Planetarion Forums - The harsh truth about NOS!

DrunkenViking · 29 Oct 2003, 00:39

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Originally Posted by Nadar

No, I am not one of them.. but I once was and I know a hell of a lot better than you do! You're such a sad sad boy..

I'm one of them, amusing thread btw Eskimo....
However i've been a part of ND aswell, and know many of the good ppl there. And i simply don't recognise this whining from when i were there....
BTW. if you check under the link in game called "universe" then "alliance" you'll see that attacking an alliance ranked around the same place as you is not actually bashing.... However earlier i would believe that an alliance ranked around #10 attacking the alliance ranked #1 in a time where powerblocks do not exsist would commit a clean suicide.... hello G-II r3 :-)
So u see: Safing one attack per week to give some of the smaller nossers something to feed on is not such a bad thing, it's more a way for smaller members to earn their alliancepoints and to be included into the game.

I love theese amusing threads

Eskimo · 29 Oct 2003, 00:49

Look.
I havent been attacked the past 3 weeks. My galaxy hasn't been attacked in a long while either. In fact, even if we got attacked, I wouldn't give a fcuk about who's attacking us. I dont give a crap about whats happening in this universe (seeing how you seem to refer to bashing out of nowhere*. All I wanted to do was post something that would amuse/annoy people and I seem rather succesful at both. I dont know even know shit about NoS.

*noone mentioned bashing before m8

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Originally Posted by DrunkenViking

However i've been a part of ND aswell, and know many of the good ppl there. And i simply don't recognise this whining from when i were there....

The only 'whining' thats happening on this thread is from the numbskulls who keep telling me my post is so wrong on many points. GEE, NoS REALLY isnt fulled with evil scumbags trying to make our lives as miserable as possible? I NEVER WOULDVE GUESSED.

If you browse through the thread, you'll notice theres only a single person who's participating in the flame war I intended to pull off. ND can perfectly distinguish pranks from seriousness and respond accordingly. Can't be said about everyone it seems *cough* nadar *cough*

Auro · 29 Oct 2003, 03:18

Hey man. I'm a Social Democrat, not a Communist

/me puts away his communist party membership card

Yer ain't seen a thing, kid, ya hear?

Aryn · 29 Oct 2003, 04:27

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Originally Posted by Eskimo

p.s. smelly NoS dogs used their shady connections to corrupted forum moderators to get this thread deleted twice.
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i haven't read the rest of the thread yet.. but i'd like to clear one thing up
you deleted your first two threads YOURSELF.
don't try to frame the mods ta.

Aryn · 29 Oct 2003, 04:32

ok now i read it
NoS owns you :\

Barrow|Pony · 29 Oct 2003, 05:09

This thread has similar characteristics as the "The harsh truth about CHRISTIANITY!"

Faberius · 29 Oct 2003, 06:23

Certainly I enjoy any posts with the MSS parodies...but now I'm going to have to find out what prompted it! :-p

Dingo · 29 Oct 2003, 07:02

Eskimo,

The doctor phoned and wants you to know that they have decided to double your medication since you seem to be showing signs of greater mental breakdown than normal.

Until it arrives, just lie down and keep telling yourself that the little voices in your head are not really going to hurt you if you don't keep posting this crap.

Eskimo · 29 Oct 2003, 07:58

THE VOICES TELL ME YOU ARE TRYING TO TRICK ME. NOS PROBABLY SABOTAGED MY BED AND SOFA SO IT THEY BLOW UP ONCE I LIE DOWN. JUST LIKE THE COMMIES USED TO SABOTAGE MY DRINKING WATER. BUT I STOPPED DRINKING. HAH!
I'LL NEVER LIE DOWN AGAIN

TehVader · 29 Oct 2003, 08:34

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Originally Posted by dabult

Can I reply too?

Do I have to 'pick sides' ?

Remember that you'll get 7 virgins and all the beer you want in the afterlife if you pick our side!

Eskimo · 29 Oct 2003, 08:37

whereas you'll only receive anal services and herpes (and probably catch a cold too) when you choose their side

Darkness · 29 Oct 2003, 08:43

we are tha pure EVIL \o/
we take your women and roids
we rape, plunder and steal
we finish off your ships
we wear bras when noone is watching
we are so bad, satan asked for some NoS help down in hell
we eat babys
we took all the evilness from Fury and Legion and combined it to reach this level of beeing bad
.
.
.

i´d tell a few more, but i think U got the idea

Darkness · 29 Oct 2003, 08:45

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Originally Posted by TehVader

Remember that you'll get 7 virgins and all the beer you want in the afterlife if you pick our side!

we can offer masses of ultra hot hell bunnys and whiskey ....

Darkness · 29 Oct 2003, 08:48

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Originally Posted by Eskimo

whereas you'll only receive anal services and herpes (and probably catch a cold too) when you choose their side

damn ... everyone knows Kappeh it seems ....

Kal · 29 Oct 2003, 09:53

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Originally Posted by TehVader

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Originally Posted by dabult
Can I reply too?

