The Golden Globe Award For Worst Retal Excuse

[Zh|l]

Welcome ladies and gentleman to the random awards bestowed upon alliances for various different events throughout the many rounds.

I am your host, Zhil, you may know me from such films as "Feel the Fury" and "Inquisitor's Wrath."

Let me present the nominees.

...oh there seems to be only one.

FAnG.

But why?

Well, not only are FPM resorting to hitting alliances much smaller than themselves, but also are waving random galaxies for kicks and giggles. Upon attacking one of these, and then receiving a retaliation attack aimed to get them to recall, FAnG proceeded to not be very happy about this state of affairs. After all, in their mindset, they now own this universe and for it to strike back is a treasonous act. FAnG immediately issued a warning for the retaliator to recall. The retaliator, mazzelaar, calmly replied in asking FAnG to merely recall from the random planet. The FAnG member was not pleased with this, and thus the HC were involved with the NAPed alliance HC. Again, mazzelaar was threatened by the member - and promptly he was given a return reply stating that FAnG HC were currently moaning like bitches to NAPed alliance HC.

Now here is the fun part.

FAnG now claim a retal from the NAPed alliance for that retaliator, where the reason is simple. He called the FAnG HC 'bitches'.

So he has to apologise for this or be roided.

What is more amusing is that they are actually carrying out this retal now.

Never in my entire Planetarion career have I heard such a rubbish reason for a retaliation upon an alliance where there is an agreement.

Well played, FAnG truely deserve this award.

*clap*


Note: I am not HC, and thus these opinions are from myself and not from Wolfpack.

[Waku]

FAnG = Bitches

AAAH DONT ATTACK ME
I'll take that back

[I am Idler]

yes ok, that was funny indeedy.

reminds me of the old days

[I am Idler]

Originally Posted by Zh|l

FAnG now claim a retal from the NAPed alliance for that retaliator, where the reason is simple. He called the FAnG HC 'bitches'. .

[09:39] *** [DC]PM4DEF sets mode +b on *!*@mazzelaar.users.netgamers.org
[09:39] *** mazzelaar has been kicked by [DC]PM4DEF (****twit)

being called ****wit is a bit worse than bitches tho.

[Agamemnon]

Seems some things never change.. FaNG HC always were some whiny little bitches

[mazzelaar]

78355 INCOMING HOSTILES

wave one


ah well - looks like it's going to be an interesting day.

I addition I went into #fang to say that I thought it was a piss poor excuse for a retal and to apologise, but they just kick banned me instead. Obviously they really meant what they said

[Waku]

I want to defend you

[mazzelaar]

ahhhhhhhhhh


here comes the real crux of the matter

second wave and touriqet is on his way - so I guess this is a real retal and not just the best way to suck up def so the #1 guy can get some easy roids?

Or am I just being cynical?

[mazzelaar]

if it makes you feel any better touriqet is eta 8 atm - feel free to send anything you like

[Waku]

I launched... Here I come lets wait for some FAnG PA-Mails

[LeviUK]

That's genuinely homosexual.. I'd def you if I could Mazz. but currently enjoying watch 'the bitches' trying to land something (anything) on my gal over 3 waves.

[I am Idler]

Originally Posted by mazzelaar

if it makes you feel any better touriqet is eta 8 atm - feel free to send anything you like

dont overdo it tho, its a limit to how much sympathy one can gather from such a small matter.

[Waku]

you can his coords are in his signature

[Shaithess]

OMG, please someone fleetcatch TouRiQueT's fleeet on its way back... Nasicus would be very nice!

[mazzelaar]

Originally Posted by I am Idler

dont overdo it tho, its a limit to how much sympathy one can gather from such a small matter.

I'm only kidding - I know my planet can now be spoken about in the past tense. I just think it's funny as hell.

[Aviendha]

<hugs> Zhil and mazz :)

You guys still having fun here lol?


Go renegade, i highly recommend it :o)

Death to the evilness and all that, i'll be rooting from far far out of the sidelines heh

[mazzelaar]

Originally Posted by Aviendha

<hugs> Zhil and mazz

You guys still having fun here lol?


Go renegade, i highly recommend it )

Death to the evilness and all that, i'll be rooting from far far out of the sidelines heh

this is, without doubt, the highlight of my round

[Shaithess]

Mazzelaar: eta8, sent

[The_Fish]

FAnG now claim a retal from the NAPed alliance for that retaliator, where the reason is simple. He called the FAnG HC 'bitches'.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Gl Mazz.

