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7 Feb 2005, 19:54
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the ultimate sandwich
I'm going to make (what I consider to be) the ultimate sandwich. the problem is that I have a limited diet. Can anyone suggest what could go into this cooked sandwich? So far I have:
waffle
sausage
fish fingers
eggs
beefburger
corned beef
ham
chicken
turkey
ketchup
fish cake
bacon
cheese
toast
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7 Feb 2005, 20:02
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Godfather
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
lard
butter
grease
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7 Feb 2005, 20:03
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
heart attack on a bap by the sounds if it
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7 Feb 2005, 20:03
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I am.
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
about half a pound of rennie soft chews if you know what's good for you
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7 Feb 2005, 20:04
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Clerk
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
Is this all going inside one sandwhich?
Wouldn't it be quicker to just cut open your chest and pour acid onto your heart?
edit : pancakes
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7 Feb 2005, 20:07
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so f*cking zen
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
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7 Feb 2005, 20:28
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
Rub it on a wall, if it goes clear, it goes in.
I'd be interested to know why toast is a sandwich filling. I also think you need to name your efforts.
I also note that you have no beef that isn't corned or in a patty. Beef with a dusting of salt is gorgeous.
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7 Feb 2005, 20:40
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
I should add that this is a preliminary list. I am not quite sure which will make the final cut, although I might make a sandwich with every ingredient in it because I can.
the toast is going to be the bread, not a separate ingredient.
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7 Feb 2005, 20:41
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SiN HC
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
Stack it up and call it the tower of london. At the very least, swallowing it should rupture your neck and behead you.
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<InitHello> Gumbie: you are a wise and perceptive man
<Gumbie> hurray!
<Gumbie> about what?
<toot> of course at a cow
<toot> what do you think
<Tearz> I mean... like theres anythign else to do with a bazooka
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7 Feb 2005, 20:46
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
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Originally Posted by Dace
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I don't know which is more worrying, the sandwhich or the Eminem-esque spectre in the window.
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7 Feb 2005, 20:55
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
Dace that looks fit. Really fit.
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7 Feb 2005, 20:56
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so f*cking zen
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
It's not mine ... i was linked to it the other day *shrug*
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7 Feb 2005, 20:58
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Anal Crumb
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
Id still do you for it!
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7 Feb 2005, 20:58
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
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7 Feb 2005, 21:05
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Anal Crumb
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
That one just doesnt look edible
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7 Feb 2005, 21:09
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
Hi Idi
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7 Feb 2005, 22:47
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
wow.. that sandwich sounds good, i suggest you use subs like in those links that were provided, instead of the toast, so you can fit all those perfectly - then maybe bake it to make the subs crunchy
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7 Feb 2005, 22:52
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
I would make a Fish Finger, Bacon, Cheese and Ketchup sandwich.
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7 Feb 2005, 23:07
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so f*cking zen
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
The only kind of sandwich im interested in involves Jessica Alba, Kate Groombridge and me.
They'll be the bread.
And i'll be the filling*.
*id fill them good GOD DAMN IT!
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7 Feb 2005, 23:27
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
like that fag in the picture could eat any of that
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7 Feb 2005, 23:28
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so f*cking zen
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
Did you read the stuff he wrote?
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7 Feb 2005, 23:32
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
Quote:
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Did you read the stuff he wrote?
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7 Feb 2005, 23:33
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SiN HC
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
I like how the first size reference is a gamecube, and the second is an xbox. Made me laugh.
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7 Feb 2005, 23:40
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
I had a fried egg, hash brown and bacon sandwich the other day and I'm pretty sure that qualifies me for the Nobel Peace Prize right there.
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7 Feb 2005, 23:40
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
Quote:
Originally Posted by All Systems Go
I'm going to make (what I consider to be) the ultimate sandwich. the problem is that I have a limited diet. Can anyone suggest what could go into this cooked sandwich? So far I have:
waffle
sausage
fish fingers
eggs
beefburger
corned beef
ham
chicken
turkey
ketchup
fish cake
bacon
cheese
toast
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Two points:
1) No-one over the age of eight who is employed productively should have the time to make this type of sandwich
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2) A "limited diet"? Which ****ing diet is this? The Stay-Pufft diet?