Do I have to 'pick sides' ?
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Remember that you'll get 7 virgins and all the beer you want in the afterlife if you pick our side!

but i allready offered him and all of hirr eternal life and salvation

Nadar · 29 Oct 2003, 10:08

Eskimo, you're the fool posting such crap on forums.. If it ain't serious, just leave it out of forums then! I know most threads in here is pure BS, but that doesn't give you a reason to make a thread even worse than the others.
I always thought of ND as alliance nice people in it, but that changed now.. Now I know there's at least 1 big ass in there ^^

Xeno · 29 Oct 2003, 11:05

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Originally Posted by Xandria

what about me??? where is my love???

I'm right here, honey. Have no fear!

Xeno

Crazeh · 29 Oct 2003, 14:54

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Originally Posted by Eskimo

*snip*

ROFLMAO

Maybe Im childish, but that surely made me laugh...

/me throws a snowball at Eskimo

dabult · 29 Oct 2003, 14:55

So many offers...so little time...

Seth Mace · 29 Oct 2003, 15:10

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All I wanted to do was post something that would amuse/annoy people and I seem rather succesful at both. I dont know even know shit about NoS.

&

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The only 'whining' thats happening on this thread is from the numbskulls who keep telling me my post is so wrong on many points.

If you browse through the thread, you'll notice theres only a single person who's participating in the flame war I intended to pull off. ND can perfectly distinguish pranks from seriousness and respond accordingly. Can't be said about everyone it seems *cough* nadar *cough*

You my son, are a

Felagund · 29 Oct 2003, 16:25

Eskimo u knew lot of ppl in NoS from old days i doubt u said all those things seriously

/me spanks Eskimo

Btw try to edit the post title is NoS not NOS :P

TehVader · 29 Oct 2003, 16:42

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Originally Posted by KalVirtus

but i allready offered him and all of hirr eternal life and salvation

That's unfair :/
I'll have to call for reinforcements. FoxTrot and Tic will be my saviours!

Oh and dabult, you know that's only a part of what you get right? You can choose from alot of other things aswell but those everyone gets

And to Nadar, sorry that Eskimo's sense of humor doesn't comply with yours but just remember to not judge everyone by his standards as he's wacko, but we're wackier

Eskimo · 29 Oct 2003, 17:07

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Originally Posted by Nadar

Eskimo, you're the fool posting such crap on forums.. If it ain't serious, just leave it out of forums then! I know most threads in here is pure BS, but that doesn't give you a reason to make a thread even worse than the others.
I always thought of ND as alliance nice people in it, but that changed now.. Now I know there's at least 1 big ass in there ^^

Still looks to me it took you quite a while to figure out what the real intention of the thread was. It's ok. After all, not everyone can be gifted with an IQ* which is higher than the average room temperature.

"If it ain't serious, leave it out of forums then!"
Yes, cynical and other non-serious posts are clearly against the forums rules. Try again m8.

What do you base me being an ass on? You judge me for attempting to bring humour into some people's lifes. This has clearly offended you a lot. Go castrate yourself and join a monastry.

* before anyone replies with the oh so obvious "yeah yours isnt". Please dont. It only shows how predictable and uncomplicated you are.

EDIT: ffs this thread is making my average posts per day jump from 0.02 to 0.03 - My spotless record is ruined

OlaTa · 29 Oct 2003, 17:43

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Originally Posted by Waku

ND > NoS

agreed, GO ponies

OlaTa · 29 Oct 2003, 17:46

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Originally Posted by TehVader

Remember that you'll get 7 virgins and all the beer you want in the afterlife if you pick our side!

Vader, gimme those virgins now !!
i will take that beer later

Barrow|Pony · 29 Oct 2003, 18:12

Hm.

I believe I've successfully summed up the feeling of the entire PA community, especially Dingo and Kal, with my latest visual creation of wonderment.

Feast, my children, and imbibe your mind with the festive and palatable hues that are Barrow.

www24.brinkster.com/sirfropalot/bleh.jpg

To view this image graced by the gods, one must click the link, then remove the "http://". It works, Moses said so.

Seth Mace · 29 Oct 2003, 18:18

Eskimo, you are also causing my post count to rise fs:P

Did no1 tell you sarcasim doesnt work on the internet unless you know the person really well?(christ, especially on ADs) If you hardly know NoS, then why are you takin the p1ss outta them? Yer sure, you are just messin but clearly you arent friendly enough with NoS to get away with it?

It's like, you slag them off, get some negative feedback from your joke - then you get really defensive and start slaggin them for not understanding it?

Now you've made me go on ffs!

Archi · 29 Oct 2003, 19:00

Hahahaha I think Eskimo wants to apply for the Iraqi Information Minister position! I am going to have to razz my ND gm8 over this one

TehVader · 29 Oct 2003, 19:06

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Originally Posted by OlaTa

Vader, gimme those virgins now !!
i will take that beer later

You'll get them tonight, but I want some proof before you get that beer!

