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23 May 2005, 01:37
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I would like to kill....
I am going to waste this space, so you cant read the contents of this thread by hovering your mouse over it, thereby forcing you to enter.
Nifty feature by the way, doesnt work too well in Opera.
Anyway, there is a point to this thread, it is about me, and the person who I would like to kill with a cheese grater and vinegar.
Anyway,
I would like to kill the person, who is responsible for the frikkin Jamster frog ringtone / phone screensaver thing.
THe advert is on tv like 200 times a day.
AAAAAAAAARGH
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23 May 2005, 01:49
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Henry Kelly
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Re: I would like to kill....
Hey great thread.
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23 May 2005, 01:54
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Re: I would like to kill....
I just forgot about that and you remind me
GRR.
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23 May 2005, 02:11
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Re: I would like to kill....
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Originally Posted by pablissimo
Hey great thread.
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23 May 2005, 03:00
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Caveat Lector
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Re: I would like to kill....
I don't have a tv, what does it sound like?
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23 May 2005, 03:02
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Banned
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Re: I would like to kill....
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Originally Posted by s|k
I don't have a tv, what does it sound like?
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Ding, ding, dedededededededededededededededededededededede.................................
Seriously.
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23 May 2005, 03:07
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overtired
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Re: I would like to kill....
s|k, you have no idea how lucky you are to be spared this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Frog has a lot of info btw
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23 May 2005, 08:33
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Retired
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Re: I would like to kill....
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Originally Posted by s|k
I don't have a tv, what does it sound like?
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It's an adaptation of the old internet classic Insanity test.
*warning*
To anyone that does have a tv, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK, for you will be reminded of the hideously over exposed crappy ringtone advert tahts on 3 times per advert break on every channel of every day
=O(((
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23 May 2005, 08:41
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Guy next door
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Re: I would like to kill....
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Ding, ding, dedededededededededededededededededededededede.................................
Seriously.
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One of my mates got it as his ringtone, he thinks it's hilarious and he keeps on using it because his two year old kid loves it.
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23 May 2005, 08:42
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: I would like to kill....
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
What the hell?
Are you turning into Americans, O British cousins?
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Not at all, we just consider having a frog with it's dick out shouldn't be shown when there are children likely to be watching. I suppose the US equivalent is Janet Jackson getting her tits out while felching Lyle Lovett. Let's face it, he is one ugly bastard.
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23 May 2005, 08:56
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Dirte
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Re: I would like to kill....
I quit watching MTV (Not that i watched it much anyway), beacause of Jamba. Now, they are following me, even to Discovery it seems!
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23 May 2005, 09:16
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Made of Twigs
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Re: I would like to kill....
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Originally Posted by Wiki
Ringtone Lyrics
Beh-ding ding ding ding dididing ding bing bing pscht,
Dorhrm bom bom bedom bem bom bedom bom bum ba ba bom bom,
Bouuuuum bom bom bedahm, Bom be barbedarm bedabedabedabeda
Bbrrrrrimm bbrrrrramm bbbrrrrrrrrraammmmm ddddddraammm,
Bah bah baah baah ba wheeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee!
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How pointless.
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23 May 2005, 10:06
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Bored
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Re: I would like to kill....
Do people actually have it as their ringtone? The company must be getting a significant amount of money from somewhere to finance those shitty adverts.
And if people do - WHY? ****ing idiots.
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23 May 2005, 11:30
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Re: I would like to kill....
a mate of mine went to uni with a guy who works for the advertising company which buys the advertising time for that advert on sky, and he was directly responsible for that advert i keep offering my mate money to kill his mate, but he wont
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23 May 2005, 12:01
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I am.
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Re: I would like to kill....
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
What the hell?
Are you turning into Americans, O British cousins?
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we are not your cousins.
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23 May 2005, 13:00
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: I would like to kill....
I think the GD masses should rise up and smite anyone that uses that frog, the twatty birds or the f'kin dragon as a ringtone.
It's not as if anyone important would be killed.
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23 May 2005, 15:07
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1up on you
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Re: I would like to kill....
