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23 Sep 2005, 11:29
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having an assistant
i have just fully realised the advantage of having an assistant :-)
not really used her to do much more than photocopying before, but she looked bored and i am swamped with work, so i asked her to complete a bit of analysis for me.
she has done a much better job of it that i would have found time for and i shall get praised for my super efficiency when i have finished the final report so quickly.
assistants are great, you should all go out and get one.
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23 Sep 2005, 11:50
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Hi there ...
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Re: having an assistant
i rather end up as assistant before i can dream about having one but congrats to your new found capacities . be nice to her :P
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23 Sep 2005, 11:52
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Clerk
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Re: having an assistant
The guy at work who assists me is thirty years older than me. It seems wrong to give him the menial work I can't be arsed with.
Of course I do it anyway.
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23 Sep 2005, 12:07
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Re: having an assistant
I can see your point Dante.
Is kind of a similar situation to someone I know, who has an Auntie who is 5 years younger.
It is kind of wrong for the Auntie to send the child to bed, tell her to behave etc
But it happens!
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23 Sep 2005, 12:09
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Re: having an assistant
When can the punters expect some hot lesbo action then, Madi?
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23 Sep 2005, 12:15
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Re: having an assistant
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Originally Posted by Minty
It is kind of wrong for the Auntie to send the child to bed, tell her to behave etc
But it happens!
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Are you serious?
I suppose it's possible, but that sounds so odd.
On topic, I put a bunch of kids in detention when I probably wouldn't have bothered normally, yesterday. I had a load of simple marking (just ticks on multiple choice questions) for year 7s to do. I gave it all to them
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23 Sep 2005, 12:22
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Re: having an assistant
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Are you serious?
I suppose it's possible, but that sounds so odd.
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Yes
The father of my "friend" is 35 and the Mum of the Father, 50 or so.
The Mum had a daughter at the age of 35 or something so she is now 15 year old Auntie bossing around a 20 year old (daughter of the father) etc
And before you say "a 15 year old is telling a 20 year old to go to bed" No, it happened when she was younger
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<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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23 Sep 2005, 12:42
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Next goal wins!
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Re: having an assistant
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Are you serious?
I suppose it's possible, but that sounds so odd.
On topic, I put a bunch of kids in detention when I probably wouldn't have bothered normally, yesterday. I had a load of simple marking (just ticks on multiple choice questions) for year 7s to do. I gave it all to them
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I used to hate teachers like you
(P.S was it you who texted me yesterday re: the new phone number?)
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23 Sep 2005, 12:59
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Re: having an assistant
Tomkat is a teacher :eek:
Whatever next!
I thought you had to be educated before you could educate
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<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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23 Sep 2005, 13:24
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Re: having an assistant
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Are you serious?
I suppose it's possible, but that sounds so odd.
On topic, I put a bunch of kids in detention when I probably wouldn't have bothered normally, yesterday. I had a load of simple marking (just ticks on multiple choice questions) for year 7s to do. I gave it all to them
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What if they mark all the questions wrong out of spite? I'd check them, if I were you. There might be a few Deepflows lurking there, who act on their detention hatred.
I wish I had an assistant. All this Maths stuff at uni is hard work - I must spend at least 3 hours a week doing work out of lectures.
I thought all assistants were meant to be organised and efficient (or good looking and someone you've had your eye on for a while) anyway? Or at least do enough to give that impression
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23 Sep 2005, 13:29
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Re: having an assistant
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Originally Posted by Appocomaster
. All this Maths stuff at uni is hard work - I must spend at least 3 hours a week doing work out of lectures.
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You ain't nothin on my 37.5 hours of council attendance. (I can't actually say work, it wouldn't be true).
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23 Sep 2005, 13:30
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Re: having an assistant
Yes, what do you do again? Sit there all day, reinstall the occasional PC, and take backup tapes to the safe at the end of the day? :S YCC here I come.
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23 Sep 2005, 14:18
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Re: having an assistant
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Yes, what do you do again? Sit there all day, reinstall the occasional PC, and take backup tapes to the safe at the end of the day? :S YCC here I come.