[i2k]Xy · 29 Oct 2003, 22:08

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Originally Posted by General1

I join the holy war against the unbelievers of NOS

Its NoS, not NOS, u piece of shite

Do u ever learn?

Barrow|Pony · 29 Oct 2003, 22:43

It's "shit" not "shite".

ND - the alliance of world class spelling. (Riddim aside :P)

[i2k]Xy · 29 Oct 2003, 22:56

*bump*

TehVader · 29 Oct 2003, 23:40

And if you don't get a connection in your apartment soon I'm going to have to visit you and kill whoever's responsible for that insanity Barrow :/

WipeOut · 29 Oct 2003, 23:53

The very sad thing is, that Eskimo's description of NoS' current military capabilities is yet an understatement.

I did think it was worth a chuckle, and Nads is the sweetest bloke to stand up for NoS, even when there was no need

btw, long time no see old friend, how are you Eskimo?
Pop me a pm.

WipeOut · 29 Oct 2003, 23:57

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Originally Posted by ]Darkness[

damn ... everyone knows Kappeh it seems ....

I certainly hold some rights in NoS' anal dep. as well I should think?

Lerxst · 30 Oct 2003, 08:05

I do fear so Wipey, but you're not famous for displaying your pubic crabs and... awwww... here I go again.

KoRnNut · 30 Oct 2003, 08:07

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Originally Posted by Barrow|Pony

Hm.

I believe I've successfully summed up the feeling of the entire PA community, especially Dingo and Kal, with my latest visual creation of wonderment.

Feast, my children, and imbibe your mind with the festive and palatable hues that are Barrow.

www24.brinkster.com/sirfropalot/bleh.jpg

To view this image graced by the gods, one must click the link, then remove the "http://". It works, Moses said so.

Nazis?

hmm....hmm....

hmmm.....hmmmm......

err.....

hmmm....

:/

Kal · 30 Oct 2003, 09:23

/me is confused.... how does that sum up my feelings :/

The_Fish · 30 Oct 2003, 13:16

got rid of the commies? we are soon to be 'The Peoples Republic of NewDawn'

It was gonna happen this round, but evul beste stopped it... he's soon to be 'disposed of' however.

PS WAR againt NoS

TehVader · 30 Oct 2003, 13:30

Hush Fisheh, they don't know of our evil plan yet...

Darkness · 30 Oct 2003, 13:48

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Originally Posted by The_Fish

got rid of the commies? we are soon to be 'The Peoples Republic of NewDawn'

It was gonna happen this round, but evul beste stopped it... he's soon to be 'disposed of' however.

PS WAR againt NoS

we are waiting

DrunkenViking · 30 Oct 2003, 14:09

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Originally Posted by Xeno

I'm right here, honey. Have no fear!

Xeno

You trying to steal my honeybunny????
/me emptys a can of NoS evilness and throws it at Xeno.....

Xeno · 30 Oct 2003, 15:04

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Originally Posted by DrunkenViking

You trying to steal my honeybunny????
/me emptys a can of NoS evilness and throws it at Xeno.....

If only you knew, my friend, if only you knew...

That being said, I should emphasize the fact that I've been totally immune to the evhulness of NoS since round 4 when Dingo on numerous occasions failed to get my roids. We ended up as galmates a couple of rounds later (HELO LAETITIA) - need I say more?

Xeno

The_Fish · 30 Oct 2003, 18:00

waiting? you should be waiting, quaking in your boots

Nadar · 30 Oct 2003, 19:10

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Originally Posted by Eskimo

Still looks to me it took you quite a while to figure out what the real intention of the thread was. It's ok. After all, not everyone can be gifted with an IQ* which is higher than the average room temperature.

You're totally wrong, room temperature is NOT 150 celsius degrees!

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Originally Posted by Eskimo

"If it ain't serious, leave it out of forums then!"
Yes, cynical and other non-serious posts are clearly against the forums rules. Try again m8.

You know yourself?

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Originally Posted by Eskimo

What do you base me being an ass on? You judge me for attempting to bring humour into some people's lifes. This has clearly offended you a lot. Go castrate yourself and join a monastry.

You attempted bringing humour into ppls life? hehe.. that one was quite funny actually

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Originally Posted by Eskimo

* before anyone replies with the oh so obvious "yeah yours isnt". Please dont. It only shows how predictable and uncomplicated you are.

Talking about urself again eh?

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Originally Posted by Eskimo

EDIT: ffs this thread is making my average posts per day jump from 0.02 to 0.03 - My spotless record is ruined

I have no idea what to post for this one, but I could at least call u a spamm0r

btw, lo wipey, ofc I stand up for NoS, it's like my mommah u know

The_Fish · 30 Oct 2003, 19:43

no wonder you're an ugly twat then \o/

Aryn · 30 Oct 2003, 19:55

it was funny while it lasted

[RB]gwyn · 30 Oct 2003, 20:25

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Originally Posted by ]Darkness[

we are tha pure EVIL \o/
we eat babys

i´d tell a few more, but i think U got the idea

/me spanks darkie!!

AHEM!! you eat babys do ya :P
damnit why did ya not tell me