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Unread 15 Mar 2003, 09:04   #1
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Oh no!! this happen - Katrina did come to clean and this was arranged, but she did bring flowers, some wine, and some cheese and pitta bread and lamb to make kebab. She was clean and her clothing it was pretty, and i said to her - i am happy you have come to clean for me, now i go out to dance and i see you later. She said - but it would be nice if i clean and then we could eat some kebab and drink some wine together no? I said - no, i am going out, now you clean. I go out then, but she cried, i no understand girl, i made her friend and agree her to clean, so why she sad??.

So i went out anyway to dance, in free I get, I know Stavross who work on tickets, and the Mayor, with who i know from village, he is owner, and in i seen many pretty girl, even then i met really pretty girl, she say name is Sharon and she come from Essex. I say to her (i am much skill in romancing) - hey you girl, i am greek waiter, i buy you drink and then i could kiss your lip. She say - aye chuck, buy us a pint of Cider and you can kiss me wherever you want. I say - that is great, i will kiss you on the beach. The it is agreed we drink and then go to beach to kiss.

Now we go to bar and Sharon pick up her handbag, but her friend say something like - hey slut thats my bag! Then Sharon other friend say - No way slag, thats my bag!. And right then they start big argue, and this is what crazy they all have same handbag!!??

They as they argue i think sad for Katrina, and that maybe i had been mean and should go see how she is with cleaning, so i did that. At home, it was late and Katrina she was gone, it was very tidy and she left note, it say this (the note say this) - Dear Stavross, i much enjoy to clean your place, and i make you kebab which is now in cupboard and i would like much to come tommorrow also and clean and it would be lovely if we could talk as well and have time for this. I putted flowers in a bottle as i see you no have vase, i hope you like them please. I hope you enjoy night out. Love Katrina.

What i done? Katrina say now she love me, it all wrong! Maybe today I talk serious with her, and maybe i see Sharon also again. I will also speak with mayor before he go Florida to meet with Mr Bush as he very wise. Perhaps i tell you my friend here what happen tommorrow.
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Unread 15 Mar 2003, 11:14   #2
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That actually made me laugh.
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Unread 15 Mar 2003, 11:59   #3
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At least Muslim is believable
Muslim is a gimmick?
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Unread 15 Mar 2003, 12:33   #4
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I actually do like this lad
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Unread 15 Mar 2003, 12:58   #5
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Unread 15 Mar 2003, 13:09   #6
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Unread 15 Mar 2003, 13:33   #7
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At least Muslim is believable

blasphemy.

its original, and amusing


gimmick of the week award for sure.

i may even start stickying the daily installments.
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Unread 15 Mar 2003, 13:35   #8
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blasphemy.

its original, and amusing


gimmick of the week award for sure.

i may even start stickying the daily installments.
As long as you also care to un-sticky them in their due time it's fine with me...

(And you are right)
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Unread 15 Mar 2003, 13:40   #9
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Ive rounded it down to 2 members who this gimmick belongs to

-Sword
-Kurashima

That is all

P.S. This is the funny
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Unread 15 Mar 2003, 13:42   #10
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Ive rounded it down to 2 members who this gimmick belongs to

-Sword
-Kurashima

That is all

P.S. This is the funny
SHAI GAR SB

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Unread 15 Mar 2003, 13:45   #11
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SHAI GAR SB

SHAI GAR
hes an outsider

i would put nodrog ahead of him, this one is less, obvious, than a shai gimmick, and it has had 4 threads without randomly shouting at the mods and admins for no reason
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Unread 15 Mar 2003, 20:07   #12
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This has "sword" written all over it.
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Unread 15 Mar 2003, 21:57   #13
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Ive rounded it down to 2 members who this gimmick belongs to

-Sword
-Kurashima

That is all

P.S. This is the funny
Not Guily M'Lud. Although i did do something along these lines ages ago, and it just didnt work.

Hence , im unlikely to ever find this particular one funny.
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Unread 16 Mar 2003, 00:35   #14
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That inded was some thing great.. I wish i was a greek waiter..

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Unread 16 Mar 2003, 14:04   #15
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blasphemy.

its original, and amusing


gimmick of the week award for sure.

i may even start stickying the daily installments.
If I where you I would have started a long time ago. This a possible reason I'm no mod.
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Unread 16 Mar 2003, 14:21   #16
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This is so 'El Pinto Grande'.







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Unread 16 Mar 2003, 16:46   #17
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Has anybody thought that it might be a true story, whit a true person etc?

Anyways, it hugely funny!
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