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Unread 12 Apr 2005, 14:07   #51
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Re: Hi, I'm Dante. [Warning : Long]
have a bath and wash your clothes
it might not make you feel any better but you will be less repulsive to others

and you sound pretty depressed
stop taking what ever you have bought online and go see a doctor
will be easier to get out of your rather manky slump with some support

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Unread 12 Apr 2005, 14:11   #52
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Re: Hi, I'm Dante. [Warning : Long]
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
"Jesus, I have Dante pants!"
Trousers, not pants
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Unread 12 Apr 2005, 14:18   #53
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Re: Hi, I'm Dante. [Warning : Long]
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I was in a lecture today and I just realised as I was seating myself, that the jeans I were wearing were, to put it mildly, filthy. Actually, they looked as if a spastic dwarf had attempted to **** them about nine times. I'd been wearing a suit all weekend, and by comparison, these jeans were like some kind of granny-pattern tea towel King Kong had used as a makeshift piece of bogroll.

"Jesus, I have Dante pants!"

I said, to the blonde girl next to me, not thinking that this wasn't a GD-friendly environment, (One rather keeps assuming this after a whole weekend in one.) and she would thus begin to think me an even greater granny-corpse raping maniac than she already evidently did.

"What?"

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"It's brr, a Yiddish expression, it means that you, er, have dirty trousers."

"Oh?"

"Yeah."

"So, you're Jewish, then?"

"No."

Slight pause

"But my Grandma goes to Church!"

I have no idea, in God's holy name, why I said that. I just kind of have a knack of making myself look like an even bigger A-list mongchop than is neccesary in these situations.

She arched an eyebrow and turned, wordlessly, to face the front of the room, where her gaze remained until the lecturer entered.
damn you MM for making me cry with laughter!!!! i'm just glad i wasn't reading this thread in the college library. THAT would've been embrassing
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Unread 12 Apr 2005, 15:13   #54
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Trousers, not pants
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Unread 12 Apr 2005, 15:24   #55
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Re: Hi, I'm Dante. [Warning : Long]
I think your fantastic - to put it more concisely, i think your existance is fantastic. The reason i keep coming back to GD is because its the only place i can ever truly say ive met a ridiculous cross section of interesting, real people. We're all going to die dude, sooner or later. The best way to take life is just by viewing it as squeezing one more party out before you get bankrupted, or you die, or you're shoved in jail or made to work. Life is so incredibly mundane, but those who accept this fact are invariably worse than people who live life the way they want to, seeking as much utlity as they can out of the most unlikely of situations. Im not saying "always look on the bright side of life" crap, i just thoroughly appreciate your existance as a well-renowned internet anarcho-communist-programmer. I can relate the sheer disgraceful state of your existance back to my own life, and i'm sure thats the case for many people on the forums (and after all, we're much better than any cross section of any soceity you'll ever meet). Keep it up. There's perhaps 50 million people who try to be a "one of a kind" and set themselves apart that won't come close to what you've achieved without trying, which is beyond enviable.
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Unread 22 Apr 2005, 00:39   #56
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Re: Hi, I'm Dante. [Warning : Long]
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We're all going to die dude, sooner or later. The best way to take life is just by viewing it as squeezing one more party out before you get bankrupted, or you die, or you're shoved in jail or made to work.
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Unread 22 Apr 2005, 00:59   #57
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Exclamation Re: Hi, I'm Dante. [Warning : Long]
Just to clarify a point - I'm not actually Jewish.
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Unread 22 Apr 2005, 01:02   #58
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Re: Hi, I'm Dante. [Warning : Long]
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Just to clarify a point - I'm not actually Jewish.
So you're just an anti-Semite like the rest of us then?
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Unread 22 Apr 2005, 01:04   #59
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What do you call someone who hates Irish people?

Well, I'm one of them, Mick.
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are you the queen mother?
I'm prepared to financially support any campaign which aims to make Deffeh the new Queen Mother.
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Unread 22 Apr 2005, 01:08   #61
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I spend my evenings thinking about (...) Anarchism (...).
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have you washed the trousers yet ?
Not yet although I took most of my clothes to the laundrette yesterday (excluding the ones I was wearing obviously, which included the trousers) so theoretically I may have a spare pair to change into now.

In answer to previous questions, no they don't smell as far as I'm aware. No-ones said anything at least, although perhaps they're all being polite - in which case more fool them.
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just febreeze yourself occationally, no one will ever notice that your trousers could probably get up and walk by themselves that way \o/
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