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I don't reinstall pc's.
back tapes are done at lunch.
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23 Sep 2005, 14:19
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Re: having an assistant
so that leaves...er.. nothing?
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23 Sep 2005, 14:22
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Re: having an assistant
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Originally Posted by Appocomaster
so that leaves...er.. nothing?
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Not at all, my information gathering skills are first rate!
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23 Sep 2005, 14:31
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Re: having an assistant
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What if they mark all the questions wrong out of spite?
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Then it sure does suck to be a year 7 in my classes.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deepflow
(P.S was it you who texted me yesterday re: the new phone number?)
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Yes. Yes it was.
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23 Sep 2005, 14:44
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Re: having an assistant
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so that leaves...er.. nothing?
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The irony of getting told off (and losing pay) for the last week for going home early ten mins after this amuses me
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23 Sep 2005, 15:01
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Re: having an assistant
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Yes. Yes it was.
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I expect such information to have made it's way to my phone ny the time it gets reception this evening ...
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23 Sep 2005, 22:56
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Re: having an assistant
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
I am the world's laziest assistant and now people won't let me assist them. On Dante's point I have been ordering around people older and more senior than me for years and not even noticed.
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you're clearly "using your authority to the full" . You should be a manager, and just organise everyone to help you. All* managers sit around spending hours "discussing" with other managers and then delgate the actual work to someone else as all this discussing and organising takes up all their time. Generally they discuss while playing golf or eating at expensive restaurants. There are worse ways to spend life
*well, a fair few.
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23 Sep 2005, 22:57
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Re: having an assistant
Its the accent
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23 Sep 2005, 22:57
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Re: having an assistant
madi only has one assistant?
poor girl.
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23 Sep 2005, 23:23
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You love me really
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Re: having an assistant
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You look like you have nice skin madi.
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Madi, are you partial to a facial now and again?
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23 Sep 2005, 23:25
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Re: having an assistant
the next line was obviously "can I see more of it"
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23 Sep 2005, 23:32
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You love me really
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Re: having an assistant
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the next line was obviously "can I see more of it"
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Not if you know how fun a facial can be.
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23 Sep 2005, 23:35
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Re: having an assistant
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Not if you know how good for the skin a facial can be.
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This is meant to be the official line
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24 Sep 2005, 01:54
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Re: having an assistant
I was actually just commenting on how nice her skin looks in her avatar; really clear and glowy.
I hadn't even thought of asking to see more or suggesting that I give her a facial :/
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24 Sep 2005, 02:12
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Re: having an assistant
Which one performs "the magic"?
Do either of you wear leotards?
Does a magic wand get used at any point?
Do you film the "tricks" or do you think it would "shatter the illusion"?
Reveal all madi.
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24 Sep 2005, 06:13
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Re: having an assistant
I like to have my assistant make necessary phone calls to people I don't want to talk to. She is much better on the phone than I. But, then it seems that she spends much of her time on the phone even when not asked to make calls. Getting people to do things that they are good at and like to do is the key.
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24 Sep 2005, 07:34
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Re: having an assistant
buy her flowers.
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24 Sep 2005, 10:59
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1up on you
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Re: having an assistant
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Yes. Yes it was.
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my first instinct was correct, good good, see you all later at the gd meet!
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24 Sep 2005, 12:49
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Re: having an assistant
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Originally Posted by Dace
Which one performs "the magic"?
Do either of you wear leotards?
Does a magic wand get used at any point?
Do you film the "tricks" or do you think it would "shatter the illusion"?
Reveal all madi.
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she is remarkably unattractive
sorry
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24 Sep 2005, 12:50
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Re: having an assistant
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Originally Posted by KaneED
I was actually just commenting on how nice her skin looks in her avatar; really clear and glowy.
I hadn't even thought of asking to see more or suggesting that I give her a facial :/
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thanks
i have pretty good skin but its just monitor glow in the avatar (wonder if it has the same effect as candle light, wouldnt have thought so but you never know)
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24 Sep 2005, 15:30
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Re: having an assistant
I had an assistant Thursday night.
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