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Unread 3 Feb 2006, 20:57   #1
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A fatwah / jihad against 1-X and all that are associated to him

Ok, I felt it neccessary to return after the recent goings on. Terrible attrocities have been committed against my religion, and this is an outrage.

The perpetrators must be slain and killed where they stand.

As you know, I am a devoted follower of the one true religion ISPAM and worship the allmighty Alan.

It has come to my attention that a member of this forum (1-X) has depicted drawings of the one true prophet "More Ham Head" (meat piece be upon him). If you take a look at his avatar, you shall see that he has a drawing of MoreHamHead sporting a yellow crown upon his head. This is blasphemous!

Clearly, MoreHamHead does not look like that! (you might be wondering how I know what he looks like, seeing as it is against Ispamic law to show pictures of him.... shutup infidel, I shall not partake in logical discourse with you). The way you should all be conducting yourselves is clearly written in the Quorn (tm).

Morehamhead is the embodyment of perfection in the religion of ISPAM, and this is a declaration of war against all of us. (this is all proven by the way, because there is quite clearly plenty of evidence showing his existence... duh).

You might argue that I am being silly for threatening you with death, for drawing a cartoon of a character deemed by many to be fictional, in a forum where the main demographic do not even follow the religion of Ispam.

Duh, and then you wonder why terrorists attack you?

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Unread 3 Feb 2006, 21:00   #2
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Re: A fatwah / jihad against 1-X and all that are associated to him

You know that thread with the content "frog frog" I made to test if the forums allowed posting yet?

That was better.
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Unread 3 Feb 2006, 21:02   #3
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Unread 3 Feb 2006, 21:03   #4
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Re: A fatwah / jihad against 1-X and all that are associated to him

I don't what's worse, reading this thread or having terminal bowel cancer.
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Re: A fatwah / jihad against 1-X and all that are associated to him

I read Alan as Aslan and wondered what people had started worshipping a lion.
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Re: A fatwah / jihad against 1-X and all that are associated to him

Dreadful thread. Funny, but dreadful.
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Re: A fatwah / jihad against 1-X and all that are associated to him

The concept was excellent but you failed in its execution like a virgin's premature ejaculation when presented with the two most beautiful women in the world begging for sex at his feet.


What a waste.
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Re: A fatwah / jihad against 1-X and all that are associated to him

The "jokes" comedy dynamic is overrated at best. A more in-line humour driven system is infinitely superior.
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Re: A fatwah / jihad against 1-X and all that are associated to him

I came to GD to get a break from a document I'm writing at work about best practices when designing and commissioning Wide Area Broadband networks and to have a bit of a giggle.

See you when it's finished.
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The concept was excellent but you failed in its execution like a virgin's premature ejaculation when presented with the two most beautiful women in the world begging for sex at his feet.


What a waste.
What can I say, I'm a bit rusty.....
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