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17 Nov 2004, 18:53
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e bay is really excelling itself lately
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17 Nov 2004, 18:56
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
I just laughed so loud, my sister has knocked on the door to see if im ok.
and current bidding is $3 million. I sense he wont get this one sold.
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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17 Nov 2004, 18:57
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cynic
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
thats just it, worryingly if you read further down, he reckons every potential buyer is ebay checked, the mind boggles
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17 Nov 2004, 19:00
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
thats just it, worryingly if you read further down, he reckons every potential buyer is ebay checked, the mind boggles
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Looking on his bidders list , there are a lot of "Administrative Cancellations" , at least 20 , and at least 50 retracted or cancelled bids.
This guy might actually genuinely get the cash from some nutjob wacko religious type.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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17 Nov 2004, 19:03
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cynic
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
yeah, e bay really seem to be taking an interest.
hehehehe
some people will buy anything
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17 Nov 2004, 19:05
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
I know I'd pay $3m for a 10 year old slice of grilled cheese.
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17 Nov 2004, 19:19
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
This has gained enormous media coverage in Florida.
A wit on the radio this morning ventured that 'If she gets that $50k, maybe she'll finally have enough money to get some teeth'
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17 Nov 2004, 19:22
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
This has gained enormous media coverage in Florida.
A wit on the radio this morning ventured that 'If she gets that $50k, maybe she'll finally have enough money to get some teeth'
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You were around when she was alive DM , is that a realistic interpretation of how she looked?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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17 Nov 2004, 19:25
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cynic
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
god damn kura that was quick
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17 Nov 2004, 19:32
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
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You were around when she was alive DM , is that a realistic interpretation of how she looked?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
It's a good thing this sandwich never turned up at your gaff, as the Roman Catholic Church would have been denied a holy relic about a picosecond after it arrived in your sausage-like fingers.
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17 Nov 2004, 19:33
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cynic
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
fight fight fight fight
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17 Nov 2004, 19:54
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
It's $3,000 not $3m.
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17 Nov 2004, 19:56
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
It's a good thing this sandwich never turned up at your gaff, as the Roman Catholic Church would have been denied a holy relic about a picosecond after it arrived in your sausage-like fingers.
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The concept of overpriced, stale food arriving on the Isle of Man and NOT being snapped up by a local retailer long before reaching the Shima household is exceptionally high.
Rather like the refractive index of the DM scalp.
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Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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17 Nov 2004, 20:03
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
The concept of overpriced, stale food arriving on the Isle of Man and NOT being snapped up by a local retailer long before reaching the Shima household is exceptionally high.
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Again , in English, preferably English that has been written by someone who knows the difference between 'concept' and 'chance', 'high' and 'low'. Cheers.
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17 Nov 2004, 20:06
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
Paging JP2.
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17 Nov 2004, 20:09
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Again , in English, preferably English that has been written by someone who knows the difference between 'concept' and 'chance', 'high' and 'low'. Cheers.
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"Blinky Blonky Blimey Guvna. Them Manx folk are thieving gypsies like, taking all the scran we give em and floggin it to unsuspecting punters. Its enough to give you a bleedin 'art attack".
Id translate into a more modern language for you (Latin), but i feel that Babelfish wouldnt do me any favours.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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17 Nov 2004, 20:09
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Paging JP2.
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You reckon he'd actually remember or know who he was?
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17 Nov 2004, 20:13
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
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You reckon he'd actually remember or know who he was?
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He has the cardinals there to remind him.
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17 Nov 2004, 20:15
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
"Blinky Blonky Blimey Guvna. Them Manx folk are thieving gypsies like, taking all the scran we give em and floggin it to unsuspecting punters. Its enough to give you a bleedin 'art attack".
Id translate into a more modern language for you (Latin), but i feel that Babelfish wouldnt do me any favours.
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Explain to me how a 'concept' can be 'exceptionally high', and don't try and give me any of that la-de-da jibber-jabber about how your argument was so intellectually advanced that it became elevated to an 'exceptionally high' plane.
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17 Nov 2004, 20:22
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
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Explain to me how a 'concept' can be 'exceptionally high', and don't try and give me any of that la-de-da jibber-jabber about how your argument was so intellectually advanced that it became elevated to an 'exceptionally high' plane.
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Is that a plane for shaving wood, or a jet plane, like that Supersonic Mach 10 thing that NASA launched last week.
Youre just so lacking in details DM. You need to spell it out for the good people of GD. Usually in words of 1 syllable.
And i really, seriously, want proof from Dictionary.Com that la-de-da is a single word.
(Translate "Exceptionally High" for "Unlikely" and it makes sense. Im sure last time i checked, a "Concept" was essentially an "Idea". Wait, why am i debating this with a man who was around when the English language was first spoken, its like sunbathing ON THE SUN. A bad idea that can be made even worse).
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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17 Nov 2004, 20:39
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
It's not Mary, it's Madonna
~Vaio~
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17 Nov 2004, 20:41
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
Kura teases old people for fun, the hateful bastard.
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17 Nov 2004, 20:45
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Kura teases old people for fun, the hateful bastard.
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I ****ing do not.
I tease everyone equally. Im not a hateful bastard, just a total bastard.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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17 Nov 2004, 20:47
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
Why didn't you just say
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The chance of me receiving food at my house is vanishingly small, like my vocabulary
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and we'd have been able to avoid all this messy, public squabbling.
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19 Nov 2004, 01:55
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
Am I the only one who finds it ironic that as proof of the divine power of this sandwich he cites his gambling winnings?
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19 Nov 2004, 06:05
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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19 Nov 2004, 10:50
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cynic
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
**** me she's ugly, thats what she must need the money for, plastic surgery, so she can attract a man and not go into her final years alone and unloved
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19 Nov 2004, 11:42
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
She looks like a cross between Jo Brand and Lilly Savage.
mmm...
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19 Nov 2004, 19:12
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: e bay is really excelling itself lately
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Eh? Whats that Sonny. I remember the war you know. The War of the Roses. In Those days, wed have cut your giblets out for not paying respect to your elders
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This is all getting very messy. Its not got the the same snap and pizzazz that it had when it began, and its starting to stray into "My dad is bigger than your dad" territory.
Shall we agree a "Roadmap to Peace" and work towards a balanced settlement that benefits both sides? Perhaps turning out attention towards insulting the younger, n00bish members of the community?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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