[mrmao]

Mrmao here a scratching behind him. He turns and sees the generic biomonsterwithblades®. Mrmao snaps his fingers the monster stops. Mrmao then turns to the camera.
“Do you have a deep dark maze beneath your fortress of evil? Do you have pesky intruders? Well consider this; you could devote your deep dark maze to a maze of death (at this point the crew in the trailer cause Mao’s voice to echo evilly). For just Four easy payments of 1,500(insert currency here) you can own six of these bio monstrosities, two mega kill bots and team of engineers to change the maze to suit you desires of torture. Just like that.”
Mrmao snaps his fingers and the monster then pounces on him and rips him to shreads.