Every forums user has their own quality. And everyone has their own weakness
To counteract this, if there was somehow a way to splice forum users to make "super posters" taking only their best qualities, that would be brilliant.
Suggestions
I would probably splice Dante and Blastoderm, because then i'd create an awesome commie who didnt wash his trousers but also could get down with his homies and admit that black women are very attractive and stop being so racist