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9 Feb 2005, 15:49
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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In the interest of relieving bordom, promoting discussion and having a general perv over other peoples sex lives...
How would you rate your own and your current/most recent partners sexual adventurousness? (yes its a word)
a) Virginal
b) Timid
c) Confident Yet Restrained
d) Lights on, Socks off, Every-Day Shagger
e) Tried Most Things
f) Liked Them All
g) The Porn Industry Asks Me For Tips
Personally it would be
e) for me
b) boardering on c) for my recent ex.
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9 Feb 2005, 15:52
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(c) probably
We're not together anymore though
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9 Feb 2005, 15:58
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Choice of Whacker sir?
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for me
d) until recently when we realised our whole relationships isn't built on sex alone
for gf
e)
she has defineltey higher sex drive than me (has pros and cons)
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9 Feb 2005, 16:01
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d) and g)
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9 Feb 2005, 16:09
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I just realised it was pancake day yesterday.
I suppose I'll have to wait 364 days until I can have pancakes, now
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9 Feb 2005, 16:14
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c) (but not restrained), e) and f)
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9 Feb 2005, 16:15
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Restrained makes it sound like you're using handcuffs or something during sex.
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9 Feb 2005, 16:17
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Belgarath The Sorcerer
c) (but not restrained), e) and f)
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So there was three of you in this particular incident?
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Originally Posted by tomkat
Restrained makes it sound like you're using handcuffs or something during sex.
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Hmmm,point taken. Reserved might have been more appropriate. But hey, it makes c) sounds like a lot more fun
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9 Feb 2005, 17:01
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Bored
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i'm e / f
but my last girlfriend was more c / d
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9 Feb 2005, 18:28
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e/f
its the only way to be
unless your a communist
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9 Feb 2005, 18:38
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I am.
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then what pornography teaches us of librarians is true
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9 Feb 2005, 19:02
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d for me and b for my ex
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9 Feb 2005, 19:03
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Has Soup On His Head
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E) bordering on F). Which is worrying.
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9 Feb 2005, 19:05
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cynic
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why is that worrying?
and yahwe, i will have you know that i'm the only sex obsessed librarian i have ever come across (although if i had come across any others.... no, wait, i refuse to make that joke :/)
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9 Feb 2005, 19:06
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The last time I had sex I was asked to put my finger in her ass. So f and g for her and e but not f for me.
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9 Feb 2005, 19:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
The last time I had sex I was asked to put my finger in her ass. So f and g for her and e but not f for me.
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You are aware of the reason for Finger in the Ass , arent you?
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9 Feb 2005, 19:10
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
why is that worrying?
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Because technically, by the time i hit 30 , im supposed to be 12 years past my sexual peak and on a downward slide. Instead i seem to be having more sex than ever and better sex than ever. I think its the lack of peer pressure now, and the fact that the internet has taught me all the things that I SHOULDNT do (In stark contrast to JGB's lovelife). Hence, im constantly worn out
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9 Feb 2005, 19:13
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cynic
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nah, men are meant to peak in their mid to late 20's and women in their mid to late 30's
the reason everyone assumes that men peak when they are 18 is cos of the fact that they want to **** like rabbits every 5 minutes
but by the time you hit 25 you should have reached your stride and know how to make the whole thing generally better all round for both invloved parties (or even all involved parties)
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9 Feb 2005, 19:14
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
You are aware of the reason for Finger in the Ass , arent you?
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No kura I am not. Please enlighten me with reference to your vast experience in the strange ways of the fairer sex.
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9 Feb 2005, 19:16
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cynic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
No kura I am not. Please enlighten me with reference to your vast experience in the strange ways of the fairer sex.
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it can make them come like ****ing banshees if done correctly
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9 Feb 2005, 19:24
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the Sacred Pervert
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im very timid when not restrained, mostly confident, i keep the lights on except when she gets in those odd can-you-turn-the-lights-off moods, sometimes i forget to remove my socks on one-nighters, my longest dry spell was 4 days - but usually gets laid everyday because each girlfriend that i date overlap each other (girl_a____girl a and b____girl_b then some girl_c's, d's and f's, etc in the middle somewhere - when girl_a gets dumped/dumps me, then girl_b becomes girl_a and so on and so forth) - i tried most things if not all, and i loved them all, and finally, the porn industry will never ask me for tips because i have a small dick
ill be whoring away till i find THE ONE - but by that time ill probably have aids or something, so who cares..
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9 Feb 2005, 19:30
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Bored
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Quote:
Originally Posted by demiGOD
i have a small dick.
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That explains a lot!
oh and by girl a, do you mean your left hand and by girl b your right?
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9 Feb 2005, 19:31
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Has Soup On His Head
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No kura I am not. Please enlighten me with reference to your vast experience in the strange ways of the fairer sex.
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RR beat me to the explanation. Im also advised (though ive not tried it, as i genuinely dislike oral sex) that when a man is receiving oral relief, that if the girl inserts her fingers in his anus, it increases the intensity of his ejaculation.
Thats one for someone here to try and report back.
Although it wont be Dace.
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9 Feb 2005, 19:34
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i hasten to add that it wont be me either
however, there are enough gays on this forum, surely one of them can confirm/deny?
