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31 Oct 2007, 01:08
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Declaration of war!
** News Alert from the Viking headquarters **
This is the Vikings of the galaxy, due to some mushroom trips we were able to foresee the future, and would have to react on some thing that still has not happened, but we foresee it as a possible future outcome, so the only decent thing we needed to do was to react before this possibility becomes a reality. The time space continuum will crumble unless someone steps up to the plate to fight against the oppression from the smelly eta 12 fleets.
So as of tick 1, TGV is declaring war on F-Crew.
We hope that everyone sees the necessity of this move by us and understand that we have a perfectly good reason to do this. The war will be fought on the beaches, on the bridges, on the discotheques and on various other stages where war can be waged. TGV will take prisoners, dismantle their civility and force them to grow beards!
The Universe says we need to do this, and since the universe is so much bigger than us, we must obey.
Uberdarklord and leader of the minions of evil and accursed vikings that refuse to shave, or do other nasty clean things.
Kargool of The Galactic Vikings
PS. everyone is invited, and yes, there will be cake. Do remember to wipe off your feet before leaving the house though.
PPS. This is an statement released by the staff of Kargool's head office. As the announcement of war has not been discussed with any other HC's of the alliance TGV, there might be a chance that this war might be revoked at tick 2.
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31 Oct 2007, 01:25
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Re: Declaration of war!
Kargool u are one crazy mofo but god dammit it just might work. I have spoken with Shiva, Buddha, Odin, Mohamed, Jesus, Haile Sellassie, and Puff The Magic Dragon, they are all of the opinion that they are on our side. I spoke with Tom Cruise and he says the Scientologists are against us and Joseph Smith says the Mormons will join us if we marry our cousins.
I say we let the Mormons go, my cousins are butt ugly. I have a call in to John Travolta nad I think i can convince him to overrule Cruise and get the Scientologists onside.
I think this should guarantee the win but other than that high activity might help us.
Hehe, that last bit was just a joke.
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31 Oct 2007, 01:32
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Jazz Man
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Re: Declaration of war!
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Originally Posted by Kargool
We hope that everyone sees the necessity of this move by us and understand that we have a perfectly good reason to do this.
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Because Wakey keeps kicking your arse on PD?
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PPS. This is an statement released by the staff of Kargool's head office. As the announcement of war has not been discussed with any other HC's of the alliance TGV, there might be a chance that this war might be revoked at tick 2.
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31 Oct 2007, 07:49
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I see you!
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Re: Declaration of war!
We all know you'll end up raping your own alliance, Kargool
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31 Oct 2007, 10:22
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The brother of Spammer
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kargool
** News Alert from the Viking headquarters **
Uberdarklord and leader of the minions of evil and accursed vikings that refuse to shave, or do other nasty clean things.
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That how I could detect a tgv prelaunch fleet without Jumpgate scans.
The au natural smell was just too over powering.
Picture the F-crew DCs shouting...
Def call from DC... "soap bars needed eta 7"
Def offer from member... "got a can of lynx that can do eta 7 my bath tub just cant do the eta, if that is any use"
DC "Thats not gonna cover it he hasn't washed in 5 days"
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31 Oct 2007, 10:46
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Kitty handler
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paisley
Def call from DC... "soap bars needed eta 7"
Def offer from member... "got a can of lynx that can do eta 7 my bath tub just cant do the eta, if that is any use"
DC "Thats not gonna cover it he hasn't washed in 5 days"
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Uncannily accurate...
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31 Oct 2007, 11:33
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Re: Declaration of war!
It's a master plan to get free salvage from pt 72 till the finish. I like it..
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31 Oct 2007, 11:42
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Up The Hatters!
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Re: Declaration of war!
Yeah, in order to do good in this game we need to tap in on unused resources in the game!
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31 Oct 2007, 11:45
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The liquid crusader
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Re: Declaration of war!
This is actually a rather good idea. I wish you all the best of luck with it.
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31 Oct 2007, 11:47
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Re: Declaration of war!
This is madness..
/me gets a beer
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31 Oct 2007, 13:15
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
Originally Posted by ReligFree
It's a master plan to get free salvage from pt 72 till the finish. I like it..
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classic post...
too true too
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31 Oct 2007, 16:26
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Don't make me declare war
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Re: Declaration of war!
Oh good, another 'joke' of a thread declaring a fake war.
Just what pa needs.
Maybe instead of joke declarations on small alliances you could grow some balls and declare a real war on a big alliance.
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31 Oct 2007, 18:21
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Re: Declaration of war!
this post made me smile
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31 Oct 2007, 20:45
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Forest
Oh good, another 'joke' of a thread declaring a fake war.
Just what pa needs.
Maybe instead of joke declarations on small alliances you could grow some balls and declare a real war on a big alliance.
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Why don't u make an alliance of your own? you seem to enjoy telling everyone else how they should run theirs.
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31 Oct 2007, 22:10
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Up The Hatters!
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Veil05
Why don't u make an alliance of your own? you seem to enjoy telling everyone else how they should run theirs.
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Because he cant do shit.
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31 Oct 2007, 22:33
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Don't make me declare war
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Veil05
Why don't u make an alliance of your own? you seem to enjoy telling everyone else how they should run theirs.
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Because I can't do shit.
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31 Oct 2007, 22:43
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Re: Declaration of war!
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1 Nov 2007, 06:03
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SUFC
This is madness..
/me gets a beer
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1 Nov 2007, 13:28
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Sorry, Chicken...
