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8 Nov 2006, 00:49
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Britney Spears files for divorce
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Pop star Britney Spears and her husband, Kevin Federline, have filed for divorce, court officials in Los Angeles say.
Spears, 24, who married 28-year-old Federline in 2004, will seek custody of their two children, court papers say.
The documents cited "irreconcilable differences" for the divorce.
Spears's previous marriage, to childhood friend Jason Alexander, was annulled two days after the couple exchanged vows in Las Vegas in 2004.
Spears gave birth to her first child by Federline - Sean Preston - last year.
The couple announced the birth of their second child, named as Jayden James Federline in the divorce paper, in September.
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Stolen from BBC News, as if anyone cares.
Never saw it coming......
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8 Nov 2006, 00:57
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Raaaaaaaah!
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Re: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
How will this affect Kevin's exciting rap career I wonder
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8 Nov 2006, 01:07
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pregnancy effects the hormones and she is doubtless a lady that few will contradict.
how terribly sad
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8 Nov 2006, 01:24
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I don't understand why leaving two children with a separated home and a custody battle is funny
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8 Nov 2006, 01:27
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Re: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
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did someone say custody battle?
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8 Nov 2006, 01:49
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Like Trident Missiles it was only a matter of time until Federline got dropped due to "irreconcilable differences".
File under "Toxic".
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8 Nov 2006, 02:16
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I see you!
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There's still a chance for furball after all then
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8 Nov 2006, 02:31
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Re: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
does anyone else find the thought of her pregnant sexy?
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8 Nov 2006, 02:36
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not really, no.
mind, i dont really find her all that sexy. Except perhaps in that first film clip - mind i was about 14 at the time :\
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8 Nov 2006, 02:37
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I see you!
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Why? Because you know someone's been there, done that? Not really..
Edit: UN sneaked in between.
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8 Nov 2006, 02:53
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i can't explain it, you either get it or you don't, wheres muslim he'll understand
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8 Nov 2006, 07:54
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Does this mean that he'll finally have to go out and look for a real job?
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8 Nov 2006, 10:24
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Re: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
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Does this mean that he'll finally have to go out and look for a real job?
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No, he'll just try to sell his story/home sex tapes.
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8 Nov 2006, 12:14
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Re: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
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Does this mean that he'll finally have to go out and look for a real job?
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His new CD sold only 4,500 in its first week, not even making the US Top 200.
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8 Nov 2006, 12:27
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At the end of the day, why does anyone really care?
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8 Nov 2006, 12:29
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Re: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
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Originally Posted by All Systems Go
At the end of the day, why does anyone really care?
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Because this is the age of the celebrity. If you don't believe me, just go read heat magazine.
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8 Nov 2006, 12:33
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Because this is the age of the celebrity. If you don't believe me, just go read heat magazine.
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I didn't realise you read Heat magazine. If you're lucky I might get you a subscription for christmas (if it's les than the stated secret santa amount). If not some other lucky boy or girl (let's face it, probably boy) will be the proud recipient of the super-generous gift.
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8 Nov 2006, 12:46
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Re: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
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At the end of the day, why does anyone really care?
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I would feel like a real faggot for just replying in this thread. Let alone starting one about the oh so interesting life of a oh so interesting celeb. What goes on in someone's mind before dropping this topic and even more interesting why the hell do you feel the need to name the thread 'hahahahahahahahaha'. what kind of lives do such people have is what i'm honestly asking myself.
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8 Nov 2006, 12:49
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I agree with Muscles McCoy, this is all really a bit much
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8 Nov 2006, 12:51
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Re: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
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I didn't realise you read Heat magazine. If you're lucky I might get you a subscription for christmas (if it's les than the stated secret santa amount). If not some other lucky boy or girl (let's face it, probably boy) will be the proud recipient of the super-generous gift.
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One of my (female) housemates may as well be a subscriber, she buys it every week. Once a week I usually get bored enough to have a flick through.
Sounds like you have issues
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8 Nov 2006, 12:56
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Sounds like you have issues
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I do, but not of womens magazines.
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8 Nov 2006, 13:55
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I read Heat magazine if someone else has bought it and it's lying around. It was often in the staffroom at work, and also having two sisters meant I was rarely out of touch with the exciting lives of celebrities.
It's escapism. Like watching soap operas. It allows you to turn your mind off, read the simple columns and look at the pretty pictures. You don't do it to expand your intellect or learn new things.
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8 Nov 2006, 15:00
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Re: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
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How will this affect Kevin's exciting rap career I wonder
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he asked for the divorce so he could get extra publicity for said career
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8 Nov 2006, 15:32
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Anyone who reads Heat magazine is an enemy of human civilisation.
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"irreconcilable differences"
offers on what those differences are ..
she has more money.
they press were more interested in photographing her than him.
she would not fund/listen to his music
she lost weight .. re-engaged what brain she had and realised he was just whoring her celebrity.
he had a *coyote ugly* moment when he saw her without make-up
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Originally Posted by Mistwraith
"irreconcilable differences"
offers on what those differences are ..
she has more money.
they press were more interested in photographing her than him.
she would not fund/listen to his music
she lost weight .. re-engaged what brain she had and realised he was just whoring her celebrity.
he had a *coyote ugly* moment when he saw her without make-up
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I'm betting on the last one
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18 Nov 2006, 04:06
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do not bump threads - you should know better
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Don't get me wrong, but this thread was on the front page about 4-5 threads down. TBH I hadn't even noticed the post date of the last post, and believe me the very fact that I think Britney Spears is a fat ugly heffer I have no desire to discuss her or make her popular lol.
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How will this affect Kevin's exciting rap career I wonder
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rofl
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