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pig · 5 Jan 2007, 10:05

If they ask you what the time is, shut the **** up.

Liverpool is generally ok these days, went there last season and it was banter and humbling. Thankfully its not the 1980s anymore so there shouldn't be a problem tbh. Just dont act like you are gods gift to life. Be friendly and they will be friendly back. If you were going to Everton and acted like the world owed you a favour, I'd place a lot of money on you being stabbed.

When cocknies come to Birmingham, the worst thing they can do is act as though London is great and Birmingham is shit. A friend of mine who is a cockney actually got mugged.

He couldnt understand why, the reason was quite simply he was southern. The conversation went much like this.

"Got the time mate?"

"Ye, 2am san"

"Where yow from"

"Saf London"

Then he got robbed.

If he just kept his mouth shut I doubt he would of been robbed, he should of just walked on.

Mouthy cocknies are the last thing anyone likes, and thats all they generally are is mouthy, but when you are on someones territory have respect.

Enjoy!

5 Jan 2007, 10:05	#3
pig 1up on you Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 4,007	Re: Going to Liverpool Saturday... If they ask you what the time is, shut the **** up. Liverpool is generally ok these days, went there last season and it was banter and humbling. Thankfully its not the 1980s anymore so there shouldn't be a problem tbh. Just dont act like you are gods gift to life. Be friendly and they will be friendly back. If you were going to Everton and acted like the world owed you a favour, I'd place a lot of money on you being stabbed. When cocknies come to Birmingham, the worst thing they can do is act as though London is great and Birmingham is shit. A friend of mine who is a cockney actually got mugged. He couldnt understand why, the reason was quite simply he was southern. The conversation went much like this. "Got the time mate?" "Ye, 2am san" "Where yow from" "Saf London" Then he got robbed. If he just kept his mouth shut I doubt he would of been robbed, he should of just walked on. Mouthy cocknies are the last thing anyone likes, and thats all they generally are is mouthy, but when you are on someones territory have respect. Enjoy! __________________ pig [1up]