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roadrunner_0 · 12 Oct 2003, 22:56

well, one of my housemates has got to me, and i now need an idea to get revenge on him, now i dont want any crap like, setting fire to his stuff or anything like that, but i do need some good ideas
can anyone help???

MrL_JaKiri · 12 Oct 2003, 22:57

Tell the sun he's a paedo

roadrunner_0 · 12 Oct 2003, 22:59

heh, its tempting, trust me.

but no, i still want him to be friends with me afterwards, and he has to still be able to live here and pay his shae of the rent

Dace · 12 Oct 2003, 22:59

- Stink Bombs.

- His Room

- Profit!

Snurx · 12 Oct 2003, 23:00

Do the old "wake-up-in-a-bed-whit-a-sore-ass-and-a-male trick", the next time you have a pissup at your place.

Sarina_Joy · 12 Oct 2003, 23:01

Pity he's your flatmate or you could arrange a police raid or some such.

roadrunner_0 · 12 Oct 2003, 23:04

no, we have to much dodgy stuff in the house, otherwise that would be a possibility
i am at the moment seriously thinking about pouring a little bit of milk into a corner of his room though, they constantly commenting on the smell whenever he has anyone round

(also, typing lying down is harder than it looks

)

MrL_JaKiri · 12 Oct 2003, 23:05

I did it all the time (typing lying down).

Try playing an FPS; that takes a while to master.

Kurashima · 12 Oct 2003, 23:05

No , try this one , its a **** , and he most likely wont notice for a while.

Get a McDonalds BBQ sauce carton. Now carefully spoon some into toes of his shoes. Alternatively ,if he has a jacket with long , deep pockets , pour some in there, in order that when he sticks his hands in , hes covered in it.

McDonalds BBQ sauce is one of the hardest things on earth i find to wash off if it goes remotely solid , and it stinks to high heaven.

Sarina_Joy · 12 Oct 2003, 23:06

If you really want to freak him, have a posh wank and then leave the used condom in his bed :\

Crackmonkey · 12 Oct 2003, 23:10

Pouring a little bit of milk may not work, it will most likely dry up before the smell becomes an issue. If you can find a spot to hide something, get one of those little single serving milk cartons and hide it.

Or you could try putting a little visine (eye drops) into his food/drink, it supposedly gives you diarrhea, just don't use too much.

roadrunner_0 · 12 Oct 2003, 23:17

heh, i dont think i need revenge, less than a day and she has made him shave and put him on a diet

i may have to never let him live this down though

Dace · 12 Oct 2003, 23:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by roadrunner_0

heh, i dont think i need revenge, less than a day and she has made him shave and put him on a diet :D
i may have to never let him live this down though :)

So what is it you're not telling us?

Is your mate now dating your ex?

NEED THE INFO!

MrL_JaKiri · 12 Oct 2003, 23:36

I'm presuming I'm allowed to say:

A girl that he met that he might have gone out with, but nothing had really happened before his mate moved and they're more sort of right for eachother apparantly (although this may just be justification in hindsight)

roadrunner_0 · 12 Oct 2003, 23:36

EDIT: yeah, what he said
still going to wind my housemate up about it though

Deathjam|wee · 13 Oct 2003, 00:57

do the old american pie thingy

cum in the pint glass trick

if u don't feel that nasty then just try putting other things in his drinks

salt / vinager and coke is just nasty

Kurashima · 13 Oct 2003, 01:00

Dependant on how evil you feel.

Next time he does a white wash in the Washing Machine , make sure theres a Biro in there ......

Deathjam|wee · 13 Oct 2003, 01:04

or when he's asleep

throw various things at him

ie: flour, eggs, yogat, cream

or mix all of the above up including ice cream and that chocolate stuff that goes on ice cream (if u melt it is good)anyway mix it all up then tip it on his head, he'll love u

Deathjam|wee · 13 Oct 2003, 01:06

i just saw my sig and remembered mushed up bananas r good too

Coffee · 13 Oct 2003, 01:24

magic mushroom tea

s|k · 13 Oct 2003, 01:28

put tabasco sauce on his lips when he's sleeping

buy a big fish (from the supermarket not the pet store) and hide it in his car or in his closet some where (Grumpy Old Men style)

JonnyBGood · 13 Oct 2003, 01:39

Used condom in the hat.

Glue human hair to him while he sleeps (preferably superglue, preferably pubic hair).

Place his favourite cd standing on it's edge just behind his bedroom door ready for when he opens it.

Loosen the hinges on his door/screws on the chair he sits in.

Nick his phone and send a h0t sex0r phone msg to his sister/mother/father addressed to "steph" (or steve if you're feeling really vindictive).

Pay a small child (sibling or other relative) to embarrass him in public, many ways to do this so I won't go into them.

Replace all his alcohol with alcohol free beer.

Slowly steal small things off him placing them all on the roof over a period of two to three months.

Tell a homeless man that he can sleep in his room free of rent for three months.

Kick him in the nuts in the middle of a crowded nightclub.

lokken · 13 Oct 2003, 01:58

hide some congealing mince in his room

Tomkat · 13 Oct 2003, 02:34

Lying down and typing gets irritating after a while. I find my crotch gets really uncomfortable and I have to keep "rearranging" myself when I do ;(

PS: Noone ever gave me good ideas to get my housemates back for stealing my food.

It's quite simple. Remove his chicken from the freezer, defrost it, make sure it is infected with salmonella, then put it back ;o

Aryn · 13 Oct 2003, 07:12

remind me never to stay at jonny's house

roadrunner_0 · 13 Oct 2003, 09:46

ah, the sheer vindictivness of you all cheers me up no end i tell you

JonnyBGood · 13 Oct 2003, 16:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aryn

remind me never to stay at jonny's house

It's a war zone now my brother moved back in heh.

vampire_lestat · 13 Oct 2003, 16:58

get him smashed and take imbarrasing photo's, a classic, but always funny.

Basdereva · 13 Oct 2003, 23:24

You lot are horrible.

What the he** has he done that could warrant such downright meanness ?

Do tell !!!

Vaio · 13 Oct 2003, 23:25

He's probably French and therfore deserves it

Vaio

roadrunner_0 · 13 Oct 2003, 23:25

MrL said earlier, he stole a girl off me

Vaio · 13 Oct 2003, 23:29

In that case slice his testicles off with a razor. Death is too good for him

Vaio

Dead_Meat · 13 Oct 2003, 23:48

Replace his entire last year thesus with a printed version of an RP thread.

Basdereva · 13 Oct 2003, 23:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vaio

He's probably French and therfore deserves it

Vaio

Ahh, well, in that case........................

Basdereva · 13 Oct 2003, 23:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by roadrunner_0

MrL said earlier, he stole a girl off me

So steal her back !

Isn't that classed as revenge ?

pablissimo · 14 Oct 2003, 00:00

I pissed in their milk.

roadrunner_0 · 14 Oct 2003, 21:41

hehehe
you guys cheer me up so much