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Originally Posted by HAL-9000
Well, Mr Qazok, I have to admit
That poem you wrote us was mildly shit.
I may seem quite callous but clearly it's true
That only Green Spit is as rubbish as you.
I hope you enjoyed your creative bout
But your rhyming is lacking, your rythme is out.
It's hard to accept and you may be confused
But that poem was dreadful, our language abused!
So now, as I leave you, my message is this:
Your poetic mind is as pleasing as piss.
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You say my poetry is mildly shit,
but you forget Hal-9000 that you are a tit.
Boogster says that Qazok stinks of urine,
but that's because I pissed on his head.
It's poisonous I say! Now Boogster is dead.
What is wrong with you, screams the rep giving Nantoz,
As he secretly checks his tamponz.