[Fyodor]

funny joke i came across

A Muslim was killed in a car accident. He arrives at the gates of
heaven. St. Peter says "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven".

The Muslim says "Nice to meet you Peter but I'm a Muslim and I want to
meet Muhammad."

St. Peter says "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and
you
will meet Muhammad"

The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses.
Moses says "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven".

The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, its such an honor to meet you.
But
like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet
Muhammad".

Moses says "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will
meet
Muhammad.

The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't see
anything
but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks "Who are
you?"

The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven".
God walks over and shakes his hand.

The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to God "Sir, it
is
such an honor to meet you - I can't believe it - this place is great.
But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to
meet
Muhammad."

God says "Ohh.. You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a
seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?"

The Muslim says "I would love a cup of coffee"

God yells into the kitchen.. "Hey Muhammad. 2 coffees"