goodness the mods stopped that policy of locking threads that had drifted off topic.
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16 Apr 2003, 15:26
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loved
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Re: my ex gf is an Utter Utter bitch
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Originally posted by roadrunner_0
why do ex GF's have to be utter bitches?
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Did you ask the other girl out before you dumped her?
That could have something to do with it.
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16 Apr 2003, 15:53
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hey cheer up mate.
go get some beer, then get a shag.
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I LIKE PAUL2.
HE IS MY FRIEND.
HE IS THE BEST FRIEND ANYBODY COULD WISH FOR!
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16 Apr 2003, 16:54
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cynic
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Danae: no, i didn't, and in fact never would do such a thing, i also have a tendency noot to cheat on ppl, even if they have cheated on me :/
Golin: the drink i can do, but i no longer do casual sex, as it just doesn't feel right :/ so i will be celibate until my ex stops putting the frighteners on ppl
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16 Apr 2003, 20:25
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My ex GF is lovely
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16 Apr 2003, 20:27
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
My ex GF is lovely
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*wink**wink**nudge**nudge* What do ya say?
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16 Apr 2003, 22:22
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Hey, ex'es are meant to be bitches. Its the way things go.
Get her a nice shag, and she will probably forget about you! ( )
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17 Apr 2003, 00:15
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loved
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
no, i didn't, and in fact never would do such a thing,
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Didn't you make a post about it recently?
Sorry if i've mixed you up with someone else :)
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22 Apr 2003, 21:33
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Re: my ex gf is an Utter Utter bitch
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Originally posted by roadrunner_0
why do ex GF's have to be utter bitches?
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Just be glad you found out this way instead of marrying her and finding out.
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