[Rumad]

Mmm Teh Babeh Tasteh

I Need More Babeh's Though

Gimme Teh Babehs

[mazzelaar]

Originally Posted by Shaithess

Mazzelaar: eta8, sent

lol - many many thanks

I don't want anyone else getting into trouble with thier allies though or having thier own extra FAnG fun ;-)

[Waku]

I love making trouble

[mazzelaar]

Originally Posted by Waku

I love making trouble

it would appear that I do too :/

[Aviendha]

Why didn't anyone persuade me to make a planet start of the round so i could suicide on regular base for the greater good :o/

[Waku]

ýeah why didnt you

[Shaithess]

There's always next round!

[Aviendha]

Sorely tempted now heh

So howlong has this round been going exactly? :oP

[Waku]

Pt : 648

[mazzelaar]

Originally Posted by Aviendha

Sorely tempted now heh

So howlong has this round been going exactly? P

waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long

[Morden]

Originally Posted by Aviendha

Sorely tempted now heh

So howlong has this round been going exactly? P

Resist young padawan, do not be tempted to join the dark side once again.

Pa leads to little sleep, little sleep leads to getting fired, getting fired leads to losing the internet.

[Waku]

Originally Posted by Morden

Resist young padawan, do not be tempted to join the dark side once again.

Pa leads to little sleep, little sleep leads to getting fired, getting fired leads to losing the internet.

And then you just quit

[The_Fish]

Originally Posted by mazzelaar

lol - many many thanks

I don't want anyone else getting into trouble with thier allies though or having thier own extra FAnG fun ;-)

any hostile action to FAnG is welcome by ND

[Assassin]

Nice thread Zhil as always We shud retall the attackers

[Chika]

Originally Posted by The_Fish

any hostile action to FAnG is welcome by ND

But we lub u guyz so much

[Kjeldoran]

you know what's funny? The more hatred there is posted against FAnG, the better we actually feel about ourselves. You give us free PR, we don't even have to do it for us anymore and atm I'm really enjoying my time, laughing at every new thread which most likely will be anti FAnG.

keep em coming guys.

rgds Kj

[Scorpio]

Originally Posted by Zh|l

Note: I am not HC, and thus these opinions are from myself and not from Wolfpack.

crap, you're a wolf now?

[xtothez]

Shit, Kjel found the thread.

May as well delete it and start over when he goes away.

[Scorpio]

Originally Posted by mazzelaar

second wave and touriqet is on his way

2 waves in 1?

[G.K Zhukov]

[turning on the music]
They have learned from the best
oh, yeah, the very best
thinking of lame exuses for roids
they have learned from the best
from Zhil and his fury
lamers of the world unite
FAnG-Fury, you see the merger
oh yeah, shake that th0ng
make Rumad shake it with Zhil
baby you know it will be
so shake, shake , shake it
to the total lameness
[turning off the music]

I was thinking of painting again, but decided against it :\

[SilverSmoke]

hey zhil it's cute to see you still amuse yourself amongst the retards


oh wai

[General1]

Join the club, we had yesterday 7 waves on or galaxy because a certain pack hc ( its starts with DAR) had a argue with Fang, those guys are SAD really SAD

[Lord_Thunderball]

No, they are bored and looking for an excuse for roids

[G.K Zhukov]

Originally Posted by Lord_Thunderball

No, they are bored and looking for an excuse for roids

WINNAR

[Rumad]

Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov

WINNAR

Dear zhukov

I would like to thank you for the rather flattering image of myself.

you really made me smile, however i think a version witha baby hanging out of my mouth and with a HUUUUUUGE bely would be more realistic and relevent.

many thanks hunneh

Rummeh

:gollum:

[G.K Zhukov]

Originally Posted by Rumad

Dear zhukov

I would like to thank you for the rather flattering image of myself.

you really made me smile, however i think a version witha baby hanging out of my mouth and with a HUUUUUUGE bely would be more realistic and relevent.

many thanks hunneh

You bragged about how many stones you had lost, so I thought about your self-image when I painted you hunnybunny.

[TehVader]

Hahaha, that's just ace

gl mazz :/

[Riddim]

Originally Posted by Kjeldoran

you know what's funny? The more hatred there is posted against FAnG, the better we actually feel about ourselves. You give us free PR, we don't even have to do it for us anymore and atm I'm really enjoying my time, laughing at every new thread which most likely will be anti FAnG.

keep em coming guys.

rgds Kj

we'll see about that.
don't worry, we'll keep em coming

[mazzelaar]

I gotta say many thanks to Wolfpack, 5 waves covered and not a ships or a roid lost - all in all great work by officers and members alike. At 200k incoming it was beginning to look a bit scary

Now that we know how much more interesting things are - any chance of a war somewhere?

[TehVader]

Wolfpack 1 - FAnG 0

[Barrow|Pony]

Wait - no...seriously? This thread isn't a joke?


You guys actually did this? Wow. Talk about elitist. I wonder if I call one of your members a bitch, will FAnG HC authorize 80k ships at my pad?

I wasn't preparing to entertain, maybe I can whip up some tea sandwiches.