I absolutely hate this advert and I just get pissed off, its on like twice every ad break on channel 4 atm :/ soooo annoying
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23 May 2005, 15:18
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Re: I would like to kill....
my brother for reasons i cant understand went and got it. said it was shit and then deleted it.
They sent him another 2 ringtones , at £3, each so now he has no money on his phone and doesnt know how to unsubscribe from it
i would help him but i find it a rather fitting punishment for him ever getting it in the first place
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23 May 2005, 17:01
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Gone
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Re: I would like to kill....
I would like to kill Spiderman.
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23 May 2005, 17:02
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Re: I would like to kill....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I would like to kill Spiderman.
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so would the green goblin
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23 May 2005, 17:04
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Gone
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Re: I would like to kill....
Good for him.
Mabye we could collaborate.
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23 May 2005, 17:45
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Made of Twigs
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Re: I would like to kill....
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Originally Posted by Phil^
my brother for reasons i cant understand went and got it. said it was shit and then deleted it.
They sent him another 2 ringtones , at £3, each so now he has no money on his phone and doesnt know how to unsubscribe from it
i would help him but i find it a rather fitting punishment for him ever getting it in the first place
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I got a text from Vodafone saying free ringtone so I clicked ok. Then every week I kept getting a text from SplashMobile. It was only after a few weeks did I really these were costing me £3 a time. I cancelled them (Google helped) and all seemed fine, until today, when I got a "Free ringtone" from somewhere else.
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23 May 2005, 18:10
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: I would like to kill....
The was an article about this in the Telegraph Business section the other day.
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23 May 2005, 22:17
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I am.
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Re: I would like to kill....
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
You are not even remotely humanoid, so I'm not related to you.
But since the British royal family and probably a decent part of the general English populace are descendents of Norwegians I'm pretty sure there's a lot of common genes between myself and the human inhabitants.
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23 May 2005, 23:18
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: I would like to kill....
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
a mate of mine went to uni with a guy who works for the advertising company which buys the advertising time for that advert on sky, and he was directly responsible for that advert i keep offering my mate money to kill his mate, but he wont
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just give me a name, address and photograph and i'll do it for free*
(*Legal Note: If the unnamed marketing guy were to suffer any sort of "accident" (suspicous or otherwise) in the next few months, my lawyer has advised me to inform you that i was nowhere near the scene and was in fact in Barbados at the time the "accident" (suspicous or otherwise) took place. Thank You.)
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23 May 2005, 23:36
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Made of Twigs
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Re: I would like to kill....
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nantoz
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Originally Posted by Wikipedia
In February 2005, a number of complaints were submitted to the United Kingdom's Advertising Standards Authority regarding Jamba!'s advertising campaign, complaining that Crazy Frog appeared to have genitalia. Some parents complained that this made inappropriate viewing for children, claiming that the commercial had prompted embarrassing questions.
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What the hell?
Are you turning into Americans, O British cousins?
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It appears there is now a black box around his genitalia.
And no, not a black woman.
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24 May 2005, 00:05
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Re: I would like to kill....
I have to concur in that advert being extremely annoying.
I'll be kicking anyone in my store who has that ringtone in the interests of customer service.
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24 May 2005, 00:23
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Re: I would like to kill....
Do i have to take a ticket and get inline to give that person a kicking or is it first come first served???
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24 May 2005, 03:08
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overtired
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Re: I would like to kill....
is anyone brave* enough to have this as their avatar?
*has a reckless disregard for their reputation
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24 May 2005, 11:07
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: I would like to kill....
On thursday i will be shooting. You can be sure that a picture of that frog will be stuck to my target
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24 May 2005, 18:06
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Made of Twigs
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Re: I would like to kill....
I hate the British public.
(I hate Coldplay as well though)
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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24 May 2005, 18:27
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Re: I would like to kill....
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Originally Posted by Spiderman
I would like to kill TEH FUNNEH
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Well **** me, you succeeded spectacularly!
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24 May 2005, 18:29
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: I would like to kill....
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I am, quite literally, going to piss myself laughing when they have to play that as the number 1 single on Top of the Pops , CD:UK , and whatever other chart shows are out there.
How the **** do you introduce that and not sound like a complete nonce?
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