I got two pity* cards! I rock.
*P.s. Pity cards are cards sent by female friends who have no romantic intentions but thought it might be a nice jesture as I have no girlfriend on Valentines day, yet fail to grasp the concept that such pity is misplaced, unwanted and embarassing.
Plus they signed them 'secret admirer' yet I can tell where they came from by the post office sorting code. Hardly undercover agents, these girls.