Snatch has a fair few that always tickle me, the old favourite
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Turkish: **** me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
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never fails to please, with the delivery of
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Avi: Shut up and sit down, you big, bald ****.
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always cracking me up.