[Boogster]

Drogba: because he's a cheating bag of balls.
Robben: (see above)
Lampard: I think he thinks that he's better than Gerrard.
Cisse: lazy arse.
Phil Neville: because he always seems to worm his way into the England side despite being worse than Owen Hargreaves.
C. Ronaldo: he's got stupid curly, dyed hair.

Couldn't quite think of eleven.