... since i turned 23 which makes today my 24th birthday.
It's also a year since
The Saga Involving Liz happened.
Tonight i'm going out and im going to get drunk.
Amongst other people a mate from work and his wife are invited (and are coming).
They're friends with a girl who's a stripper (and for the right price a prostitute).
They're also friends with a girl who allows old men to **** her in the ass for e tabs.
The wife said she'd see about getting them to come.
I'm not promising anything but if they come hopefully there will be a story*.
If there is i might put it up this weekend at some point.
Now all i've got to do is get some e's and withdraw £300.
*involving happiness for me