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13 Apr 2008, 15:47
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Making friends =)
Hi GD,
I've had a great idea yet again. But it seems to be more troublesome then the last one. I've got a dilemma and need your advice.
Lately I haven't been going out much. Mainly because my friends are either too geeky to go clubbing with, they already have a girlfriend and can't be bothered or they live too far away.
As an internetfag I've never matured mentally, so I decided to steal all girls from my little brothers MSN (who are still in high school). This was fairly easy to do; I just read his password while he was typing it and then added all female contacts to my second MSN.
This means that I now have an (unused) MSN with about 120 16-18 year old girls. This means I can fail about 119 times and still have a chance on (legal) sex with a random half-decent teen. And the best part is that almost all of them live nearby (I would guess about 8 miles).
However, I hadn’t fully thought everything through yet.
When I logged in people started asking all kinds of question that I actually didn't feel like answering just yet. The problem is that I don't want my little brother to know about what I'm about to do. He mustn't know about me doing this for obvious reasons. So I decided to log out and not make any hasty decisions.
I'm thinking about selecting the best once and add them to a better MSN so I can focus on the best looking once. One at a time.
The girls will want to get to know me when I log on tho. And I have to give them something to work on If I want to enjoy the fruits of my plan. I have to convince them that I'm actually quite a suitable sexpartner. However, I cannot have them ask around about me, or my little brother will find out. And this is where the problem lies..
They will proberbly need a name, my picture and they will proberbly demand that I tell them where I got their MSN from. The first thing they will do when I tell them the truth is ask around. Or even worse, send my picture around.
It all seems quite risky to me, but it might be worth it.
What should I do GD? Help!
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13 Apr 2008, 15:53
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Re: Making friends =)
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"I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion."
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13 Apr 2008, 17:06
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Re: Making friends =)
Any and all attempts to increase one's sociopathy should be applauded and encouraged. Go on.
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The outraged poets threw sticks and rocks over the side of the bridge. They were all missing Mary and he felt a contented smug feeling wash over him. He would have given them a coy little wave if the roof hadn't collapsed just then. Mary then found himself in the middle of an understandably shocked family's kitchen table. So he gave them the coy little wave and realized it probably would have been more effective if he hadn't been lying on their turkey.
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13 Apr 2008, 17:20
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ND Ninja!
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Re: Making friends =)
Tell the truth, everyone likes a friends big brother.. its one of those things that turns on all little girls.
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13 Apr 2008, 17:35
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Re: Making friends =)
I think we'll need chat logs to help you further on this quest.
ps. that list is horrible.
"hou van me mooi e mannetje"? there shouldn't be an e there
"ik ben een beetje verlief t"? and "oud&nieuw wor d super" that's worse than english people using their instead of there or they're
I also think half of them are already in a relationship, I feel it's your duty to break up those relationships by sleeping with them.
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13 Apr 2008, 18:37
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Re: Making friends =)
Not wishing to cease the topic in favour of that of the finer aspects of the rules of Dutch grammar, but in "hou van me mooie mannetje", "me" can be interpreted as meaning the possessive adjective "mijn", in which case the "e" in "mooie" is entirely appropriate.
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The outraged poets threw sticks and rocks over the side of the bridge. They were all missing Mary and he felt a contented smug feeling wash over him. He would have given them a coy little wave if the roof hadn't collapsed just then. Mary then found himself in the middle of an understandably shocked family's kitchen table. So he gave them the coy little wave and realized it probably would have been more effective if he hadn't been lying on their turkey.
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13 Apr 2008, 19:06
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break it down!
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Re: Making friends =)
Great, GD now has lowered itself to discussions about Dutch grammar...
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13 Apr 2008, 19:40
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Pro. Elbow Licker
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Re: Making friends =)
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Originally Posted by Mzyxptlk
Not wishing to cease the topic in favour of that of the finer aspects of the rules of Dutch grammar, but in "hou van me mooie mannetje", "me" can be interpreted as meaning the possessive adjective "mijn", in which case the "e" in "mooie" is entirely appropriate.
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either it's "ik hou van me/mijn mooi mannetje" or "ik hou van me/mijn mooie man" afaik
anyway, it was only a small step from the topic of wooing 16-18 year olds down to dutch grammar.
the reason why I addressed the lack of correct grammar in the MSN nicks was to draw attention to the point that it's 16 year old girls we're talking about here (and there's nothing wrong with that, but you shouldn't expect an intellectual topic about this subject).
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13 Apr 2008, 19:55
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Re: Making friends =)
It's hilarious you've chosen to ask GD how to go about sleeping with 16 year olds. If any of them are fat, Dace could probably lend you a hand.
I just want to clarify something, though: you're planning on entrapping one of your little brother's female friends with a fictitious personality and background in order to sleep with younger girls because you're too socially maladjusted to find girls your own age, or at least girls who are emotionally mature enough to know who they do and do not want to sleep with, and keep this a secret from your brother despite the fact they're friendly with him, that you probably look a little like him and that your lives are clearly interwoven?
Also, would you mind fast-forwarding 20 years, because I'd quite like to know of what crime you're eventually convicted. And just to let you know, if I had not have positive repped you before, you'd get another one now with the text "sociopath <3"
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13 Apr 2008, 20:59
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Re: Making friends =)
You should just add them on your normal MSN and pretend that it was a "virus" or bugged or something and somehow combined your brother and your MSN lists. Then just go "so who are you - I'm xxx's bro" to them.
This is much less creepy than the fictitious KoeN style grooming.
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13 Apr 2008, 21:05
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Re: Making friends =)
why not just make a myspace profile and search for girls who live locally then send them a message?
You can check if they're single/pretty at the same time.
Shit, am i giving out all my secrets?
