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18 Nov 2004, 21:00
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Aardvark is a funny word
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**** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
Children in Need casual day tomorrow. So, being the charity-sprited soul that I am, i decide to do something fun and charitable. Decided to go in dressed as a pirate and go mute and get people to give me money by waving a bucket at them and so forth. Fun and what have you. Get home and what happens?
IT STARTS SODDING SNOWING. SNOWING A SODDING LOT.
even money on whether school is actually taking place at all tomorrow. Normally I'd be happy over such a matter, but i paid 40 quid to rent this sodding thing and i want to use it.
Gah.
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18 Nov 2004, 21:02
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
How do you mime
'Aaaaaaarrrrrrrr, Jim-lad'
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18 Nov 2004, 21:05
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
As all mimes need to be skinned alive, he should have done it with lots of blood and screaming
~Vaio~
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18 Nov 2004, 21:11
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
£40!?
I hope you're taking expenses out of your donations!
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18 Nov 2004, 21:11
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
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Originally Posted by Vaio
As all mimes need to be skinned alive, he should have done it with lots of blood and screaming
~Vaio~
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mime-screaming or real screaming?
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18 Nov 2004, 21:15
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Clerk
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
Snowing? Where do you live?
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18 Nov 2004, 21:17
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Bored
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
it's snowing over most of the midlands/yorkshire at the moment
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18 Nov 2004, 21:21
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
milton keynes. three inches on cars, an inch on roads.
and i'm not taking expenses; it's a damnably cool costume. and by 'go mute' i didn't mean 'mime' i meant, yknow, 'sponsored silence', only without sponsors because i'm disorganised.
DM, i write it down and thrust the paper at people.
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18 Nov 2004, 21:56
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Jolt's best friend
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
you need to train your parrot to ask them \o/
it's not snowing in york :/ bastards
-mist
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18 Nov 2004, 22:00
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Clerk
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
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Originally Posted by Phang
milton keynes.
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That explains quite a lot.
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18 Nov 2004, 22:31
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
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That explains quite a lot.
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in an 'it's snowing' sense or in a more generally barbed kind of a way?
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18 Nov 2004, 22:40
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
Why didnt you just donate £40 to the charity and save you and everyone else alot of time and hassle?
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18 Nov 2004, 22:46
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
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Why didnt you just donate £40 to the charity and save you and everyone else alot of time and hassle?
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because dressing up as a pirate is infinitely more fun?
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18 Nov 2004, 23:08
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so f*cking zen
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
Donate £37 to the charity and spend £3 on 3 litres of cheap cider.
You'll have more fun, your friends would think you're less of a dick and the charity would get more money.
EVERYONE WINS!
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18 Nov 2004, 23:43
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
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it's not snowing in york :/ bastards
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19 Nov 2004, 03:55
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
There was pretty heavy snow here in Birmingham for a while earlier on.
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19 Nov 2004, 09:24
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
I'd have thought the solution would be obvious.
Go outside, and LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT... wait... YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM roleplay it up in the snow. You may have wasted £40, but at least the costume got some air.
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19 Nov 2004, 17:45
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
everything turned out fine and it was quite warm and i raised 80 quid so take that people who favoured donating directly.
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19 Nov 2004, 18:22
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This is bat country
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
I dont get it..
what the **** is SO horrible about mimes?
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19 Nov 2004, 18:46
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so f*cking zen
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Re: **** You Britain, **** You Right In The Ear
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I dont get it..
what the **** is SO horrible about mimes?
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They blow people up in a horrible fashion.
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