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1 Dec 2004, 13:34
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Insanely Insignificant
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I just ate...
... a mullerice. A banana one to be precise. Cold.
It both looks and tastes like pavement pizza.
Do these things taste any nicer heated up? I'm not entirely convinced someone hadn't eaten it before i opened the lid.
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1 Dec 2004, 13:38
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Motherfracker
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Re: I just ate...
No they ****ing ming
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1 Dec 2004, 14:06
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Cute Kitten
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Re: I just ate...
Is that the banana ones with 'ADDED GLUCOSE!!!!'
One of the few foodstuffs saying 'Look! We put in even MORE sugar! Arent we great!'
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1 Dec 2004, 14:08
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a little bit broken
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Re: I just ate...
dont eat them
they are very horrible and made entirely of plastic
i am nibbling on a gingerbread christmas tree biscuit
i bought several for the guys in the offices up and down the corridor at work
but one person is off sick
so i am going to eat two
its nice, it has smarties on.
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1 Dec 2004, 14:10
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Re: I just ate...
i wish i had food :-(
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1 Dec 2004, 14:14
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Re: I just ate...
I like Mullerrices
The purple one (sultana and nutmeg I think) is the best, and I prefer them cold.
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1 Dec 2004, 14:41
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: I just ate...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebany
Is that the banana ones with 'ADDED GLUCOSE!!!!'
One of the few foodstuffs saying 'Look! We put in even MORE sugar! Arent we great!'
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The very one.
I could feel my tooth enamel eroding as i chewed.
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1 Dec 2004, 16:02
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Re: I just ate...
Muller rice is made from the shit of Yorkshire terriers combined with the drunken vomit from a friday night club-goer.
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1 Dec 2004, 16:18
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Re: I just ate...
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Muller rice is made from the shit of Yorkshire terriers combined with the drunken vomit from a friday night club-goer.
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and that is the deluxe mullerice.
the thing that disturbed me in the mullerice adverts is the transsexual ships captain. you see this big broad (animated) bearded chap, and suddenly he starts singing in a pale blue female voice. ships captains should sound like dirty old men who want young children to get hold of their fish fingers.
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ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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1 Dec 2004, 16:20
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Gone
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Re: I just ate...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radical Edward
you see this big broad (animated) bearded chap, and suddenly he starts singing in a pale blue female voice.
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Kura?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radical Edward
ships captains should sound like dirty old men who want young children to get hold of their fish fingers.
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Agreed 100%.
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2 Dec 2004, 05:52
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Re: I just ate...
Mullerrice is like babyfood with 100% more sugar, added salt and no vitamins and nutrients.
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2 Dec 2004, 11:32
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Re: I just ate...
ive had to eat it a few times and i agree it mings more then ginger pubes, im not sure if its the plastic spoon i used, plastic container or the fact that its made of plastic but it tastes very plasticy its a mystery how they stay in business.
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2 Dec 2004, 12:42
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Re: I just ate...
In my language mulherice means "1.Something done by women, 2. A distinct idiosyncrasy related to women"
Now THAT is some crazy shit....
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2 Dec 2004, 12:53
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Re: I just ate...
if you mean what i think you mean: no, that stuff is just disgusting. eat a yoghourt.
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2 Dec 2004, 20:15
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Re: I just ate...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Kura?
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They couldnt afford my fee.
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2 Dec 2004, 20:17
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Clerk
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Re: I just ate...
The Muller Custard things (with jam) are actually pretty nice. But I wouldn't eat one of the rice things. I try not to eat anything that looks like sick. That's my policy.
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2 Dec 2004, 20:56
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Re: I just ate...
Mullerice tend not to be very nice. You need something with a very very strong flavour to overcome the sheer blandness and non tastiness of the rice itself.
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2 Dec 2004, 21:20
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Re: I just ate...
Wait wait... muller rice... I know muller from making pudding and yoghurt and milk based stuff... I know what rice is... is this something like what we call "rijstepap" (translates into: rice porridge)?
If that's what it is, then yes, it's gross when it's cold. Plus you're actually supposed to eat the stuff when it's hot (prolly not the mullerice variant).
1 vanilla stick
1 litre of milk
200 grammes of rice
a pinch of salt
sugar
butter
cinnamon
Open up the vanilla stick thingy and remove the inner contents.
Toss the vanilla stick and milk in a pan and heat it up until it boils.
Add the rice and salt and heat it up again until it boils.
Put the cooker on the lowest setting and leave it like that for about 10 minutes.
Stirr regularly to keep the porridge from burning.
Remove the vanilla stick from the pan.
Serve the porridge with a bit of butter and a touch of cinnamon.
If you leave the rice porridge to cool down you have rice pudding.
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2 Dec 2004, 23:47
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Re: I just ate...
i practically live of that stuff, but they don't seem to sell the cinnamon flavoured ones on your funny island
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3 Dec 2004, 00:01
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I dunno...
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Re: I just ate...
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
The Muller Custard things (with jam) are actually pretty nice. But I wouldn't eat one of the rice things. I try not to eat anything that looks like sick. That's my policy.
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My flatmate seems to have an obsession with concocting strange meals that always, always resemble the average (or not so average) puke.
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3 Dec 2004, 00:22
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Re: I just ate...
strawberry mullerrice is nice ((comedy mclusky option)) but all other flavours are horrible.
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3 Dec 2004, 00:41
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: I just ate...
Chocolate are the only flavour that i've found to be edible.
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