I went to Alton Towers the other day. It was great as usual but left one lingering thought in my mind. Has a rollercoaster ever gone round carrying just fat people.
“Of course!” I hear you shout, the Americans have lots of rollercoaster’s and even more fat people. I dreamt for weeks of an entire load of fat people, each having the extreme g’s of modern rollercoaster riding applied to there malleable bodies.
I dreamt of thin looking people dragging round 6 stones of fat 2 feet behind them. I dreamt.
It didn’t take long for all this to be dashed. No way, I thought, would this miracle of modern engineering, mixed with modern eating habits, be aloud to pass un-recorded. Surly if anybody saw this, ever, they would record it, they would photograph it, surely!
So I google’d and I googled and I Yahoo’d and frankly I alta vista’d! I came up with nothing. The whole experience left a bitter taste in my mouth.
Basicly I need somebody to clear up how, in this world, something like this can be left un-recorded. Does nobody have this picture? Can it honestly never have happened? Are fat people at theme parks treated as handicapped and sent on the ride one at a time? I need to know, for my sanity!
So if anybody has a picture of a rollercoaster filled with fat people, or knows of any reason/rules that had made this an impossibility
let me know, otherwise, leave me be, and I’ll get back to searching.
Ps,
http://www.bigfatblog.com/archives/001253.php <--- its probably his fault!