Because anything based on disneyland is a spurious lie. They pretend like Mickey is real, and then he takes his head off. *sniff* and then I didn't know what to believe in.
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<InitHello> Gumbie: you are a wise and perceptive man
<Gumbie> hurray!
<Gumbie> about what?
<toot> of course at a cow
<toot> what do you think
<Tearz> I mean... like theres anythign else to do with a bazooka