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8 Jan 2004, 21:47
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Has Soup On His Head
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Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
This has been crying out to be done. I shall start you off with
DM IS SO OLD, HIS STOOL SAMPLES HAVE TO BE CARBON DATED
DM IS SO OLD, HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE HAS EXPIRED
DM IS SO OLD, HIS PASSPORT IS IN CUNEIFORM
And now , this thread is open to GD. Give it your best guys n gals.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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8 Jan 2004, 21:50
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old, he's new.
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8 Jan 2004, 21:52
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Klaatu barada nikto
Join Date: Mar 2000
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old that "DM is so old threads" are so old.
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8 Jan 2004, 21:54
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old that his pc had the centennial bug.
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8 Jan 2004, 21:56
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, Mr. Fluffie
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old he could be your father.
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8 Jan 2004, 21:57
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old his age is greater than yours.
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8 Jan 2004, 21:57
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old he could be Gandalf's father
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8 Jan 2004, 22:12
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by xtothez
DM is so old his age is greater than yours.
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Winner. Close thread.
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8 Jan 2004, 22:20
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flavius
Someone de-officialized my Unofficial Offical Thread of Official Threads Thread
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Flavius, please dont be shit tonight. Im really tired and may end up having to properly mod you for once.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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8 Jan 2004, 22:26
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Oh Canada!
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old, he used to gang bang with the Flintstone's
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8 Jan 2004, 23:03
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old, he probably watched Adam have gay sex with Eve.
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8 Jan 2004, 23:06
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Androme2
DM is so old, he probably watched Adam have gay sex with Eve.
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I think you mean 'Steve'.
ps.
Kura, anything you want to tell us?
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8 Jan 2004, 23:11
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Cute and cuddly
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
Dead Meat is so old he can stretch his skin into a trampoline
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8 Jan 2004, 23:17
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Lurker
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old, he can't remember where he put his keys.
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Requiescat In Pace Methuselah
"Keep The Faith"
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8 Jan 2004, 23:20
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IRC Lackey
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old, he has a doomsday pension book
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
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8 Jan 2004, 23:20
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old, he has already seen every possible 'age' joke, and can now, ironically, reply with 'old'.
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8 Jan 2004, 23:23
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old, he refers to cave paintings as Modern Art
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8 Jan 2004, 23:31
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BlueTuba
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old
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8 Jan 2004, 23:32
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old, that when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND THE HOld on a second
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9 Jan 2004, 04:25
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Damn Dog
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
(i stole mine from a joke website and cleverly edited it to fit)
Yo DM is so old bricks fall out of her
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9 Jan 2004, 04:32
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Banned
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
DM is so old he his walking stick needs help getting up in the morning lol
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9 Jan 2004, 04:33
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Damn Dog
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
dm is so old that he's probably got senile dementia or something and probably pisses himself all the time too.
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9 Jan 2004, 09:49
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
I'm so old I find this funny
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9 Jan 2004, 11:14
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Official "DM Is So Old ...... " thread
Actually, kura has come up with quite a few good ones over the last few days. Bravo
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