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Unread 1 Feb 2006, 09:50   #33
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Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)

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Originally Posted by Tomkat
When I was in Exeter a couple of weekends ago, we ended up in a nightclub.

Lots of drunk students around, so hormones were running high.

So were emotions.

We spotted this girl in the corner who was having a big argument with her (we assume) boyfriend. We didn't know either of them.

Now being kind, caring and considerate gentlemen (and because we were drunk and it was funny) we captured the immortal moments of the dumping on digital camera.

I apologise for there being an arm in the 2nd picture, and my friend's head in the 3rd. We had to do it covertly, so pretended to take pictures of each other, and then move the camera quickly to follow the events occurring.

Pay close attention now:

Picture 1 - Realisation. She's just been hit with the news, and is breaking down. He isn't sure what to do, so is trying to soften the blow.

Picture 2 - Anger. She's let it sink in now, and how DARE he dump her? Check out that CLAW!! That's pure hatred right there, fellas.

Picture 3 - Acceptance. The anger has passed now, and she's almost apathetic. It's over, and she realises it. The guy is just wondering if it'd be inappropriate for him to stop sitting with her now, and try to pull her friend.


So there you go guys. Prepare for the three stages - especially stage 2 (I can't get over the claw) - Realisation, Anger and Acceptance.
shit man, that is brilliant. take a terrible moment of someone's life, when they are being turned from a happy girl on a night out to an emotional wreck, and spread it all over the internet..

for this, you earn many kudos.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........

ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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