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Exclamation Re: Favourite Quote from a movie

A few of my favorites.

From Species:

Xavier: We decided to make it female so it would be more docile and controllable.
Preston: More docile and controllable, eh? You guys don't get out much.


From My Little Chickadee:

W. C. Fields (Cuthbert J. Twille) has married Mae West and when her cousin comes to visit Fields asks him to play cards.

Cousin Zeb: Is this a game of chance?
Cuthbert J. Twillie: Not the way I play it, no.


From Duck Soup:

Groucho and Chico Marx confuse each other:

Rufus T. Firefly: Now, what is it that has four pairs of pants, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours?
Chicolini: Atsa good one. I give you three guesses.
Rufus T. Firefly: Now let me see. Has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia... Is it male or female?
Chicolini: No, I no think so.
Rufus T. Firefly: Is he dead?
Chicolini: Who?
Rufus T. Firefly: I don't know. I give up.
Chicolini: I give up, too.


From the M*A*S*H TV series ('None Like it Hot'). A supply sergeant is trying to make a deal to buy Pierce and Hunnicut's bath tub:

Hunnicut: No deal, Rhoden.
Sgt. Rhoden: Hard sell, huh? Alright, here's something no one can resist... stag films. Guaranteed to make a grown man blush.
[looks at Radar]
Sgt. Rhoden: Probably kill you.
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