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Unread 28 Feb 2006, 20:47   #38
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Re: GD is poetry!

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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
You say my poetry is mildly shit,
but you forget Hal-9000 that you are a tit.
Boogster says that Qazok stinks of urine,
but that's because I pissed on his head.
It's poisonous I say! Now Boogster is dead.
What is wrong with you, screams the rep giving Nantoz,
As he secretly checks his tamponz.

I may be a tit but at least I'm abreast
Of the English language, so give it a rest.
It brings me much sorrow to see your reply.
A little suggestion - give rhyming a try!

Nantoz and tamponz clearly don't rhyme
And the piece about urine: an uncoupled line.
It surely must register, surely you know
That your poetic ramblings take on a new low?!

The English language is in disarray
And it's all thanks to Qazok, I'm sorry to say.
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