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18 Mar 2005, 00:50
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Miles Teg
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I think I just found my new hockeystick
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18 Mar 2005, 00:50
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
Is there something in particular you look for when buying a new hockey stick?
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18 Mar 2005, 00:55
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
It has to be hockey stick-shaped and made of wood?
Sure;ly there are no other criteria?
Damn misplaced fingers
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18 Mar 2005, 00:56
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Miles Teg
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
well this is very weird, usually you find on the internet all kind of product information, while there are various technical things known about hockeysticks, they are hardly findable on the internet.
But usually you go into a shop (preferably with one of your hockeybuddies) and you check out all the sticks they have. In the shop you dribble a bit, usually they have a bit of astroturf (the better shops) for you so you can try it out a bit in the swing and push section, after that you buy it.
What you really want is to lend one for a week and just do anything with it, but that usually isn't possible.
What I usually do is check how natural my ball-control is with it, how normal it goes, and very important, how well it stays within my hook when I do certain tricky moves.
But that stick, I just want for back up. It is a stick specially made for Fatima Moreira de Melo (google it and look at her recent foto shoot, oh noes, let me do it for you ...) here and it is in bright pink (even more on the field) and I want it for back up and general shenenigans.
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18 Mar 2005, 00:57
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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18 Mar 2005, 01:02
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
well this is very weird, usually you find on the internet all kind of pornographic material, while there are various norty things to do with hockeysticks, they are hardly findable on the internet.
But usually you go into a shop (preferably with one of your ****buddies) and you check out all the dildo's they have. In the shop you dribble a bit, usually they throw you out (the better shops) but you can try it out a bit in the swing and push section, after that you buy it.
What you really want is to lend one for a week and just do anything with it, but that usually isn't possible.
What I usually do is check how natural my ball-control is with it, how normal it goes, and very important, how well it stays within my hook when I do certain tricky moves.
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18 Mar 2005, 01:18
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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Originally Posted by Flavius
hans picks hockeysticks depending on how well they would fit inside Koen's asshole
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18 Mar 2005, 01:51
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1up on you
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
the stick looks err intersting.
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18 Mar 2005, 02:05
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
Are you totally sure that's not a girl hockey stick ?
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18 Mar 2005, 02:08
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1up on you
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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Originally Posted by Hicks
Are you totally sure that's not a girl hockey stick ?
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I was thinking that...
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18 Mar 2005, 02:29
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Miles Teg
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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Originally Posted by Hicks
Are you totally sure that's not a girl hockey stick ?
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it is made for fatima, but in technique and build, there are no specific 'girl' or 'boy' sticks
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18 Mar 2005, 02:45
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
ice hockey > field hockey
you big puff
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18 Mar 2005, 02:56
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
Skiddys reply made me laugh so very much.
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18 Mar 2005, 03:00
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Raaaaaaaah!
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
it is made for fatima, but in technique and build, there are no specific 'girl' or 'boy' sticks
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It's pink.
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18 Mar 2005, 03:07
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cynic
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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Originally Posted by Weeks
Skiddys reply made me laugh so very much.
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it did have a certain something, didn't it
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18 Mar 2005, 03:30
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Miles Teg
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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Originally Posted by Hicks
It's pink.
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that's why it is so ****ing ace.
Together with these
and a pink polo from these people it would ****ing rock as a tournament outfit.
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18 Mar 2005, 08:17
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
Theamion, these shoes are even too gay for my likings dude.
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18 Mar 2005, 08:27
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Raaaaaaaah!
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
I hear Mattel are coming out with a Theamion Barbie doll range, you can dress him up in pretty pink hockey clothes and act out weddings or what ever it is girls do, I don't really know as I'm not a girl.
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18 Mar 2005, 09:55
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
I think someone is in denial...
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18 Mar 2005, 09:58
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Lucky
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
i refuse to play in pink.
as for sticks, my last two i found at the club. i just had to put new tape around it so the former owner won't recognise it when i'm playing with his/her stick.
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18 Mar 2005, 10:03
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
It just shows how powerful celebrity endorsement on products is. Either that or your a pink-loving-hockey-playing-nonce.
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18 Mar 2005, 10:13
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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Originally Posted by Madina
Either that or your a pink-loving-hockey-playing-nonce.
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The latter is definitely true, the question is whether or not the former is.
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18 Mar 2005, 10:15
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
and a pink polo from these people it would ****ing rock as a 'shag-me-you-sweaty-hockey-blokes'-type outfit.
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PS. My browser's fked so i can't actually check if that url leads to a real site (for some reason i can only load pages from pirate.planetarion.com until i restart. wtf?). So apoligies if it leads somewhere it shouldn't.
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18 Mar 2005, 10:20
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
This thread is so gay.
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18 Mar 2005, 10:22
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Next goal wins!
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
i can't form a sentence that will demonstrate adequately my feelings for this thread.
so i'll just do this
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18 Mar 2005, 10:47
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cynic
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
ITT Theam outs himself as being camper than a row of pink tents
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18 Mar 2005, 10:54
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Next goal wins!
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
oi, what were you doing texting me at 1 in the morning anyway?
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18 Mar 2005, 11:03
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cynic
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
i was bored, had just finished work and wasnt getting picked up for another hour, so i txted about 7 or 8 people
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18 Mar 2005, 11:06
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Next goal wins!
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
heh
were they all the same message?
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18 Mar 2005, 11:13
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
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you great big girl
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18 Mar 2005, 11:17
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
It's true. Hans is a "bit gay".
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18 Mar 2005, 11:20
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
he suggested that pink outfit for the eastertournament.
so far there's 1 vote for, 4 against. :]
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18 Mar 2005, 14:22
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cynic
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
heh
were they all the same message?
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pretty much, you, skiddy, my nephew who lives in manchester and my lesbian ex who lives in manchester all got that one i think.
a couple of other people got different ones, depending on if they had seen sealab or not
(i've just realised, i appear to know an awful lot of people in manchester, hmmmmm)
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18 Mar 2005, 14:45
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
party?!
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18 Mar 2005, 14:45
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
could be a plan, meant to be coming down in early june for a night out anyway, but might have to make more of an effort
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18 Mar 2005, 14:50
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
heh, well, early june is far far off in any case. All the best parties are planned in a matter of hours; days at the most
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18 Mar 2005, 19:35
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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I hear Mattel are coming out with a Theamion Barbie doll range, you can dress him up in pretty pink hockey clothes and act out weddings or what ever it is girls do, I don't really know as I'm not a girl.
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I think someone is in denial...
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What? Hicks is a girl?
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18 Mar 2005, 20:30
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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This thread is so gay.
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19 Mar 2005, 03:14
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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I think someone is in denial...
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19 Mar 2005, 03:38
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
I request this thread get sticky'd!
I know... I know...
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19 Mar 2005, 13:30
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
i don't play hockey nor do i plan to, but that is a pretty good looking stick, though definitely overly feminine.
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19 Mar 2005, 14:27
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
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I request this thread get sticky'd!
I know... I know...
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i nearly neg repped you for this positively terrible pun, but i decided that that would make me a bad person
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19 Mar 2005, 18:05
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Re: I think I just found my new hockeystick
I had to read RR0's commentary to get it
No more bacardi for the Tomster...
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