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IncubusGod · 31 Mar 2006, 03:22

A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. A friends girlfriend thought she knew it all because she'd read a book on body language.

So she would do things like accuse you of lying if you closed your eyes at any stage when talking to her. This, she says, was a sign in the book that you are hiding something.
What a load of utter shit.
That or she would only believe you if you looked up when telling a story, this she said ment that you were recalling things from your brain.
If you looked down you were lying again.

I asked her what would it mean if I had a clenched fist. She said it ment that I was emotionally stunted. I explained it ment I wanted to twat her in the face.

Everyone thought I was joking. I wasn't.

He dumped her last week for, quote, "wrecking my ****ing head with her incessant pseudo-pyschologial bullshit".

31 Mar 2006, 03:22	#19
IncubusGod WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW Join Date: May 2000 Location: Éire Posts: 2,738	Re: body language A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. A friends girlfriend thought she knew it all because she'd read a book on body language. So she would do things like accuse you of lying if you closed your eyes at any stage when talking to her. This, she says, was a sign in the book that you are hiding something. What a load of utter shit. That or she would only believe you if you looked up when telling a story, this she said ment that you were recalling things from your brain. If you looked down you were lying again. I asked her what would it mean if I had a clenched fist. She said it ment that I was emotionally stunted. I explained it ment I wanted to twat her in the face. Everyone thought I was joking. I wasn't. He dumped her last week for, quote, "wrecking my ****ing head with her incessant pseudo-pyschologial bullshit".