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13 Apr 2008, 21:12
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Re: Making friends =)
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
You should just add them on your normal MSN and pretend that it was a "virus" or bugged or something and somehow combined your brother and your MSN lists. Then just go "so who are you - I'm xxx's bro" to them.
This is much less creepy than the fictitious KoeN style grooming.
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Oh god yes, I remember that having that MSN bug in the past. That's actually a pretty good idea. If we happen to find out what happened then I'll just say something like: "Well I just installed msn plus and suddenly my list was screwed up". Referring to the fact that I added 120 teen girls afterwards.
This way I don't even have to lie about my name or myself.
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13 Apr 2008, 21:17
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Re: Making friends =)
I'm damn sure that I want several of you lot arrested.
At the moment though i'm not entirely sure what for
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13 Apr 2008, 21:40
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Re: Making friends =)
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I'm damn sure that I want several of you lot arrested.
At the moment though i'm not entirely sure what for
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You know objectionable behavior isn't a crime you liberal fag you. Even if I lie everything together. =)
Your just being jealous because we (hopefully) get vagina and ass while you are stuck with poopers.
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13 Apr 2008, 23:15
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break it down!
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Re: Making friends =)
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You know objectionable behavior isn't a crime you liberal fag you. Even if I lie everything together. =)
Your just being jealous because we (hopefully) get vagina and ass while you are stuck with poopers.
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Do men not have "ass" then?
You should ask Koen for some advice, you crafty Turk you!
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13 Apr 2008, 23:28
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Re: Making friends =)
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It's hilarious you've chosen to ask GD how to go about sleeping with 16 year olds. If any of them are fat, Dace could probably lend you a hand.
I just want to clarify something, though: you're planning on entrapping one of your little brother's female friends with a fictitious personality and background in order to sleep with younger girls because you're too socially maladjusted to find girls your own age, or at least girls who are emotionally mature enough to know who they do and do not want to sleep with,
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Well, it's better for me to act out my mid-life crisis now then trying to do everything over when i'm thirty-ish.
I do not know if I can find girls of my age, because i'm not exactly trying. They tend to be vicious, vile and behave disgustingly emancipated in general. Maturing really is a disgusting thing.
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13 Apr 2008, 23:37
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Re: Making friends =)
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
This is much less creepy
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is true I wouldn't like you to think that this approach would somehow be "not" creepy. It would. You're a creep.
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14 Apr 2008, 07:48
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..yet opinionated
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Re: Making friends =)
Would Alessio pull a horn if this thread would make its way to the people on that list/his brother?
Just hypothetically.
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14 Apr 2008, 10:17
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Re: Making friends =)
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While (tom's quote) is true I wouldn't like you to think that this approach would somehow be "not" creepy. It would. You're a creep.
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Who, me?
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14 Apr 2008, 20:48
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Re: Making friends =)
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Who, me?
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I meant alessio, but yeah sure if you have to ask if you're a creep you're a creep.
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14 Apr 2008, 23:52
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Re: Making friends =)
It appears to me that you may be too immature to attract the 16-18 year olds which you covet.
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15 Apr 2008, 12:53
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Re: Making friends =)
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Originally Posted by Alessio
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People have been burnt by mobs for far less.
Fake edit: Do you intend to impregrate each and every one of them before disappearing into the internet?
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15 Apr 2008, 13:59
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Re: Making friends =)
Shouldn't you rename this topic to "attracting minors into having sex with me"?
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15 Apr 2008, 14:23
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mz.
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Re: Making friends =)
Long live the euphenism!
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The outraged poets threw sticks and rocks over the side of the bridge. They were all missing Mary and he felt a contented smug feeling wash over him. He would have given them a coy little wave if the roof hadn't collapsed just then. Mary then found himself in the middle of an understandably shocked family's kitchen table. So he gave them the coy little wave and realized it probably would have been more effective if he hadn't been lying on their turkey.
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15 Apr 2008, 17:27
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Re: Making friends =)
i think i should start posting again. :]
(thnx kila for showing me this thread)
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15 Apr 2008, 18:15
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Re: Making friends =)
My friends suggested me to use a fake name and e-mail, before I even mentioned that I wanted to hide it from anyone. So from now on I shall be Alex van der Worst. I don't know if it sounds better in Dutch or in English.
Alexander.
This is so retro, i've missed doing this. I've picked the best looking ones that seemed the most camhorny.
Let the games begin =)
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15 Apr 2008, 18:33
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mz.
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Re: Making friends =)
Keep us posted.
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The outraged poets threw sticks and rocks over the side of the bridge. They were all missing Mary and he felt a contented smug feeling wash over him. He would have given them a coy little wave if the roof hadn't collapsed just then. Mary then found himself in the middle of an understandably shocked family's kitchen table. So he gave them the coy little wave and realized it probably would have been more effective if he hadn't been lying on their turkey.
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15 Apr 2008, 21:51
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Re: Making friends =)
Have you considered that maybe there's a reason your brother has 120 female friends on his MSN and you can't get a date...maybe you should just ask him for some advice, or if you can date some of them.
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16 Apr 2008, 09:29
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Re: Making friends =)
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This is so retro
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Leather jackets are retro.
Vinyl records are retro.
THUNDERCATS is retro.
Deceiving young girls into performing various degrees of sexual acts with/for you is not retro
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16 Apr 2008, 11:54
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Re: Making friends =)
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People have been burnt by mobs for far less.
Fake edit: Do you intend to impregrate each and every one of them before disappearing into the internet?
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I really hope the press summary for his arrest ends, "as soon as he had killed his brother and buried the bodies he hoped to disappear into the internet."
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16 Apr 2008, 12:20
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Re: Making friends =)
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Keep us posted.
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Yes. Please do.
I hear they have the internet in prison nowadays.
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