I think we'll need chat logs to help you further on this quest.
ps. that list is horrible.
"hou van me mooi
e mannetje"? there shouldn't be an e there
"ik ben een beetje verlief
t"? and "oud&nieuw wor
d super" that's worse than english people using their instead of there or they're
I also think half of them are already in a relationship, I feel it's your duty to break up those relationships by sleeping with them.