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Unread 17 Feb 2003, 00:12   #1
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Ok, after two nights of trying, I can now conclude that it is, actually, completely impossible to find a comfortable position to get it on, in a Ford Ka.

The car is just far far far too small for it to actually be possible. I mean, I'm 6 2", and about 155 pounds, so I'm not a small bloke, and although she isnt fat, shes not a small girl either.

Now then, even with the seats all the way forward, its not possible in the back seat, we tried everything you could imagine, there just wasnt a possible position we could get into.

Does anybody here have experience (very unlikely) of trying to get it off in a Ford Ka (even more unlikely) ?

Suggest some positions, damn you.
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sell Ford Ka, buy VW T2 bus

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Its not my car, I'd never drive a ****ing Ka ffs.
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get owner to sell ford ka, and convince him how unbelievably ace a VW bus is, then
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get owner to sell ford ka, and convince him
This statement mixed with the fact that Rids was trying to have sex in this car, could turn out to be very homosexual indeed.
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Re: Ford Ka's
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Does anybody here have experience (very unlikely) of trying to get it off in a Ford Ka (even more unlikely) ?


it depends how kinky she is.........

sadly, i'd probably get in trouble for posting a "suggestion" that worked..kinda.....
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it depends how kinky she is.........

sadly, i'd probably get in trouble for posting a "suggestion" that worked..kinda.....

you most certainly would


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it depends how kinky she is.........

sadly, i'd probably get in trouble for posting a "suggestion" that worked..kinda.....
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Re: Ford Ka's
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Ok, after two nights of trying, I can now conclude that it is, actually, completely impossible to find a comfortable position to get it on, in a Ford Ka.

The car is just far far far too small for it to actually be possible. I mean, I'm 6 2", and about 155 pounds, so I'm not a small bloke, and although she isnt fat, shes not a small girl either.

Now then, even with the seats all the way forward, its not possible in the back seat, we tried everything you could imagine, there just wasnt a possible position we could get into.

Does anybody here have experience (very unlikely) of trying to get it off in a Ford Ka (even more unlikely) ?

Suggest some positions, damn you.
Ever heard of parking somewhere nice and secluded, and trying it on the bonnet, or perhaps up against the boot or the doors, who says it has to be in the car?????

Also inside the car, why dont she just jump on top and ride you??????

Having had experience with cars, mostly large cars, but still that can get crowded..... like i said why not do it on the car.

Though i have been busy in a Mitsubishi Lancer before though..... and also on the bonnet of one of those, they are not the biggest cars either.
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Ever heard of parking somewhere nice and secluded, and trying it on the bonnet, or perhaps up against the boot or the doors, who says it has to be in the car?????

Also inside the car, why dont she just jump on top and ride you??????

Having had experience with cars, mostly large cars, but still that can get crowded..... like i said why not do it on the car.

Though i have been busy in a Mitsubishi Lancer before though..... and also on the bonnet of one of those, they are not the biggest cars either.
Well, I live in London.

This time of the year doing it out in the open would result in frostbite in some delicate places !

Also, bare in mind that finding somewhere secluded in London isnt the easiest of tasks either, we tried to drive somewhere secluded last night and ended up parking on the main road and just getting to it anyway, heh.
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Well, I live in London.

This time of the year doing it out in the open would result in frostbite in some delicate places !

Also, bare in mind that finding somewhere secluded in London isnt the easiest of tasks either, we tried to drive somewhere secluded last night and ended up parking on the main road and just getting to it anyway, heh.
I live in a semi Rural area not that far outside Sydney, though places that are secluded are not that hard to find, there should not be a hard place to find, or in the early hours of the morning things would be rather quiete.
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