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9 Feb 2005, 19:34
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Bored
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
RR beat me to the explanation. Im also advised (though ive not tried it, as i genuinely dislike oral sex) that when a man is receiving oral relief, that if the girl inserts her fingers in his anus, it increases the intensity of his ejaculation.
Thats one for someone here to try and report back.
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I didn't like it didn't let her do it for long though.
oh also - by inserting said finger in the girl, it tightens the main entrance too.
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9 Feb 2005, 19:40
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the Sacred Pervert
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
That explains a lot!
oh and by girl a, do you mean your left hand and by girl b your right?
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girls p and q are my left hand and my right hand - and yes i do have a small dick, thats why i refuse to believe that there is a god
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9 Feb 2005, 19:43
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
the main entrance
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"You are divorced, divorced, divorced"
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9 Feb 2005, 19:50
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stew has changed his avatar
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9 Feb 2005, 19:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Im also advised (though ive not tried it, as i genuinely dislike oral sex) that when a man is receiving oral relief, that if the girl inserts her fingers in his anus, it increases the intensity of his ejaculation.
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I believe this is true, however it is not my favoured method. Also the finger in the womans ass works best if you are fingering the other side as well
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9 Feb 2005, 19:58
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Bored
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
"You are divorced, divorced, divorced"
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Dunno why, that sounded normal in my head.
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9 Feb 2005, 20:16
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Quote:
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You are aware of the reason for Finger in the Ass , arent you?
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jonny's girlfriends all have prostates.
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9 Feb 2005, 20:25
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarina_Joy
I believe this is true, however it is not my favoured method. Also the finger in the womans ass works best if you are fingering the other side as well
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"Rutting"
If youre good enough, you dont even have to use your hands
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9 Feb 2005, 20:32
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Quote:
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however, there are enough gays on this forum, surely one of them can confirm/deny?
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confirm.
i suppose b for both.
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10 Feb 2005, 05:02
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Pretend Faggot
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Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
i hasten to add that it wont be me either
however, there are enough gays on this forum, surely one of them can confirm/deny?
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Confirm.
also a)
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10 Feb 2005, 10:31
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(c) for me I guess, (b) for my girlfriend.
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10 Feb 2005, 17:41
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The finger works, although counter intutively the best sensations are produced when the finger is drawn outwards which is the exact opposite emphasis of what you will commonly be trying to apply with your other hand (where the inward motions often produce more marked results) so a modicum of practice is needed to achieve the most dramatic results.
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10 Feb 2005, 17:57
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d) for me and a f) for ma g/f, randy she is.. yay
anyway, the finger in the ass thing, it just made me feel proper weird and so i moved so she had 2 take it out
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10 Feb 2005, 18:44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by slick
anyway, the finger in the ass thing, it just made me feel proper weird and so i moved so she had 2 take it out
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Slick: Hey will you do something for me?
GF: what?
Slick: While we're having sex can you stick your finger up my arse?
GF: umm.... ok... why?
Slick: The guys on GD said it felt nice.
GF: !?!?!?!? that raises so many questions.
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10 Feb 2005, 19:42
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Last Of The Soul Reaver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
Slick: Hey will you do something for me?
GF: what?
Slick: While we're having sex can you stick your finger up my arse?
GF: umm.... ok... why?
Slick: The guys on GD said it felt nice.
GF: !?!?!?!? that raises so many questions.
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Actually it happened about 2 yrs ago.... i try not tho think about it.
Thank you for airing my cupboard
*Shudders*
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10 Feb 2005, 20:49
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d), e) and f) is pretty much for both me & my girlfriend.
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10 Feb 2005, 21:58
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Where do you ****ers find these girls eh?
Heh.
Clearly I've been deprived.
Oh and the finger in the guy's ass is ment to stimulate the prostate and hence give a super powerful orgasm. Do you lot think gay guys take it up the arse out of selflessness?
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10 Feb 2005, 23:20
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a or b
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10 Feb 2005, 23:30
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Clerk
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Where do you ****ers find these girls eh?
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While it's nice to have a girl who is willing to try new things (or at least, do what you tell her to do) I can't really see the appeal of a partner who has been round the block so many times they're unfazed by anything.
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Where do you ****ers find these girls eh?
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I think a lot of them are exaggerating. There's "trying most things", then there's "trying most things".
I've done dressing up, tying up, spanking, anal, outdoors, exhibitionist, blindfolded, moving vehicle, taken pictures of each other.
I still wouldn't class myself as having tried most things though. I haven't, for instance, filmed myself having sex, or had a threesome, or had sex in a train, or joined the mile-high club, or a whole host of other things.
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Have you had sex with men TomKat?
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d.
i think i'm more of a b/c though.
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11 Feb 2005, 09:01
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text sucks.. i keep mis-reading a) as vaginal -then i go 'what the hell is that supposed to mean' - maybe because its 3am and im drunk
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C/E for me, D for her.
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
While it's nice to have a girl who is willing to try new things (or at least, do what you tell her to do) I can't really see the appeal of a partner who has been round the block so many times they're unfazed by anything.
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Well I agree that it's better, but I've tended to find that the girls I've gone out with were of the more restrained "refusing to do anything but straight sex" kinda variety and wouldn't deviate from that very often if at all.
*shrug*
Still, would prefer a virgin to a porn star any day. But something in the middle is quite alright I guess.
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