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7 Feb 2005, 23:42
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Henry Kelly
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
More importantly, noone over the age of eight should be eating fish fingers.
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7 Feb 2005, 23:46
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
The "Ultimate" Sandwich is the simplest sandwich.
1 x Long Fresh Crusty Baguette
1 plate freshly grated mature cheddar
1 x pot of Sweet Pickle
1 Knife
1 Tub of Butter
Open Baguette , spread Butter on Baguette , add cheese , top with pickle, cut in half (unless you have a mouth the size of Cornwall).
Voila.
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7 Feb 2005, 23:58
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
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Originally Posted by pablissimo
I had a fried egg, hash brown and bacon sandwich the other day and I'm pretty sure that qualifies me for the Nobel Peace Prize right there.
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i have that exact sandwich every morning, i put mayonnaise on the hashbrown though so the fried egg wont slide out of the toast - also when i run out of bacon, fried bologna is the alternative
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8 Feb 2005, 00:08
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
the best sandwhich consits of:
bread, one slice of
ketchup, one big dollop of ("you know the big dollop's right")
bread, one more slice of
ketchup, one more big dollop of
bread, one final slice of.
now there is a good sandwhich
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8 Feb 2005, 00:14
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
My favourite sandwich is pretty simple really. Bread, lettuce, cucumber, ham, cheese and pickle.
mmmmm...
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8 Feb 2005, 00:34
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
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The only kind of sandwich im interested in involves Jessica Alba, Kate Groombridge and me.
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Man sandwich more like, am i rite?
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8 Feb 2005, 08:20
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
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Originally Posted by Demon Dave
the best sandwhich consits of:
bread, one slice of
ketchup, one big dollop of ("you know the big dollop's right")
bread, one more slice of
ketchup, one more big dollop of
bread, one final slice of.
now there is a good sandwhich
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but of course we don't eat like this any more.
do we dd....
because we're dieting.
aren't we dd...
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8 Feb 2005, 08:46
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
this is all very nice, but misses finesse.
We take
Chiabatta
Smoked Salmon
Lettuce
Brie
Fresh Dille
1 lemon
honey
white wine vinegar
olive oil
little bit of mustard
a tomato
we bake the chiabatta in the oven while we prepare all the ingredients, then take it out when it is nearly done, cut it open, put everything on the lettuce and squeeze some of the lemon over the salmon
back into the oven so the brie melts a bit and gets a nice brown color, et voilá, best sandwich ever.
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8 Feb 2005, 11:40
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
Basically the idea is to kill a pig, slice the corpse up into little pieces and put it all between two slices of bread.
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8 Feb 2005, 13:41
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
ITT we realise the internet is full of fatties
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8 Feb 2005, 14:12
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
ya cant beat a meatball sandwich from subway
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8 Feb 2005, 14:27
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
I think you should add some laxatives along with yahwe's rennie soft chews.
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8 Feb 2005, 14:39
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
Quote:
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ya cant beat a meatball sandwich from subway
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I was eating one an hour ago.
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8 Feb 2005, 14:53
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8 Feb 2005, 14:55
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
but of course we don't eat like this any more.
do we dd....
because we're dieting.
aren't we dd...
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no, unfortunatly we don't
damn diet and it's not allowing me the greatest sandwhich ever
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
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Revenez a la France.
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8 Feb 2005, 15:05
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
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Originally Posted by Demon Dave
no, unfortunatly we don't
damn diet and it's not allowing me the greatest sandwhich ever
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8 Feb 2005, 15:37
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
2 females mmmmm nice
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8 Feb 2005, 15:51
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Re: the ultimate sandwich
Crisp Sandwiches,. crunchy and occasionally lethal, beware putting hula hoops in bread.
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