Re: Favourite Quote from a movie
Since I've seen TV qoutes, I'll do a couple SG-1 qoutes. I can't decide between these two as funniest, so I'm putting them both.
Quote:
(Jack and Teal'c are standing outside Carter's house after just being turned down for pizza and a movie)
Jack O'Neill: What now?
Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of JELL-O.
Jack O'Neill: Call Daniel.
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Quote:
(Teal'C and Jack are repeating the same day and only they remember it. They decide to play golf into an active Stargate wormhole)
Jack O'Neill: How far away is this planet?
Teal'c: Several hundred light-years.
Jack O'Neill: That's gotta be a record.
(Jack golfs again)
General George S. Hammond: (They golf again later, and Hammond catches them) Jack, what the hell are you doing?
Jack O'Neill: (Jack screws up his golf swing) In the middle of my BACKSWING!
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