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Re: Declaration of war!
alms for the poor
./me hugs kargool
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1 Nov 2007, 19:33
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Re: Declaration of war!
just to make it fair, y dont TGV give F-Crew their coords at start of round... lmfao
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1 Nov 2007, 19:44
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Fook Yu
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Re: Declaration of war!
rofl this was a nice read. Kargool i'm starting to like you, i'll have a chat to Vasq and see if he can get you off our annual "lets 20-wave Wakey and Kargool"-list :P
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1 Nov 2007, 19:46
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
Originally Posted by HellKicker
rofl this was a nice read. Kargool i'm starting to like you, i'll have a chat to Vasq and see if he can get you off our annual "lets 20-wave Wakey and Kargool"-list :P
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Ye i find him quite humorous too *holds HK*
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2 Nov 2007, 18:02
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Forest
Oh good, another 'joke' of a thread declaring a fake war.
Just what pa needs.
Maybe instead of joke declarations on small alliances you could grow some balls and declare a real war on a big alliance.
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he'll grow some balls when you grow a sense of humour !
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2 Nov 2007, 19:41
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Don't make me declare war
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Re: Declaration of war!
I believe Exi had the thread closed when they made a similar thread. I don't see why this should be any different just because the creator of the thread is usually on the losing side.
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2 Nov 2007, 19:46
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Re: Declaration of war!
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Originally Posted by Forest
I believe Exi had the thread closed when they made a similar thread. I don't see why this should be any different just because the creator of the thread is usually on the losing side.
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Omg, you're right! And for the moment there i thought you were just being a dick. It appears you had a strong argument.
Edit: lolololol.
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2 Nov 2007, 19:53
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Up The Hatters!
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Re: Declaration of war!
Who said it was a joke
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2 Nov 2007, 21:30
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Re: Declaration of war!
Tick 1 has occurred and it seems F-Crew is winning. While they are cruising at spot #1 TGV must have driven backwards when the start shot was given cos they are on a measly 10th spot.
Even the n00bs (4) and the funny little blue creatures (6) are off with a better start.
Probably Kargool only managed to find 3 people foolish enough to go against the F-crew from the first tick on...
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2 Nov 2007, 22:24
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Fook Yu
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Re: Declaration of war!
Sooo, we're at PT2. Hows the war going? Any nice battlereps to show? :/
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3 Nov 2007, 01:18
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Don't make me declare war
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Re: Declaration of war!
If I thought for a second tgv had a chance of winning I would step in and sort the problem.
As it is, no HC in the game is so dumb as to let it happen so I can sleep in peace and drean of laughing at idiots.
In a fight of TGV v F-crew, there is only one winner and F-crew will walk it.
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3 Nov 2007, 10:30
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Don't make me declare war
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
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But were taking attention away from our good man Forest here, so we best be quiet.
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Damn right, its all about me dammit!!!
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3 Nov 2007, 10:55
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Forest
Damn right, its all about me dammit!!!
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Well after all you do support pompey, so your not all bad \o/
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3 Nov 2007, 11:33
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Don't make me declare war
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Re: Declaration of war!
Pompey are the fookin best.
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5 Nov 2007, 12:03
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Kitty handler
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spectator1
Tick 1 has occurred and it seems F-Crew is winning. While they are cruising at spot #1 TGV must have driven backwards when the start shot was given cos they are on a measly 10th spot.
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I'd like to give Kargool the option to surrender now and declare us the victor.
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6 Nov 2007, 11:53
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Re: Declaration of war!
Following a request from Kargool, this thread is now re-opened with the 'Farm Crew' shenanigans removed.
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6 Nov 2007, 12:01
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Up The Hatters!
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokeh
I'd like to give Kargool the option to surrender now and declare us the victor.
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I know a guy named Victor, he's a great guy! No way I can burden his good name with association with you!
The name war continues:
Newsreport from the TGV Headquarters.
THERE SEEMS TO BE HUGE LOSSES ON BOTH SIDES
Throughout the huge battles during the first 72 ticks of the round, the losses on both sides were huge. We lost a guy to senseless drinking, (he only recently resurfaced) and it is rumored that F-Crew's famous goat was maimed during an unfortunate bacon incident.
After the first 72 ticks the counted losses are:
TGV
One man due to alcohol
F-Crew
One goat
The discussion rages on about which was most important for the two battling alliances, the goat or the player.
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6 Nov 2007, 19:07
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Re: Declaration of war!
Im reading Kargool and im unsure, did the goat try and cook some bacon? i think this is highly unlikely as they have hoofs you see.. not good for trying to cook bacon with. So your intel is bad.
The protagonist of the story has captured my interest, please continue with his drunken shenanigans.
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7 Nov 2007, 04:10
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Re: Declaration of war!
This thread delivers!
Sorry, gotta spam to make 15 posts for this damn thread i'm waiting to post ><
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7 Nov 2007, 10:47
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Capitán de Navío
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Re: Declaration of war!
Wargggg!
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8 Nov 2007, 16:29
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Re: Declaration of war!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kargool
F-Crew
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How will we reproduce now!? You bastards!
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2 Dec 2007, 00:01
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Re: Declaration of war!
LMAO - this is the most entertaining thread i've read so far, no doubt!
is the 'war' still ongoing ?
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2 Dec 2007, 01:22
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Re: Declaration of war!
There was a few skirmishers along the border when TGV's bacon supply ran out.
And a rather large F-Crew offensive with a few eta 12 fleets that attacked. after 5 hours sleep we started dc'ing it and got it covered.
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Re: Declaration of war!
let them get the roid , build and suicide ship , than land like a fiery would flew over a puffy cloud than land on a silky land
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2 Dec 2007, 19:14
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Ubi concordia, ibi victor
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Re: Declaration of war!
Narrator: In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you!!
CATS: How are you gentlemen!!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Operator: Captain!! *
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.
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