[JonnyBGood]

I needed to bring this to the attention of GD but due to the fact I'm in work I'm going to require assistance. Apparently a man in holland has recently been acquitted of bestiality charges because the sheep was unable to testify as to any emotional harm it suffered as a result of the afore-implied actions. This is possibly the best news in the history of new things but as I read it in the paper this morning instead of on the internet I cannot post the story (nor am I overly keen on searching for "dutch bestiality" on google). So if any brave soul can help me in this matter myself and the community at large will thank you!